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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 5:48:50 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 5:49:28 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 5:50:44 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 5:55:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Apparently someone, who shall remain anonymous, was overheard offering to be the fluffer on the wedding night.


Yes, Bear.. and as much as we appreciated the offer, and we both adore you, we had to say no....

(monkey)  ok... I aint sharin my man!

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 5:59:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Apparently someone, who shall remain anonymous, was overheard offering to be the fluffer on the wedding night.


Yes, Bear.. and as much as we appreciated the offer, and we both adore you, we had to say no....

(monkey)  ok... I aint sharin my man!


LOL!!!  I thought he was talking about my offer to be Cali's fluff girl before her night of debauchery. 

Monkeylicious ~ your wedding party is apparently made of of 2 very slutty, oversexed people.

*giggles*  aren't you the lucky one? 

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 6:03:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Apparently someone, who shall remain anonymous, was overheard offering to be the fluffer on the wedding night.


Yes, Bear.. and as much as we appreciated the offer, and we both adore you, we had to say no....

(monkey)  ok... I aint sharin my man!



Oh maaaaaaann  *bestest bart Simpson voice*  I was trying to keep that person anonymous...sheesh.

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 6:04:12 PM   
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Wow, can I just stand here and marvel at the wonder that is your bewbage?  Dayum, someone could get totally lost forever in that cleavage... but what a way to go.

and then there was:

* Can I just rub your titties for good luck?
- Well, it isn't like they're a Buddha belly, y'all... who's good luck are we talking about?  Yours or mine?
* I'm not sure, I'd be lucky to touch them, and you're getting felt up... so I just thought it was win-win.  

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 6:07:11 PM   
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And then she ran out of the room!
 
 
(alright, alright. I was the slut who asked.....)

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 6:14:17 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 6:20:26 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 6:25:25 PM   
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"Aww your just a puddin bear... no "g" needed.

and if anyone gives you flack for that name now.. just tell them you are called it because you are thick, creamy and sweet!"

Gwyn

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 6:56:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

Over heard:

"Aww your just a puddin bear... no "g" needed.

and if anyone gives you flack for that name now.. just tell them you are called it because you are thick, creamy and sweet!"

Gwyn


ROFL

*adores Gwyn*   

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 7:01:15 PM   
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*lick lick*

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 7:07:05 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 7:07:56 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 7:26:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey

PUDDIN BEAR!! 

*lick lick*


~breaks out in tears of happiness~

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 7:28:47 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 7:32:44 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 7:35:16 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey

PUDDIN BEAR!! 

*lick lick*


~breaks out in tears of happiness~


I MADE BEAR WEEPY AGAIN!!!

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 7:39:09 PM   
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