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Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 10:33:17 PM   
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Pirate was asking me tonight if there is a polite euphemism for pussy/cunt/vagina. 

I couldnt think of anything.

Help us out here.....


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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 10:35:27 PM   
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woowoo



my sis used that with her kids when they were young

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 10:37:40 PM   
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I suggested hoohaa, but I think thats regional...

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 10:37:54 PM   
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Lily of the Valley.

Or,

The Venus Guy Trap.

Depending on situation.

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 10:50:26 PM   
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*channeling Miss Manners*    Well, since one does not speak of such things in polite company, there really isn't a polite euphemism, is there?

How about:
  • girly girl bits
  • hoo hoo
  • hoo hah
  • woo woo
  • pee pee
  • happy land (that's what my husband used to call it, as opposed to "fantasy land", which was more.. uhhh... to the rear)
  • you know (as in, "is your you know okay?")


That's all I got.  For now.

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 11:13:54 PM   
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Mount of Venus
pink parts
delicate flower
secret garden

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 11:23:15 PM   
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Pirate asks if any of you have heard the phrase "front bottom"?

(I hadnt until he said it)


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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 11:24:10 PM   
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No, that one is new to me.

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 11:28:35 PM   
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Cootchie

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 11:31:16 PM   
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Miss GT, we found all sorts in this post:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_2429292/tm.htm

yours


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RE: Polite words for... - 2/4/2009 11:39:14 PM   
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*smooch* thanks, yours!  I thought I had seen the thread, but couldnt find it....

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/5/2009 2:08:37 AM   
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ive always been partial to love canal myself *weg*


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RE: Polite words for... - 2/5/2009 2:30:20 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Pirate asks if any of you have heard the phrase "front bottom"?

(I hadnt until he said it)



Ohh I hate that term.

He probs knows these but
Minky
Minni
Foo Foo
Velvet pouch
Lady garden

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/5/2009 4:05:29 AM   
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Only an engineer would put a playground between a waste dump and a sewage treatment plan.  (bad puns, I know)

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/5/2009 4:59:44 AM   
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I tried to think of polite ways of calling it....
then gave up

Snappy knappy dugout

Furburger with a side order of thighs

Velvet underground

Poonanny (pronounced poon-nanny)

Fish Taco

Your Innie to my Outie




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RE: Polite words for... - 2/5/2009 5:34:36 AM   
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The Bush

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/5/2009 5:55:56 AM   
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Hoo hoo (from Boys on the Side)
Bermuda Triangle (from Bull Durham)
Honey Pot (lesbian specific)

I got nothing original.

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/5/2009 6:04:05 AM   
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Well, mine is always my 'Swoozie', Greedyone. As for a man's... it's the one-eyed Charlie.

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/5/2009 6:05:23 AM   
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Like Swoozie Kurtz?  Does she know you are familiar with her in that way?

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RE: Polite words for... - 2/5/2009 6:10:02 AM   
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Swoozie is a doll and it'd be my pleasure to have such intimacy with her  She's pretty kookie, has a wicked glint and her bite is worse than her bark... just like my...

I just hope mine doesn't look like it's twenty years older than it ought to!

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