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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 5:28:42 AM   
BigSi2009


Posts: 80
Joined: 12/14/2008
From: Sussex, UK
Status: offline 		Actually, only the other day I was offered the chance to (a) be the lead Dom in a scene with Britney Spears and Halle Berry and (b) submit an application for the ownership of Ms Berry.  I'm not experienced enough for (a) anyway; and whilst owning Ms Berry would have been very nice, I'm pretty sure she has a long term partner, so I declined the offer.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 5:32:08 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


Posts: 10926
Joined: 2/5/2007
From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		i've been asked if my breasts are real and am i a "twue" submissive.

i suppose since having triple Ds men naturally assume they're fake/plastic - au natural God given curse, fellas

i suppose not submitting to every "i'm king of the dominant world on your knees now and suck cock"  dominant would make me un"twue"

oh well - i'll simply enjoy my fake status.


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 5:39:12 AM   
DiurnalVampire


Posts: 8125
Joined: 1/19/2006
From: Nashville, TN
Status: offline 		I personally love the "are you really a vampire?"
Sorry sweetie, I am not undead and I dont live on blood. I am not going to bite you just becasue you think being a vampire is cool. I guess that means no, to you anyway.

And "How do you punish your slave?"
I dont, he doesnt misbehave to warrant punishment. Sorry to disappoint.

Or, the winner: "I'll do anything you want, to prove I am the perfect slave. What would you have me do to proe it?"
Easy, I want you to go away. If you really are the perfect slave, you will obey and leave me alone. If you decide to keep talking to me, you prove you arent as obedient as you claim and therefore I am not interested. You lose, either way.

DV

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 5:47:56 AM   
CatdeMedici


Posts: 2257
Joined: 10/20/2008
Status: offline 		<aren't you really a submisssive in need of a good screw?>
 


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 6:08:24 AM   
myotherself


Posts: 7157
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline 		Ages ago I got a message from a guy.  He told me he was tired of being called a fake, so to prove he was real he enclosed a pic.

Of his cock.

So I responded that either:

(a) the crabs in his pubes were 'actual size' and he had a very small penis, or
(b) they weren't crabs, they were lobsters.

He didn't message back. 

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 8:31:45 AM   
Nikitaa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BbwCanaDomme

In the interest of contributing to the thread; someone just emailed offering me money to castrate them. I am sincerely hoping that they're fake haha.



I received the same offer. He send message to me every time I change main profile photo. He not pay attention.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 8:34:16 AM   
Nikitaa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: seababy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Hey, I just got one with a photo of a guy in a cage saying he was for sale!  


I swear Dommes get the very best mail. Has he got a last puppy in the window expression?
(how much?)


We also get the most disgusting pictures. ewwwwwwww
They approve on this site but not others. I open my mail and there is man with scat asking if I want to eewwww ewwww ewwww

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 8:39:48 AM   
MichiganHeadmast


Posts: 726
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Status: offline 		You think you got it bad?  The voices in my head all think I'm a fake.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 9:32:11 AM   
subtex


Posts: 129
Joined: 9/16/2004
From: Dallas
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikitaa
LOL...Is so rude for him not to reply...I would love to see expression on his face when he reads your message.
I have doms write and ask if I will dominate them. I know they only pretend doms with dark blue handles. They think I will be friends because they say they are doms.


Dark blue handles?

I haven't been asked if I was fake but I've been told I'm too good to be true.  Nyuk Nyuk.

Bill


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 9:37:53 AM   
Nikitaa


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quote:

ORIGIONAL: subtex

Dark blue handles?

I haven't been asked if I was fake but I've been told I'm too good to be true.  Nyuk Nyuk.

Bill



Messages in inbox are color coded.
sub men=light blue.
dom men=dark blue.
sub women= pinkish.
domme women= red.
couples=brownish I think, I forget.
moderator=orange DEFINITELY orange (LOL, inside joke)
support staff=ORANGE (wink)


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 9:51:13 AM   
subtex


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Joined: 9/16/2004
From: Dallas
Status: offline 		Nikitaa,

Thanks.  My inbox isn't very colorful and thankfully so far no orange.

Bill


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 9:55:30 AM   
BigSi2009


Posts: 80
Joined: 12/14/2008
From: Sussex, UK
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quote:

ORIGINAL: subtex

Nikitaa,

Thanks.  My inbox isn't very colorful and thankfully so far no orange.

