Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom!

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FirmhandKY -> Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 10:53:40 AM)
Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom quote: Men who worry about the effect drinking has on their sex life should raise a glass to the latest research. Alcohol actually improves rather than damages male performance in the bedroom, it is claimed. Until now it has been widely believed that alcohol consumption can cause erectile dysfunction, or 'brewer's droop'. But a study of 1,580 Australian men found drinkers reporting up to 30 per cent fewer problems than teetotallers. Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank. So-called low-risk drinkers, those who have four drinks a day for up to five days a week, fared best. Worst were former drinkers who had given up the booze ... Damn Aussies .... Firm

domiguy -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 11:01:30 AM)
It seems we are discussing two different subjects....One being "whiskey dick" and the other being E.D....I'm sure our fellow aussies have as hard of a time rasing the flag after a night of drinking just as their American counterparts. However, to make the study more interesting one would really have to determine if Australian yatches have a higher "hotness quotient" than the typical american ass. I have been known to battle through large amounts of alcohol and still be able to wield some ample and firm lumber only because my partner was extremely dooooable. I still wouldn't be surprised if the average Aus. ass is of a far more "tappable" quality than what we typically see in the States. Damn Aussies ....

Sanity -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 11:18:58 AM)
Hi Firm, Could be that alcohol affects the holographic self-image somehow. It may be some kind of a solvent that allows us psychological penetration into the very deepest essence of ITness. Or maybe that aspect of reality is just an illusion... [sm=chug.gif]

kittinSol -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 11:37:44 AM)
If the men themselves evaluated their own sexual performance, this result is boringly unsurprising [8D] .

Lucylastic -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:05:58 PM)
Should have asked their spouses/significant other I think it would have been more reliable Lucy

SilverMark -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:15:40 PM)
Well Damn....maybe I should start drinking!

kittinSol -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:17:52 PM)
Please don't, Mark. Better be safe than sorry :-p .

colouredin -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:20:54 PM)
Hmmm see I think alcohol make men better, when Im pissed I seem to have a far less boring time (mind I normally cant remember it) [:D]

Lockit -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:21:12 PM)
Is that so? lol Too many factors that could factor in. What gender where the researchers... did they consider all things that play into it.. and I want to know how many had sex with a man who was doing his share of boozin it up... what their breath was like while cock was hard... the pass out rate... did they slober... snore... wake up remembering who the fuck you were and would they do it again. I forgot one... how long did it take to get that fucker up?

corysub -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:24:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol If the men themselves evaluated their own sexual performance, this result is boringly unsurprising [8D] . Good point. Actually, I think it really comes down to the individual, their partner, the setting..and whatever else stimulates the senses. I stopped drinking scotch but after a half bottle of claret or any wine for that matter, I'm usually a pretty happy player.

MadameMarque -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:26:33 PM)
"Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom!" ...only if their partners are the ones drinking it. "But a study of 1,580 Australian men found drinkers reporting up to 30 per cent fewer problems than teetotallers." ...which proves that drinkers remember what they did last night 30% less frequently. "You'd better sit down. You're starting to look blurry." - from the TV show, Friends

Lucylastic -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:28:07 PM)
From personal experience theres nothing quicker to gross me out than slobbering and pawing and brewers droop, they soon became afflicted with wankers cramp. Drunk men are NOT attractive lovers, just my point of view. Mark, I have a feeling you are much more likely to enjoy it sober. Having said all that, Ive had more than a fair share of drunkeness and debauchery while being totally smashed, I think Im just getting to old to deal with it nicely. Lucy

Mercnbeth -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:30:46 PM)
Hell, without alcoholic intake by men, some woman would never get laid; then again, vice versa also applies. Hell - I've made sure that beth has had at least a few shots of 'Jack' every day for the past 6 years! There are a slew of country/western songs about it. "Nobody is that ugly at closing time" "She looks fine after a six pack or two" "Let's leave now before they turn the lights on at closing time" "Don't wake me when you leave in the morning" "She had great nails" "We're ugly - we're drunk - lets fuck"

Lynnxz -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:31:19 PM)
Alchohol may make a man less inhibited, but god, whiskey dick is a bitch. I had an ex who would have issues just after a couple of beers... I am starting to think it was more than the booze. [>:]

kittinSol -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:36:11 PM)
An ex boyfriend (the one who was born on Hiroshima's anniversary) would call whisky "rape juice": what a charming individual he was [>:] .

LaTigresse -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 12:44:56 PM)
It was my experience that alchohol just made men THINK they were better in bed. And some, care less about who they took to bed.

kittinSol -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 1:06:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse And some, care less about who they took to bed. Thankfully, these ones make their promiscuous selves pretty much impossible to confuse with their less clownish colleagues [sm=biggrin.gif] .

LaTigresse -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 1:08:40 PM)
Yes, especially when they need those bar lizzards to hold them up on the way out the door, then drive them home and help them into the bed. If they make it that far....

kittinSol -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 1:13:43 PM)
What's a bar lizzard?

LaTigresse -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 1:17:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol What's a bar lizzard? Women that spend alot of time in bars and look like it. Rode hard and put away wet. Raspy smokers voices. Usually several ex husbands, kids by each. Hair style is the one they dropped out of high school with. That sort.

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