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peppermint -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 1:37:24 PM)

My experience with men who have been drinking before sex fall into one of two categories.

#1.  Those that say..."Just play with it for a couple more minutes.  I know it'll get hard"....after playing with it for 2 hours.

#2.  Those that say..."Just play with it for a couple more minutes.  I know it'll cum"...after playing with it for 2 hours. 

Neither one gets my vote as man of the year in bed. 



Lockit -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 1:45:45 PM)

It is clear... there wasn't much input from women in this research! lol



Lynnxz -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 1:46:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

My experience with men who have been drinking before sex fall into one of two categories.

#1.  Those that say..."Just play with it for a couple more minutes.  I know it'll get hard"....after playing with it for 2 hours.

#2.  Those that say..."Just play with it for a couple more minutes.  I know it'll cum"...after playing with it for 2 hours. 

Neither one gets my vote as man of the year in bed. 



Ugh yes.

I used to think it was my fault when I was younger and they couldn't get hard... now I realize I had a thing for drunken douchebags. [:D]



FRSguy -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 1:54:05 PM)

Most woman dont let me touch them when I am drunk (at least the ones that know me) so for me its hands to myself when drinking which has caused a few comical public interactions especialy in a few clubs.... lol.
I have to ask though... what is "whisky dick"?



Vendaval -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 4:44:33 PM)

 
Yes, a serious case of "beer goggles" followed by the next morning's experience of "coyote ugly" for sure.


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
It was my experience that alchohol just made men THINK they were better in bed.

And some, care less about who they took to bed.



FirmhandKY -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 4:50:43 PM)

FR:

Notice ... it's mainly the women complaining .... [:D]

Firm



MissIsis -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 5:00:48 PM)

My experiences disprove this theory.  Aside from the fact that they just think they can fuck, it can be a complete turn-off, especially, when they think they are peeing in the toilet, when in actuality they are peeing in their ashtray. 



Vendaval -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 5:24:03 PM)

Or better yet, missing the toilet or trash can while puking their guts out.



DarkSteven -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 5:42:40 PM)

The study is biased.  It doesn't include all the men that were too drunk to make it to the bedroom...



kittinSol -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 5:46:22 PM)

Now, two drunk women is something else... ah, Polly, with your Vodka Cranberry, where are you :-( ?



Lockit -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 5:55:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

FR:

Notice ... it's mainly the women complaining .... [:D]

Firm



LOL... well that reasons out!  It's mostly us doing the drunks till we decide never to do it again!  Doesn't take long to get to that point! lol 



Aneirin -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 11:04:19 PM)

The only thing I think about using alcohol before the bedroom, is it's ability to lighten a person up,an aid to relaxing but then it doesn't need much, too much and sleep becomes the desire, especially with me.

Just a thought, if people were not so tense, would alcohol be needed to lighten up for sex.



Nikitaa -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/28/2009 11:47:49 PM)

My statistics professor would say this survey does not tell true story. Is possible reason alcohol drinkers report better sex performance is because alcohol drinkers are more out going and have more experience with sex. They spend much time in bars and clubs and they find women to do sex with more often.

The drinking men have different personality and this personality type drinks often and has much sex. The drinking does not make these men better in sex. Thier personality does and their personality leads them to drink. Drinking and better sex are both results of this personality trait and one does not cause the other.

Tea drinkers have different personality which keeps them from drinking and which makes them less good in sex. Both traits are common to tea drinkers (not all, some tea drinkers awesome in sex) and one does not cause other.




JustDarkness -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/29/2009 12:48:03 AM)

I don't need alcohol..I can sleep with out



Vendaval -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/29/2009 1:16:36 AM)

No doubt.  Ever try to move the dead weight of a lame-ass that passed out cold on the lawn?


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
The study is biased.  It doesn't include all the men that were too drunk to make it to the bedroom...



Hippiekinkster -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/29/2009 1:27:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Or better yet, missing the toilet or trash can while puking their guts out.
After reading this, the preceding post, and the rest of the wimmins' complaints, it occurs to me that most of you wimmens have exceedingly bad taste in men.



thornhappy -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/29/2009 5:07:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

No doubt.  Ever try to move the dead weight of a lame-ass that passed out cold on the lawn?

One of my buddies, in his checkered past, passed out on his parents' front steps.

His mom came out and whacked him with a broom until he woke up!



Lucylastic -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/29/2009 5:24:44 AM)

Heh my BFF jayne used to pass out after a club night, laying on the sofa face down with her ass in the air, and she would donkey kick anyone who tried to wake her up
One night my ex and I stayed at my parents house, after a night of heavy drinking and I woke up at three to find him peeing in the corner of the living room..... he thought he was home in our flat. oh my parents were so unimpressed.
Lucy




Dnomyar -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/29/2009 6:04:08 AM)

This stuff is fun reading.



Lashra -> RE: Alcohol makes men BETTER in the bedroom! (1/29/2009 7:26:31 AM)

Actually I think this article is bullshit. Most men who drink a few shots of whiskey end up passed out in the bed before they could even get any. Maybe that is why they think they were so damn good in bed, it was just a drunken dream....

~Lashra



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