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To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine - 2/2/2009 11:47:26 AM

beargonewild

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As Ben Franklin once said: "In wine, there is wisdom, in
beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria".

Through a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have discovered that if we drink 2 pints of water
each day, at the end of the year, we have absorbed more than
2+1/2 pounds of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - the bacteria
found in feces (gross)!

In other words, we are consuming 2 1/2 pounds of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because
alcohol must go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting. Not to mention that alcohol kills
bacteria.

So Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information: I do it as a public service.

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RE: To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine - 2/2/2009 11:48:41 AM

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Ahhh, but what if you filter your water.

Not that I would advocate a wineless existance mind you. I do adore my wine.

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RE: To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine - 2/3/2009 5:01:35 PM

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Alcohol is almost universally the excrement of yeast.

Also, some wine still has some yeast left in it.

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RE: To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine - 2/3/2009 9:05:41 PM

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I will be erecting monuments in your honor and showing this thread to Val as soon as he gets home!

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RE: To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine - 2/4/2009 11:02:07 AM

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Cheers to that.

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RE: To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine - 2/4/2009 12:56:10 PM

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Steel + Wine = Public Disturbances
Steel + Liquor = Arrest Record
Steel + Soda = Happy Steel
Steel + Water = Thin Steel

Ergo:

Wine and Liquor = Irresponsible and Violent Steel
Soda and Water = No Go To Jail Steel

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