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Andalusite -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 1:12:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
I don't think I am smoking hot when I hang around in sweat pants, no leather, no makeup etc.

I rarely leave the house looking like that, usually only when I am making a quick run to the store, or once when I had to go wait for the towtruck first thing in the morning after a night spent at a friend's, when I got stranded away from home. I've had some random stranger hit on me almost every single time that happened - far more so than when I am dressed up to go clubbing. I'm also apparently irresistable at anything related to cars - gas stations, the auto parts store, the DMV, etc. Guys are weird!




beeble -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 2:11:46 PM)

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beeble wrote:  Are you the British Government?  I don't remember voting for you.
LadyConstanze wrote: I can't remember being British, but please tell me you are not, so far all my British friends here have a sense of humour and recognize irony (maybe you want to take a note that it's not the land where the Ironians live).

Here's an example of irony that I came across only today: person A makes a sarcastic joke; person B makes a sarcastic joke back; person A misses the fact that it was a joke, takes it seriously and accuses B of having had a `humour bypass'.

beeble.




OneMoreWaste -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 5:54:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BindSwitchBitch
I've noticed an ugly trend that many male submissives in general feel entitled to the attentions of a domme no matter what their life situations, and are frustrated that they can't get one.


It's a universal truth. The "have-nots" of any group are rarely happy with their lot, while the "haves" are always quick to tell them they should be. Nothing ever changes but the names. [:-]




azjojoba -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 6:28:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

You know, lots of people cheat on their S/o. It doesn't necessarily surprise me anymore. The eyeroll comes from the stomping and complaining from the male who can't find a tiny little young domme to play spankie with on the weekends for an hour while his wife thinks he's at the post office.

*edit*

Also, for free, because he's just too damn amazing for it to be otherwise.



Yeah, most guys probably like young hotties, especially if they are looking for a pro. Not me, I like mature dommes.




azjojoba -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 6:30:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

I wouldn't put it quite as simple as "hot babe" but simply something that triggers their urge to submit, I don't think it's any different in BDSM than it is in vanilla, nobody goes out to find a desperately unattractive partner.

Something in the domme needs to appeal to a guy, maybe there are a few who really don't care how she looks at all, but they seem to be rather well hidden.

I don't think it has anything to do with pro or life-style, if you are going to a party, who do you see mobbed by potential slaves? The not so attractive ladies or the more attractive ones? Of course we can go on and on how shallow it is, but you can also go on an on about the seasons or the weather, it's not going to change it.


Very true. You can't change human nature.




azjojoba -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 6:40:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

That's not a survey.



You are a mega hottie. I see no need to burden your sweet innocent mind with all those boring numbers and statistics.




RedMagic1 -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 6:43:25 PM)

The sweet, innocent hottie could put 25 caps in your ass before you could finish saying mis-o-gy-nist.




Lockit -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 6:45:20 PM)

Red!  I think caps in the ass is another thread! hehe

Good call by the way! lol




AlexandraLynch -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 7:03:31 PM)

(rolls eyes)

For the record, I'm 37, and my four partners think I'm pretty damn hot. But hotness is at least partly composed of personality and willpower, and doesn't necessarily have a lot to do with the size of one's ass or their age.

Guys are alarmingly entitled in general. Being online as bisexual, poly, kinky, pagan, and fat means that apparently everyone thinks that I should not only do anyone and anything that gives me a second look, but I should be grateful for the attention. (snort)  I'm perfectly willing to talk to the person who is intelligent, witty, and self-aware...but they seem to be few and far between, especially if they are cheating on their wife.

I deal with the cheaters pretty simply. If they are married, the get to know you meeting happens with their wife there too, and my husband. Otherwise, no deal.




OneMoreWaste -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/11/2009 8:21:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

The sweet, innocent hottie could put 25 caps in your ass before you could finish saying mis-o-gy-nist.


Are ass caps like butt plugs? I've always heard you should go for quality over quantity [&:]




MissEnchanted -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 12:38:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

I had a dream that I met an imaginary person over the weekend... and she didn't seem unable to comprehend things.

Back to my cyber fantasy world I go.



Can I come along?  We can do something imaginary, and I won't even ask you to marry me!

I'm in!

[:D]




Lynnxz -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 4:18:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

The sweet, innocent hottie could put 25 caps in your ass before you could finish saying mis-o-gy-nist.


*Smooch*

Azjojoba, you'd be surprised at the number of *gasp* 'mega hotties' that not only can deal with numbers and stats, but can also remember your past bs posts and base their comments on them.

And no.

It's still not a survey.




azjojoba -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 4:41:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

*Smooch*

Azjojoba, you'd be surprised at the number of *gasp* 'mega hotties' that not only can deal with numbers and stats, but can also remember your past bs posts and base their comments on them.

And no.

It's still not a survey.



Honey baby, if you can tabulate how many times I would like to lick your sweet pussy, I would like to review all your stats!

Don't kid me honey doll, you aren't reading my past posts. Just tell me when you are in Arizona and we will talk stats while we are naked.




strangedesire -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 4:53:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: azjojoba

Don't kid me honey doll, you aren't reading my past posts. Just tell me when you are in Arizona and we will talk stats while we are naked.



I know that line always works on me.  The part where you insinuate that she can't read is pretty classy too. 




Lynnxz -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 6:20:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: azjojoba

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

*Smooch*

Azjojoba, you'd be surprised at the number of *gasp* 'mega hotties' that not only can deal with numbers and stats, but can also remember your past bs posts and base their comments on them.

And no.

It's still not a survey.



Honey baby, if you can tabulate how many times I would like to lick your sweet pussy, I would like to review all your stats!

Don't kid me honey doll, you aren't reading my past posts. Just tell me when you are in Arizona and we will talk stats while we are naked.



[8|]

I believe this attitude is what dooms your search to find free perky tata's.




azjojoba -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 3:04:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: strangedesire

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ORIGINAL: azjojoba

Don't kid me honey doll, you aren't reading my past posts. Just tell me when you are in Arizona and we will talk stats while we are naked.



I know that line always works on me.  The part where you insinuate that she can't read is pretty classy too. 



I'm learning very quickly, thanks to goddesses like you.




Lockit -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 3:23:24 PM)

azjojoba... you are totally out of line.  Disgusting...




LadyHibiscus -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 4:52:03 PM)

The hide button is everyone's friend!




Lockit -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 5:01:00 PM)

lol... no... waiting for the crash and burn can be fun...




ModeratorEleven -> RE: "I'm married...and all the dommes on CM are pros" (2/12/2009 5:26:31 PM)

Be careful, sometimes people who weren't expecting it end up burned too.

XI





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