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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/8/2009 11:34:04 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 3:09:07 AM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 3:37:21 AM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 4:34:37 AM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 6:47:13 AM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 6:50:36 AM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 6:56:05 AM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 1:55:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: hejira92

Ahh---HEM!!! Lushy.... don't you think you ought to credit that first quote????????


I swear to gawd. Sunshine used my computer and posted that! It was Cuffkinks!

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 2:23:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I'm stunned.  I am a pillar of virtue.


~coughs and snorts~

and an apparent liar...
 
        


God, I wish I could've been there...

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 2:41:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PirateAndMonkey

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Apparently someone, who shall remain anonymous, was overheard offering to be the fluffer on the wedding night.


Yes, Bear.. and as much as we appreciated the offer, and we both adore you, we had to say no....

(monkey)  ok... I aint sharin my man!


That's a shame...I thought you both are gonna train him to become a Sir

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 2:50:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

RSadist           - I kissed bear on the lips.
PirateC             - I kissed him first!
RSadist            - I wondered what that aftertaste was? 
 



wow...I would have loved to see that....do we have a picture of that

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 3:39:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Night night guys . . . and since we are making it official, I will repost the convo labeled...

RSadist           - I kissed bear on the lips.
PirateC             - I kissed him first!
RSadist            - I wondered what that aftertaste was?


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Kalon... first, you made ME all weepy... thank you for your lovely words.......then I read teh rest, with Pirate reading over my shoulder. I started laughing my ass off, and he said to openly confirm the convo!  LMAO!!


ok, we're off to bed..much love and gratitude to all who helped make our special day SO special in all the best ways!!



So , since there clearly was an aftertaste ..... If RS can identify it ..... then by a degree of separation ..... does this mean that RS has inadvertantly ..... kissed the Pirate ?

Pirate

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 3:47:55 PM   
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me:"So are you a friend of Andrea's?" 
him:" I know her from Collarme"
me:"who are you on CM?"
him:"Sappatoti"
me*incredulously)"Holy crap, i've been on my best behavior for Sappa?!?!?!"(followed by dirty jokes, slutty conversation, and an endless stream of double entendre with LeMis, Sage, Poen, hejira, and the other wicked ones at the table...)
btw...may i just say "Sock-it-to-me- Sappatotti....what a hottie!!!!!!!!*growl*

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 4:52:15 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 4:54:59 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 11:22:10 PM   
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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 11:24:26 PM   
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I did not bite you!  You aren't really bleeding, are you?  Ohmygary, you are!  Shit, I'm soooo sorry.  I thought I just bit the truffle.  *sniffles*  then... *perk*  Hey, Cali, does that mean we're fluid bonded now?  Cuz that's just fuckin' hawt.  (LOL)

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 11:28:39 PM   
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Is it my imagination, or do all these girls only come up to my titties? 

(not sure who replied) Red, is that really a bad thing? 

No, but they're like little elves, resting their weary heads on my pillowy airbags.

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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/9/2009 11:30:17 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: piratecommander


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Night night guys . . . and since we are making it official, I will repost the convo labeled...

RSadist           - I kissed bear on the lips.
PirateC             - I kissed him first!
RSadist            - I wondered what that aftertaste was?


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Kalon... first, you made ME all weepy... thank you for your lovely words.......then I read teh rest, with Pirate reading over my shoulder. I started laughing my ass off, and he said to openly confirm the convo!  LMAO!!


ok, we're off to bed..much love and gratitude to all who helped make our special day SO special in all the best ways!!



So , since there clearly was an aftertaste ..... If RS can identify it ..... then by a degree of separation ..... does this mean that RS has inadvertantly ..... kissed the Pirate ?

Pirate


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RE: Overheard at the wedding of the Century - 2/10/2009 12:29:27 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I'd rather raise a mug in toast, shake your hand or buck shoulders but, you may have a point about that kiss by proxy thing.
quote:

ORIGINAL: piratecommander


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Night night guys . . . and since we are making it official, I will repost the convo labeled...

RSadist           - I kissed bear on the lips.
PirateC             - I kissed him first!
RSadist            - I wondered what that aftertaste was?


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Kalon... first, you made ME all weepy... thank you for your lovely words.......then I read teh rest, with Pirate reading over my shoulder. I started laughing my ass off, and he said to openly confirm the convo!  LMAO!!


ok, we're off to bed..much love and gratitude to all who helped make our special day SO special in all the best ways!!



So , since there clearly was an aftertaste ..... If RS can identify it ..... then by a degree of separation ..... does this mean that RS has inadvertantly ..... kissed the Pirate ?

Pirate



I hope my mommy was wrong and you can't get pregnant from kissing ....... if she's right ...... can the world hande a Bear/Pirate/Sadist baby ?

Pirate

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