Bill




I got an orange message from uploading a new photo (additional to those photos I uploaded when I joined).  So if you want a 'nice' orange message, suggest doing that.


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 10:19:49 AM   
subtex


Posts: 129
Joined: 9/16/2004
From: Dallas
Status: offline 		BigSi,
In keeping with the fake thing maybe I could upload a fake picture.  Maybe a Hollywood celeb.  I can't decide which one I like better though.

Nick Nolte
Rip Torn

Maybe it wouldn't be a "nice" orange message though.

Bill



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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 10:20:01 AM   
Nikitaa


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Joined: 1/26/2009
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quote:

ORIGINAL: subtex

Nikitaa,

Thanks.  My inbox isn't very colorful and thankfully so far no orange.

Bill




My inbox is like Christmas lights. I have many orange because I change photos often. When photo is uploaded you receive orange automated message saying "photo approved." 80% of my orange messages are from photos. The remaining 20% of orange messages are .........beeeeeeeeeeep. (Nikita not always adorable) :-)

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 10:33:18 AM   
VideoAdminAlpha


Posts: 3876
Joined: 7/25/2008
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikitaa


quote:

ORIGINAL: seababy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Hey, I just got one with a photo of a guy in a cage saying he was for sale!  


I swear Dommes get the very best mail. Has he got a last puppy in the window expression?
(how much?)


We also get the most disgusting pictures. ewwwwwwww
They approve on this site but not others. I open my mail and there is man with scat asking if I want to eewwww ewwww ewwww


Photos that are sent privately do not go through the approval process. That is one of the reasons the auto report system is in place. If you receive a message that you take offense with (such as loose penii, scat etc) or something against TOS, please use the report button to report that problem at the bottom of the message. The site has nothing to do with those, users actually have more control there than some realize.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 11:05:45 AM   
Nikitaa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha

quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikitaa


quote:

ORIGINAL: seababy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Hey, I just got one with a photo of a guy in a cage saying he was for sale!  


I swear Dommes get the very best mail. Has he got a last puppy in the window expression?
(how much?)


We also get the most disgusting pictures. ewwwwwwww
They approve on this site but not others. I open my mail and there is man with scat asking if I want to eewwww ewwww ewwww


Photos that are sent privately do not go through the approval process. That is one of the reasons the auto report system is in place. If you receive a message that you take offense with (such as loose penii, scat etc) or something against TOS, please use the report button to report that problem at the bottom of the message. The site has nothing to do with those, users actually have more control there than some realize.


Thank you. The scat picture was from fetlife. ewwww. Did not mean to imply was from collarme. I am familiar with report button. Some messages do not have the report button. Is okay. Is free site so I not ask too much.

Nice picture you have. How many post until I receive stars? I like handcuffs but not paddles. I want to skip paddles and have stars. lol


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 11:29:48 AM   
aravain


Posts: 1211
Joined: 8/26/2008
Status: offline 		um... you get stars when you're an admin or moderator >.>

At least, that was my understanding

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 11:38:16 AM   
DarkLordDredd


Posts: 8
Joined: 2/12/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Of course I am a fake!  I am an imported blow up doll with silicone boobs, a wig made of horse hair and self-dispensing-interior-lube!    (tongue in cheek)


What pressure do you inflate to and do you come supplied with a footpump? :P

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 11:49:39 AM   
Naberius


Posts: 98
Joined: 1/7/2009
From: Dalton, GA
Status: offline 		I've been told a few times "you not a true dominant as you're respectful and sincere"...umm, yes I'm a dominant, but I still show respect and some degree of being human. When I was younger I was extreme sadistic, but eh, I'm getting older and find my needs and wants change, but come on, I'm still a bloody human with a bit of respect for others. 

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 12:00:08 PM   
Serenelysmiles


Posts: 46
Joined: 11/7/2008
Status: offline 		The silliest question I've ever received came from a 20 year old male Dominant.  It stated: " Do you believe that you have the right to pick your Dominant, or do Dominants have the right just to claim you?"  My answer:  "Were it solely the Dominant's right to claim me, worldwide chaos would long ago have broken out with the mad rush to lock a collar on my neck first."  (I'm not conceited (well, maybe a little).  The question was so silly, that was the answer it deserved.)

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