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LaTigresse -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 2:55:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Slice fresh jalapenos in half, mix some softened cream cheese with some onion and garlic powder, place in jalapeno halves, then wrap each in 1/2 slice of bacon and bake......heaven


i have my recipe for the Superbowl party!!!!



No doubt!  That sounds godly!
If there's anything that I will lay waste to as quickly and with as much passion as I do buffalo wings, it's jalapeno poppers.  Add bacon, and it's just a win win win situation! [:D]



I agree and when she made them, I demanded she make them again the next day. Jalapenos, cream cheese and bacon......could it get any better?




angelikaJ -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 2:57:28 PM)

I am guessing the original had some garlic...

I might leave out the beef boullion granules and buy some low sodium beef broth... put it in ice cube trays and freeze them... when they are solid put them in a freezer bag... then when you need them just add a few to your hamburg after you drained it.




BKSir -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 2:59:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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Slice fresh jalapenos in half, mix some softened cream cheese with some onion and garlic powder, place in jalapeno halves, then wrap each in 1/2 slice of bacon and bake......heaven


i have my recipe for the Superbowl party!!!!



No doubt!  That sounds godly!
If there's anything that I will lay waste to as quickly and with as much passion as I do buffalo wings, it's jalapeno poppers.  Add bacon, and it's just a win win win situation! [:D]



I agree and when she made them, I demanded she make them again the next day. Jalapenos, cream cheese and bacon......could it get any better?



I'm trying to think of how, but it's eluding me.  Maybe by grilling instead of baking?  Otherwise, there's absolutely nothing about this idea that doesn't sound like god on a plate.




domiguy -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 2:59:59 PM)

Now is the time for comfort food.  Huge fan of America's Test Kitchen....If you make it I will cum.




sirsholly -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 3:08:27 PM)

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I agree and when she made them, I demanded she make them again the next day. Jalapenos, cream cheese and bacon......could it get any better?

i am thinking of stuffing them with Pepper Jack cheese would work also [:)]




Termyn8or -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 3:11:42 PM)

You DON'T want garlic ? I'd reconsider, but onto the topic.

No matter how many varieties of HH they have they are all based on one of three things. First of all they all have the meat and noodles (or potatoes). Their noodles are actually fast cooking and that is the reason for the extra water.If you like pasta al dente add less water. The whole thing comes out thicker as well. If you'd like it creamier or more opaque looking, milk works well for that.

One type of HH is basically what millions of people make without the mix every day. My clan calls it slammers. It consists of the ground beef, some onions and spices etc., and of course the pasta but in this case the pasta is cooked seperately. If you were to take a pound of macaroni, about a pound and a half of meat and an onion, you would get pretty close right there. You will have to spice to taste however. They use spices that I would not, but that is an individual choice.

Another type of HH is the mac-n-cheese type, and some of that does have some tomato sauce in it. If you mix it when you start trying to wing it, that is up to you. Many people like chopped tomatoes in their mac-n-cheese.

The other major type of HH is the gravy type, more like a stroganoff type of thing, but with ground meat and no sour cream. Some serve like Swedish meatballs or something like that with a gravy over noodles.

Now in the three types of HH realize this, when I speak of cheese or tomato sauce, they use dried. There is nothing wrong with that as long as the additives don't get out of hand. However these items are hard to get sometimes, even in "the big city". If you go down to the grocery and ask for powdered, dry tomato sauce they are not likely to have it, nor are they likely to have packets of the powdered cheese used in the cheapo mac-n-cheese mixes, which is the same stuff as what is in the cheese type HH.

The gravy based HH is not so hard, they do sell gravy mixes all over the place. Although I don't use them you might find it hard to duplicate, in fact that is true of any of the HH varieties, but there is one nice thing about giving it a whirl. On top of the fact that you can make it healthier, you might come up with something that actually tastes better.

Note that you are unlikely to reproduce HH exactly, but then while it is good, there is better. I think I have about 60 different spices now and still can't duplicate some things. I don't try anymore. I don't try to beat the Colonel at his chicken game, I just made mine better, at least IMO.

Oh, there's also the chili mac HH, for that just do what you're gonna do to make the basic mac and meat w/tomato sauce, but add chili pepper and possibly extra cumin (there is cumin in most chili seasonings but you might want more "definition" or something like that.

All enhancements are at least on the table. Like brocolli, green peppers ? throw some in the cheese/meat stuff. Mushrooms if you care.

Main thing to remember, you are dealing with pasta, HH uses fast cooking pasta which you might not want. The regualar stuff has more body to it but it requires seperate cooking. If you were to cook it in the meat sauce everything else would be disintegrated by the time it was done. cooking it seperately also gives you the option of spooning the sauce onto the plates on top of the pasta, gives the meal a different feel.

