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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 12:27:20 PM   
rachel529


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Status: offline 		just the other day i got a message from out of the blue(pun intended) asking me to pick him up from the airport.  i was tempted to fuck with him, but just explained why i wouldnt be there... the whole 'i dont know you-never messaged before-am owned-you are a retard' thing

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 3:42:31 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Foot pumps are inadequate to raise these boosooms.  A proper set of bellows is required. 


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ORIGINAL: DarkLordDredd

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Of course I am a fake!  I am an imported blow up doll with silicone boobs, a wig made of horse hair and self-dispensing-interior-lube!    (tongue in cheek)


What pressure do you inflate to and do you come supplied with a footpump? :P


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 3:48:32 PM   
trashslave


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Status: offline 		i think its fucked up when people say no fakes but they themselves will never seriously meet anyone.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 3:52:20 PM   
T1981


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quote:

ORIGINAL: hardbodysub

I think it's really funny when profiles rant about all the fakes, and say "Phonies and fakes do not write to me!" as if phonies or fakes would pay any attention to that. The people they rant about in their profiles don't read their profiles, so all they're doing is annoying the sincere people who actually do take the time to read it.



I've been browsing profiles, and hardbodysub's post came to mind in about every second or third profile that I read.....


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 3:57:05 PM   
aravain


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Status: offline 		pffft, I won't meet someone until we've gone through an *EXTENSIVE* process of emails. *Anyone* from the internet. I also usually google them during that time, too. Most people lose interest, but I *hate* first dates, so I have a tendency to prolong the period of them not-happening >.> I get stuttery, silly, and my voice sounds pretty childish.

Same reason I won't talk on the phone until after I've met in person (or I'm on my way to meet them).

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 4:06:22 PM   
BrigandDoom


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Foot pumps are inadequate to raise these boosooms.  A proper set of bellows is required. 


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkLordDredd

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Of course I am a fake!  I am an imported blow up doll with silicone boobs, a wig made of horse hair and self-dispensing-interior-lube!    (tongue in cheek)


What pressure do you inflate to and do you come supplied with a footpump? :P



He'll be complaining that your forgot to put your inflation pressure down lol, 120lbs per sq inch?  

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 4:14:54 PM   
Nikitaa


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Status: offline 		How did discussion of blow dolls enter my thread?
I think some people are trying to seek a spanking.
I not give them satisfaction.
Instead I only spank the blow doll.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 4:15:36 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Does that mean we will become airborne?  Should I find a basket for the ride?

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 4:26:22 PM   
hizgeorgiapeach


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Status: offline 		Hey, at least some of us come with References now....... even if we have to worry that the references will read "yeah, she's real - real psychotic, real ditzy, and a real pain in the tuckus!"

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 4:27:40 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		That just means you are a real person because real people come with flaws and imperfections to make them more interesting!

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 6:46:06 PM   
Nikitaa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

That just means you are a real person because real people come with flaws and imperfections to make them more interesting!


This is bad for me. I am perfect. Maybe I am fake. I will need to post more photos.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 7:22:20 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		LOL, your jokes are becoming easier to understand, Nikitaa.

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/8/2009 7:52:44 PM   
Nikitaa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

LOL, your jokes are becoming easier to understand, Nikitaa.


What joke? Do you make question of my perfection?

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/9/2009 1:14:53 AM   
MissMorrigan


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Status: offline 		Perhaps I have just been fortunate, Trashslave, I have only encountered a couple of 'wont shows' and I've met a lot of people over the years. I guess it boils down to expectations and what is realistically achievable. Over the last few months I extended several invitations to various people to come to my home town so that we could all have a get together (Mini-munch, if you will)- these are people I have yet to meet. As yet, while my offers have been accepted, no date has been set. Rather than adopt a negative attitude over it, one has to understand that we all have busy lives to lead, sometimes we get caught up in other things and any invitation I extend is open - they aren't conditional. If it happens, great, if not, I haven't gone out of my way so nothing lost. We have to take personal responsibility for how much we invest in others via the internet.
quote:

ORIGINAL: trashslave
i think its fucked up when people say no fakes but they themselves will never seriously meet anyone.


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/9/2009 10:46:34 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		I hate to do a jumpthrough, I didn't read it all. But it seems I am a fake, a troll or whatever.

After near a year of correspondence with her after she had reluctance to actualy meel all that time, things changed. She has a problem with the neighbors. They are fighting and violent and all that good shit. I get an email (yes a real one) about this that I didn't check diligently and therefore did not respond right away. She wants to meet for coffee, which I do not drink, but I have a suspicion she wanted me to bring my AK47.

"You should've called me last fucking week !". Fuck you, I've called you a few times, after the first time you decided you want nothing to do with me, which is OK, fine. Then under another username we hook up again, and I figure out it's the same fucking phoine number. OK you changed your mind. I understand, being a Woman there was probably something wrong with the one you had. OK, but still reluctant to meet in person.

Now that you are scared because the couple next door is fighting (which makes no sense to me) now our meeting is urgent.

And since I didn't call you on the phone within two days I am a faker, a troll.

If that's the definition of a fake, so be it. She told me to piss off. So much for that. Sans that I probably would've called her, but piss off means piss off.

I didn't get pissed off, but I did piss off. Bye bye.

T

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/9/2009 1:22:18 PM   
subbypuppyjay


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

LOL, your jokes are becoming easier to understand, Nikitaa.


Especially when im slightly tipsy lol... It helps a bit..
English isnt her first language im guessing.


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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/9/2009 1:45:17 PM   
chainedgirl


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Status: offline 		Not a question, but I've had 'if you're a real submissive you'll reply'.
So I do.  Not exactly nicely, but I'm a real submissive, so I do lmao.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/9/2009 4:18:04 PM   
Nikitaa


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quote:

ORIGINAL: subbypuppyjay

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

LOL, your jokes are becoming easier to understand, Nikitaa.


Especially when im slightly tipsy lol... It helps a bit..
English isnt her first language im guessing.





Is my 3rd. I am Polish

I also speak, read, and write Russian, much better than English. English would not be so complicated if not all the slang.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/9/2009 4:22:34 PM   
SimplyIsaac


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Nikitaa


quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

That just means you are a real person because real people come with flaws and imperfections to make them more interesting!


This is bad for me. I am perfect. Maybe I am fake. I will need to post more photos.


LOL. Sarcasm and humor noted.

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RE: Are you fake? and other stupid collarme questions - 2/9/2009 4:27:21 PM   
NormalOutside


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Status: offline 		"You are fake." = "We're not right for each other, and I'm too ignorant/stubborn/fragile to admit it."

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