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GreedyTop -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:21:17 AM)
My mom doesnt wear hats ;)

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:22:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar LOL at potty. This is going to take some serious thought and everyone know that Im incapable of doing any serious thinking. Dear Miss. I have not had sex with an auntie of mine in a long time. Can you help me out there. Dear Dnomyar, I most certainly can. I will lend you my Auntie for a night. She is 6ft 2, hairier than an orangatangs arse, smells like one too. She answers to the name Nigel. See i can be nice [:D]

VirginPotty -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:22:10 AM)
Hope she doesn't eat boogies either, Monkey [:'(] (That was JUST WRONG)

VirginPotty -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:23:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar LOL at potty. This is going to take some serious thought and everyone know that Im incapable of doing any serious thinking. Dear Miss. I have not had sex with an auntie of mine in a long time. Can you help me out there. Dear Dnomyar, I most certainly can. I will lend you my Auntie for a night. She is 6ft 2, hairier than an orangatangs arse, smells like one too. She answers to the name Nigel. See i can be nice [:D] [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:24:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop My mom doesnt wear hats ;) Dear getting hitched one, And we can all thank God that there will be no bad taste hat at your wedding lol [;)] Although saying that if she looks anything like you or vice versa [&:] then she could carry anything. Natural beauty always shines through.

GreedyTop -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:26:34 AM)
adores Misst I do look like Mom... when we were both younger we were often mistaken for being sisters. and Potty? bite me :)

VirginPotty -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:28:01 AM)
SNORT Lubs you, Monkey!!!!!!

GreedyTop -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:35:14 AM)
lubs you too smooch

Dnomyar -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:43:22 AM)
Dear Miss. I do not know how to thank you. I believe that I already know what your aunt looks like. I have seen a picture of Potty. I think that Nigel was pottys other screen name. I like how you went the round about way of fixing me up with her. About the smell not to worry. I always heard that once you got past the smell you had it licked.

VirginPotty -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:43:40 AM)
Question for you, Monkey: If your 'nilla friends/family asks a CM'er where we know you from, what do we say?

SavageFaerie -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:48:17 AM)
Dear Dr Miist I am trying to figure out how to make sure I have enough tissues on hand. Would using a fanny pack be appropriate?

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 10:58:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar Dear Miss. I do not know how to thank you. I believe that I already know what your aunt looks like. I have seen a picture of Potty. I think that Nigel was pottys other screen name. I like how you went the round about way of fixing me up with her. About the smell not to worry. I always heard that once you got past the smell you had it licked. Dear obssessed (sp) staker / possible physcho (sp), I think you need to come lay on my couch for some time. My Auntie Nigel is NOT potty and your obssession with her is rather worrying. P.s The laying on my couch will be strictly none sexual.

Dnomyar -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 11:00:16 AM)
Heck I might as well just lay on the floor then.

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 11:01:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie Dear Dr Miist I am trying to figure out how to make sure I have enough tissues on hand. Would using a fanny pack be appropriate? Dear fanny pack carrier, I have no idea what a fanny pack is [&:] However my suggestion would be that tissues just aren't going to be enough for the blubbers of cm. Might i suggest either using the person next to you's clothes or tena lady. If you feel that may not be enough a good brand of nappies / diapers should suffice.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 11:07:56 AM)
Dear Dr Misst, i've heard of this wedding of a certain Flying Monkey and a Pirate is going to be held in sunny Florida soon, and all the (CM) world and their brother are going to be there. i, however, have very little to no means/chance of attending said nuptuals. How do i make it up to the bride and her groom for my absence in this matter? ~ Stuck in Southern California

colouredin -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 11:11:10 AM)
For Miss' enjoyment http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RTxD49qBDvs

SavageFaerie -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 11:11:47 AM)
Dr Misst The UK name fails me, I used to know. But its one of those waist strapped little packs most generally seen on elders at any venue that requires walking around. If worn right the pack sits on your bum US translation (fanny). For elders its sit well near with UK translation your fanny so they can get to them quicker.. [:D] Hope this helps....the name is on the tip of my tongue, but even biting its being stubborn and wont let go. Kinda like Ray

VirginPotty -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 11:12:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar Dear Miss. I do not know how to thank you. I believe that I already know what your aunt looks like. I have seen a picture of Holly I think that Nigel was holly's other screen name. I like how you went the round about way of fixing me up with her. About the smell not to worry. I always heard that once you got past the smell you had it licked. Typos fixed. DON"T let it HAPPEN AGAIN!

colouredin -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 11:13:04 AM)
Bumbag - seriously watch the link

missturbation -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 11:16:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Dear Dr Misst, i've heard of this wedding of a certain Flying Monkey and a Pirate is going to be held in sunny Florida soon, and all the (CM) world and their brother are going to be there. i, however, have very little to no means/chance of attending said nuptuals. How do i make it up to the bride and her groom for my absence in this matter? ~ Stuck in Southern California Dear stuck in Southern california, There was a temptation to say loads of money lol. But ya know what, in truth i think Greedy and Pirate would appreciate warm heart felt wishes and your signature on their guest book. Of course you could also add a wad of money and sexual favours if you wish [;)]

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