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YourhandMyAss -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 10:34:13 AM)

I covered that earlier, I didn't know garlic was in it, in powdered form. So since it's in there  originally, I have no problem with putting it in.

Like I said, it's just when you're going for authentic as possible, and the recipe calls for non authentic things,I don't want
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

What I don't understand is, you want something to taste like hamburger helper, but you don't want to use the ingredients in the recipes that will make it taste like hamburger helper.  Huh?

How do you think anything is going to taste like something, unless you put in the ingredients that will make it taste that way?


Cali




YourhandMyAss -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 10:36:08 AM)

Oh god, I remember as a child my dad raised Turkeys for thanksgiving dinner, and I was to little to know you don't make friends with animals intended for dinner, and my dad didn't really help me learn that lesson. I was totally devastated when it came time to butcher the turkey, and refused to eat any of the turkey that year.
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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

I have in the past solved being lonely by amusing myself with the food, like talking to it for example, while cooking it.


Ah! Now I see why you don't like cooking! You're conflicted about cooking things that you've befriended. It's only natural.




Termyn8or -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 11:31:38 AM)

Of course put in the garlic powder, just don't put in the xylenophichydrooxylsteriodalplumbinous extract number 237.

T



sirsholly -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 12:09:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Many people like chopped tomatoes in their mac-n-cheese.
T


No. *handslap*

You get your fricking tomatos away from my macncheese. >:O


tomatoes and bacon....yum!



sirsholly -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 12:10:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Of course put in the garlic powder, just don't put in the xylenophichydrooxylsteriodalplumbinous extract number 237.

T

WHAT??? Leave out the main ingredient? Oh suuuuuuuuuuure.......



Termyn8or -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 12:13:30 PM)

Actually I get the idea that if I hadn't misspelled that so badly HK could make you some in his basement.

T



VirginPotty -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 12:32:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

What is difficult is to "mimic" the exact flavor of ass. 


Not really, same shit different ass.



sirsholly -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 12:34:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Actually I get the idea that if I hadn't misspelled that so badly HK could make you some in his basement.

T

he doesn't have to...i have a box of Hamburger Helper waiting to poison me as we speak [:)]



Hippiekinkster -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 1:37:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Actually I get the idea that if I hadn't misspelled that so badly HK could make you some in his basement.

T

he doesn't have to...i have a box of Hamburger Helper waiting to poison me as we speak [:)]

Making the poison from scratch is way more fun, just ask Owsley. [8D]



Sanguinarian -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 4:40:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Nikitaa

*Nikita peeks into thread to see if this is really secret agent spy club.*

*Nikita thinks is very suspicious thread about making simple hamburger helper take 4 pages*

*Nikita think hamburger helper is name of secret club of kinky people plotting to over throw government.

*Nikita think people in thread are lucky Mr. Bush in not president or people in thread get arrested for violation of secret law and sent to git-mo*








*Nikita tries to infiltrate the secret gang which will in future get reported in newspapers as "The hamburger helper gang"*


Nikitaa.... that was just awesome, honestly.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 6:13:00 PM)

hag! I wish I would of had the meat defrosting last night like I had planned to do, he got sent home at 6 pm, because there was no work for him to do, so the manager said go on home, and we could of had our dinner last night if the meat was ready, today, who knows when he'll be home, could be any minute or it could be not till 9.



Lynnxz -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 8:33:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Many people like chopped tomatoes in their mac-n-cheese.
T


No. *handslap*

You get your fricking tomatos away from my macncheese. >:O


tomatoes and bacon....yum!



Heathen. >:O



aravain -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/29/2009 8:44:09 PM)

~FR~ if you still haven't found a suitable replacement, my mom has a recipe for stroganoff (which is what usual hamburger helper makes I think) that I can ask her about. My brother loves it, and it tastes like hamburger helper to me (though that's not really a compliment, I hate the stuff [:'(]) and it's a lot better for you, especially since you can keep an eye on your ingredients. She usually goes heavy on the garlic (both minced and powder) but that's 'cause he and my dad are garlic fiends. Hit me up on the other side if you'd like me to ask.



mistoferin -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/30/2009 3:44:39 AM)

Just the other day I was looking at the Hamburger Helper display at the store. I was amazed at how big it was and I wondered if people really bought that stuff. I think it's about on the same level as dog food. Guess this thread is proof though that there are actually people who eat it. Who'da thunk???



sirsholly -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/30/2009 3:49:32 AM)

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I think it's about on the same level as dog food.
That is an insult to Alpo [:D]



mistoferin -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/30/2009 3:51:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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I think it's about on the same level as dog food.
That is an insult to Alpo [:D]


He He...I think you are right!



cjan -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/30/2009 10:35:25 AM)

You can boil some noodles, add ketchup, garlic salt and any other dried spices or herbs ( never fresh ) and, finally, the meat of your choice. For a really authentic taste, try chopping a box ( any box, it doesn't have to be Hamburger Helper ) and adding it to the dish as it simmers...adds fiber too. Yummy.



lusciouslips19 -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/30/2009 10:39:36 AM)

Tuna noodle casserole using a box of mac n cheese, a can if tuna, peas and bread crumbs is pretty yummy too! I know crazy, the chick that likes rack of lamb, fois gras and champagne gets down with casseroles!



YourhandMyAss -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/30/2009 12:44:52 PM)

LOL, yes, this threadis proof people eat it. I personally love HH, but I am  on an endevor to avoid packaged foods , and not only that but avoid ones I know are seriously some bad shit, for what ever reason, either to much salt or to much fat, ect ect.
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Just the other day I was looking at the Hamburger Helper display at the store. I was amazed at how big it was and I wondered if people really bought that stuff. I think it's about on the same level as dog food. Guess this thread is proof though that there are actually people who eat it. Who'da thunk???



Nikitaa -> RE: How do I mimic boxed hamburger helper, from scratch? (1/30/2009 12:52:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Just the other day I was looking at the Hamburger Helper display at the store. I was amazed at how big it was and I wondered if people really bought that stuff. I think it's about on the same level as dog food. Guess this thread is proof though that there are actually people who eat it. Who'da thunk???


When I first arrived in America I could not believe how wide selection was in grocery store for everything. There was entire isle of just bathroom tissue. Why is this necessary? There is two type of bathroom tissue. One-ply for cheap people and for dabbing make-up and two-ply for "stuff."

Now I see 5 pages of talk about simple hamburger helper. Hamburger Helper is not kinky. I know this talk is really secret code for plot to take over collarme. You are the "hamburger helper gang" and you are being watched. 0---0



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