The world is your oyster, on top of all the options this presents to you, any of these varieties of HH type stuff can be used with other things. If you like rice for example, give it a try. Any of them over dumplings as well. Also, there are alot of different types of pasta and I know people who swear that just by using a different variety of pasta the dish tastes different.

On a side note, I try to keep the carbs down in my diet, but I am STILL gaining fucking weight !. I limit myself to max two pasta and two potato dishes per month, and I might have to take it lower.

Speaking of which, potatoes are another thing you can use in place of pasta. In fact a buddy o mine makes a potato, cheese and ground meat dish, bakes it in the oven, and it is pretty damgood. In the basic sense, it is also like an HH. Of course HH has such dishes, but I am not that fond of the dried potatoes. Another buddy makes a kickass tuna casserole, out of scratch except for this and that, like the canned soup he uses in it. You say you might not want that, well then you have to make your own. But that's cooking.

As another said, also look at the ingredients. If you like the flavor, that is a good starting point. Pay attention to the order in which they are listed. There should be a seperate list for the seasoning package in mixed meals, at least in the US. They don't tell you exactly how much of each but they do tell you what is most predominant, it will be higher on the list. Don't be surprised to find garlic powder, MSG, sugar, salt or even monoglucimidequatromethanehydroxylsulfate, whateve that would be. Simple rule of thumb there, if you can't pronounce it you don't want it.

And then they get down to the bottom where it just says "spices". Fret not, for one there is very little of them in there, and they will be found. I have found a few.

By all means, have fun with it. Like when I make killer chicken breast, there are about five different spice combinations I might put on it. Depends on my mood.

One warning though, I had to BUILD a spice rack because nobody made one big enough.

Anyway, I could get more specific if you get more specific, that is, which varieties of HH do you especially like ? If you like the gravy type HH, go sage and thyme. But don't put it in the cheesey mac. I wouldn't put thyme in the chili mac, but the sage might be to your liking. I think the "official" version has it.

The options are near endless.

T




slaveboyforyou -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 3:11:54 PM)

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I would  use oregano, cumin, fennel and garlic powder with salt and pepper, diced onions and diced bell peppers. Mix all the above and some ground breakfast sausage in your ground beef and brown until it starts to carmelize. Drain the fat. Then add in your cooked pasta and more of the above seasonings. Add brown gravy mix or mushroom soup on top


Good ideas all, LunaVenus.  I season everything I make, but I get the impression that Yourhandmyass isn't fond of cooking.  For novice or folks that cook once in awhile, I suggest three seasonings.  Invest in a pepper grinder (so much better than regular packaged 2 blend pepper), salt (I'd say sea salt, but I think it's overrated frankly), and Mrs. Dash.  Mrs. Dash is great for seasoning if you don't know how to cook well. 




kittinSol -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 3:17:57 PM)

Great advice. I'd also add a healthy pinch of super hot Madras curry powder to everything. Helps with the digestion [8D] . 




sirsholly -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 3:21:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

What is difficult is to "mimic" the exact flavor of ass. 

i am sure it can be duplicated, Domiguy. What do you taste like?




YourhandMyAss -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 3:31:03 PM)

I am not fond of cooking, no you hit it right on the head. Or rather cooking is OK, but it needs to be very low fuss and something any old idiot, for lack of better phrase, could do.
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ORIGINAL: slaveboyforyou


Good ideas all, LunaVenus.  I season everything I make, but I get the impression that Yourhandmyass isn't fond of cooking.  For novice or folks that cook once in awhile, I suggest three seasonings.  Invest in a pepper grinder (so much better than regular packaged 2 blend pepper), salt (I'd say sea salt, but I think it's overrated frankly), and Mrs. Dash.  Mrs. Dash is great for seasoning if you don't know how to cook well. 




kittinSol -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 3:32:27 PM)

Why do you think you dislike cooking, YHMA?




YourhandMyAss -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 3:35:01 PM)

We mostly like the cheesy creamy flavors, I do like the gravey'ish type like stroginoff too. creamy and meaty, are our two favorite kinds.

And I wouldn't have a problem with cooking the pasta seperatly, it'd be fun, Daddy has some jumbo shells for stuffed shells work gave everyone to take home, since they had a surplus of the things, it may be fun to put some of the hamburger and stuff into the shells.

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

You DON'T want garlic ? I'd reconsider, but onto the topic.

No matter how many varieties of HH they have they are all based on one of three things. First of all they all have the meat and noodles (or potatoes). Their noodles are actually fast cooking and that is the reason for the extra water.If you like pasta al dente add less water. The whole thing comes out thicker as well. If you'd like it creamier or more opaque looking, milk works well for that.

One type of HH is basically what millions of people make without the mix every day. My clan calls it slammers. It consists of the ground beef, some onions and spices etc., and of course the pasta but in this case the pasta is cooked seperately. If you were to take a pound of macaroni, about a pound and a half of meat and an onion, you would get pretty close right there. You will have to spice to taste however. They use spices that I would not, but that is an individual choice.

