piratecommander -> RE: Come tell me all about it - Dr Misst is here lol (1/30/2009 11:58:34 AM)
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ORIGINAL: missturbation Dear Pirate, I was once told that you can make lemonade from water, sugar and lemons. Put all in a glass, stir vigorously and bingo. So my thinking (twisted) says take one glass of pee, add apples and sugar and stir vigorously with ones penis. Voila home made cider. To be blunt i think your mental condition is way past the stage where you need to worry about further deteriation. I would watch for things like asking for chips instead of crisps, a slight twang in your lovely dulcet brit tones and loss of sense of irony though. If this happens i prescribe a good dose of monty python followed by the young ones. Should you start to agree with american politics please book the next flight home, bringing greedy with ya of course and i will immediately arrange for you to have severe electric shock treatment. [:D] Dear Dr Misst , Thankyou once more for your advice has paid off again (fortunately Greedy has available a supply of intravenous Monty Python so I am now on what seems to be a suitable maintainence dose). Thankyou for your home made cider recipe too , it will come in handy if I can find any apples (they only have orange trees to scrump off 'round here) and I know for sure that once made it is bound to be delicious compared to the American "Beer" (mind you ...... probably anything would). Pirate
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