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Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy. - 1/11/2006 4:32:23 PM

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I thought this was funny and wanted to post to see
what type of responses there would be?

Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy.

For me it would have to be a Violet wand.~

Sincerely, Ant

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RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm... - 1/11/2006 4:51:26 PM

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LMAO

hmmm

I guess I would have to be a flogger

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RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm... - 1/11/2006 5:34:30 PM

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And then there are those days when I feel like a butt-plug.

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RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm... - 1/11/2006 5:37:51 PM

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And then there are those days when I feel like a butt-plug.

fergus

LMFAO

hmm not sure what I would be

maybe a whip lol

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RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm... - 1/11/2006 6:09:53 PM

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I am hunched at the shoulders, ribbed thru the abdomen, like to be recharged and smell like cherries.......oh, and endorsed by Tera Patrick

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RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm... - 1/11/2006 6:17:52 PM

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I guess I would be an old corest that sits in the back of one's closet....old, well worn, not quite as firm as it once was, and it pinches a little.......

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RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm... - 1/11/2006 10:05:30 PM

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Well, I'm white, I'm tall and a little thick in the middle. I get wet when my husband uses me and I shake uncontrollably at the point of orgasm. I wobble a bit and am charged after sex. I can be very quiet when I've not been used for a while, but I can really make a ruckus when I'm used properly.

What am I? A good old fashioned vibrator. (Not particularly BDSM, but so much fun).

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RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm... - 1/13/2006 4:14:08 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: knees2you

I thought this was funny and wanted to post to see
what type of responses there would be?

Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm toy.

For me it would have to be a Violet wand.~

Sincerely, Ant

A cane

Painful, unyeilding, yet slightly bendable

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RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm... - 1/13/2006 4:16:34 PM

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I'd have to say a cane as well. Innocent enough to look at yet sharp when needed. Can really do some serious damage to the unwitting.

Yet, if you ask Doug to describe me as a toy he would have a much different rendition.

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RE: Describe yourself as if you were your favorite bdsm... - 1/18/2006 6:18:05 AM

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i would have to be a strapon dildo

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