Another type of HH is the mac-n-cheese type, and some of that does have some tomato sauce in it. If you mix it when you start trying to wing it, that is up to you. Many people like chopped tomatoes in their mac-n-cheese.

The other major type of HH is the gravy type, more like a stroganoff type of thing, but with ground meat and no sour cream. Some serve like Swedish meatballs or something like that with a gravy over noodles.

Now in the three types of HH realize this, when I speak of cheese or tomato sauce, they use dried. There is nothing wrong with that as long as the additives don't get out of hand. However these items are hard to get sometimes, even in "the big city". If you go down to the grocery and ask for powdered, dry tomato sauce they are not likely to have it, nor are they likely to have packets of the powdered cheese used in the cheapo mac-n-cheese mixes, which is the same stuff as what is in the cheese type HH.

The gravy based HH is not so hard, they do sell gravy mixes all over the place. Although I don't use them you might find it hard to duplicate, in fact that is true of any of the HH varieties, but there is one nice thing about giving it a whirl. On top of the fact that you can make it healthier, you might come up with something that actually tastes better.

Note that you are unlikely to reproduce HH exactly, but then while it is good, there is better. I think I have about 60 different spices now and still can't duplicate some things. I don't try anymore. I don't try to beat the Colonel at his chicken game, I just made mine better, at least IMO.

Oh, there's also the chili mac HH, for that just do what you're gonna do to make the basic mac and meat w/tomato sauce, but add chili pepper and possibly extra cumin (there is cumin in most chili seasonings but you might want more "definition" or something like that.

All enhancements are at least on the table. Like brocolli, green peppers ? throw some in the cheese/meat stuff. Mushrooms if you care.

Main thing to remember, you are dealing with pasta, HH uses fast cooking pasta which you might not want. The regualar stuff has more body to it but it requires seperate cooking. If you were to cook it in the meat sauce everything else would be disintegrated by the time it was done. cooking it seperately also gives you the option of spooning the sauce onto the plates on top of the pasta, gives the meal a different feel.

The world is your oyster, on top of all the options this presents to you, any of these varieties of HH type stuff can be used with other things. If you like rice for example, give it a try. Any of them over dumplings as well. Also, there are alot of different types of pasta and I know people who swear that just by using a different variety of pasta the dish tastes different.

On a side note, I try to keep the carbs down in my diet, but I am STILL gaining fucking weight !. I limit myself to max two pasta and two potato dishes per month, and I might have to take it lower.

Speaking of which, potatoes are another thing you can use in place of pasta. In fact a buddy o mine makes a potato, cheese and ground meat dish, bakes it in the oven, and it is pretty damgood. In the basic sense, it is also like an HH. Of course HH has such dishes, but I am not that fond of the dried potatoes. Another buddy makes a kickass tuna casserole, out of scratch except for this and that, like the canned soup he uses in it. You say you might not want that, well then you have to make your own. But that's cooking.

As another said, also look at the ingredients. If you like the flavor, that is a good starting point. Pay attention to the order in which they are listed. There should be a seperate list for the seasoning package in mixed meals, at least in the US. They don't tell you exactly how much of each but they do tell you what is most predominant, it will be higher on the list. Don't be surprised to find garlic powder, MSG, sugar, salt or even monoglucimidequatromethanehydroxylsulfate, whateve that would be. Simple rule of thumb there, if you can't pronounce it you don't want it.

And then they get down to the bottom where it just says "spices". Fret not, for one there is very little of them in there, and they will be found. I have found a few.

By all means, have fun with it. Like when I make killer chicken breast, there are about five different spice combinations I might put on it. Depends on my mood.

One warning though, I had to BUILD a spice rack because nobody made one big enough.

Anyway, I could get more specific if you get more specific, that is, which varieties of HH do you especially like ? If you like the gravy type HH, go sage and thyme. But don't put it in the cheesey mac. I wouldn't put thyme in the chili mac, but the sage might be to your liking. I think the "official" version has it.

The options are near endless.

T




YourhandMyAss -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 3:41:16 PM)

kittin, I think it's the amount of effort for the lack of pay off. My family does love eating it if I cook, and so that's rewarding, but I don't like complicated meals that take forever.

One time I made a bunch of chicken meals, ok  3 to be exact, and I followed the recipe exactly , except for not using boneless chicken I took breasts and de boned them, and the recipe sounded exciting and tasty, but the actually results were quite disappointing. Chicken in my experience, tends to produce less than stellar results though since it tends to be, any time I've had it dry and flavorless.
I enjoy  on occasion cooking low fuss stuff, like scrambled eggs and sausage, and hamburger helper, and meat loaf, and stuff that's quick,  But for longer drawn out things, I just don't have the patience, plus sometimes it;s lonly in the kitchen and Daddy refuses to come in and help.

I have in the past solved being lonely by amusing myself with the food, like talking to it for example, while cooking it. I can get quite silly with it.
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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Why do you think you dislike cooking, YHMA?




kittinSol -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 4:08:31 PM)

See, I find cooking so rewarding precisely because the payoff is so good :-) . Nothing like a home cooked meal, in my opinion. For example, tonight, I'm making Thai Masaman curry. It's super easy: it takes roughly half an hour preparation, but it's from scratch, and absolutely delicious [8D] .




LaTigresse -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 4:15:05 PM)

It is like that for me also. I enjoy it. Both relaxing and rewarding.




slaveboyforyou -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 4:32:49 PM)

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Chicken in my experience, tends to produce less than stellar results though since it tends to be, any time I've had it dry and flavorless.
I enjoy  on occasion cooking low fuss stuff, like scrambled eggs and sausage, and hamburger helper, and meat loaf, and stuff that's quick,  But for longer drawn out things, I just don't have the patience, plus sometimes it;s lonly in the kitchen and Daddy refuses to come in and help.


Chicken is so easy.  You can make so many things with chicken.  Being a Southernor, I grew up with fried chicken.  You soak your chicken pieces in buttermilk overnight, than you fry them in peanut oil.  Now I do it in a skillet, but that takes a little patience.  You can simplify the process with a deep fryer or pressure fryer.  When I roast a chicken, I save the bones and juices for soup. 

As for being bored in the kitchen, I have a small television/radio next on the counter.  Music makes the whole process more enjoyable.  I love having my friends over when I cook.  We just stand around in the kitchen drinking beer and joking around.  Cooking is fun, you just have to make more of the experience. 




BKSir -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 4:37:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

See, I find cooking so rewarding precisely because the payoff is so good :-) . Nothing like a home cooked meal, in my opinion. For example, tonight, I'm making Thai Masaman curry. It's super easy: it takes roughly half an hour preparation, but it's from scratch, and absolutely delicious [8D] .


Okay, where are you and what time is dinner?  I LOVE curry.  Any kind at all.  Actually, right now we're educating a friend on currys.  He had never had any at all until about a week ago when I made him come over for some (I usually make a japanese curry).  Since then, we've had also a singapore curry, and a bengali curry.

He's becoming as addicted as I am. ;)




philosophy -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 4:39:50 PM)

...just got back from sticking some chicken parcels in the oven. Two with courgettes, loads of garlic and chicken breasts, two with more courgette, less garlic, a ton of peppers and more chicken breasts.
Ten minutes prep......easy.




MissIsis -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 4:40:15 PM)

I found this online.  Just take out what doesn't appeal to you. 

Hamburger Helper Copycat
2 cups nonfat dry instant milk
¼ cup corn starch
¼ cup unsalted  chicken or beef bouillon powder
2 Tablespoons onion flakes
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1 teaspoon black pepper
2 Tablespoons dried parsley
1 Tablespoon garlic powder
Mix the ingredients together and store in an air tight container.  Use the above “helper” mix as a base for the following dinners.  (each serves 4 to 6 people) Ground Beef Stroganoff Brown 1 pound ground beef or turkey and drain off the fat.  Add 2 cups water, ½ cup “helper” mix and 2 cups uncooked egg noodles and stir.  Bring mixture to a boil, reduce heat and simmer covered for 15-20 minutes or until noodles are tender.  Top with ½ cup sour cream. Hearty Potato Casserole Brown 1 pound ground beef or turkey and drain off the fat.  Add  ¾ cup water, 6 peeled potatoes (sliced very thin), 1 cup of frozen mixed peas and carrots and ½ cup plus 1 Tablespoon “helper” mix.  Simmer covered 20-30 minutes or until potatoes are tender.  Stir, uncover and cook until excess water is evaporated.
Here's the link: 
http://www.kbrx.com/RECIPES/main%20dishes/hambhelperccat.htm





kittinSol -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/28/2009 5:01:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

Okay, where are you and what time is dinner?  I LOVE curry.  Any kind at all.  Actually, right now we're educating a friend on currys.  He had never had any at all until about a week ago when I made him come over for some (I usually make a japanese curry).  Since then, we've had also a singapore curry, and a bengali curry.

He's becoming as addicted as I am. ;)



*Polite belch*. Supper was swwwweeet :-) . I love curry as well: I'm partial to Thai and Indian. Indian curries are the best on the planet, in my opinion. They do take a lot of time to make, and I'm still finding my way around the average American supermarket: not the most loaded with spices, it's got to be said... I might have to travel to Boston to find the necessary stuff. Next time: Korma. It's a Persian-Indian dish that is mild, and creamy, coconutty and cashewy, and that is positively to DIE FOR.




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