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hejira92 -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 8:31:34 PM)

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girlygurl -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 8:37:24 PM)

I'm with sunshine.... pleaseeeee someone grope Steven's hot ass for me. Pretty please!!



mdr080480 -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 8:41:15 PM)

I will not be groping Steven's ass... but who knows where my hand will land?

Anywho, it's getting to be the time when I should head to bed... stories to follow when I get back.



thornhappy -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 8:58:39 PM)

Well, I accidentally groped lushy's ass, so who know what'll happen?



CalifChick -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 9:03:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

So okay.  I am a native of Florida summers.  Palmetto bugs do not concern me.   Creatures of the night, no big deal.  No longer. Tonight, a moth the size of a *pterodactyl* flew into the room.  Srsly.  It fluttered wildly around the kitchen but then flew into the bathroom.  I shut the door against further incursions, and waited for Big Bad Cali.  She got a paper bowl, and as I hummed the Raiders of the Lost Ark theme to set the mood, she boldly slapped it over the thing---and the giant creature started to skitter across the floor like something out of a Stephen King story!  We found a used lottery ticket in a drawer to trap the thing, but it wasn't big enough!   I found one of those laminated maps and Cali shimmied it under the bowl and swept it  the enormous insect outdoors, where no doubt it went off to hunt down children and small dogs.

Never let it be said that our travels are not without adventure.


Hib forgot a few small details... like where lushy ran screaming like a girl to the safety of thorny's loving yet heterosexual arms, where MoGa refused to even come up the stairs to the room... and the pterodactyl-sized moth was the size of a FULL GROWN pterodactyl, not one of those tiny little baby pterodactyls.  The creature tried to claw and chew his way thru the bowl... and I could almost feel his heart beating thru it. 

When he was released into the night, I saw him circle the roof and for a fleeting moment, I thought he was going to come back and seek revenge.  But no, the whooshing of his wings faded not unlike the way the winds settle after a tornado passes thru.  We were safe... for a while.

Cali
(some people might say that I exaggerate for effect...  some others would say they are wrong)
 
 



lusciouslips19 -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 9:11:26 PM)

Thorny will go down in history as one of the chosen ones....[sm=flying.gif].

The story is a little different than that. Hibbie and Moga were shreeking and scared. I said, "Cali you must save them."
She looked at me pleadingly with her baby blues and said, "But I m scared". I said ,"Cali, you must go and save them. Hibbie and Moga are under your protection. You must. Now , now, dont say a word, just go be brave and do your duty. Be the Big Bad Cali we know you can be and save the day. I will be there to soothe you when your done.... Now go little soldier, go."

This is the True Hollywood Story. Andrew Morton already has the rights.



CalifChick -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 9:29:58 PM)

Sorry about that folks.  We forgot the take the laptop away from lushy after she sucked back the third glass of whiskey.  Sigh. 

Cali



MoGa -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 9:49:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

*CRIES*

I so wanna go.. Goddess knows I could use a small vaca.

*sighs and whimpers*

Damn it all.

I am gonna miss you guys... again.

Gwyn


Awww Gwynnie!! We are missing you and the fam too. Never doubt that you have not been talked about! [:D]
I wish ya'll can be here too. You ARE missed!
 
MoGa



MoGa -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 9:51:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Well, I accidentally groped lushy's ass, so who know what'll happen?

I can not believed you admitted that on a public forum! What a perv! [:D]




playfulotter -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 9:54:16 PM)

Wow!  you people stay up late...Happy Birthday Cali!  rhonda



CalifChick -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 9:55:24 PM)

We're about to turn in for the night.  It's only 1 a.m. here... last night (this morning?) we were up until 4:30 a.m.

Cali



hejira92 -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 10:06:17 PM)

You guys kill me! And I'll be there tomorrow afternoon!!!! YAY!!!



MoGa -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 10:12:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Thorny will go down in history as one of the chosen ones....[sm=flying.gif].

The story is a little different than that. Hibbie and Moga were shreeking and scared. I said, "Cali you must save them."
She looked at me pleadingly with her baby blues and said, "But I m scared". I said ,"Cali, you must go and save them. Hibbie and Moga are under your protection. You must. Now , now, dont say a word, just go be brave and do your duty. Be the Big Bad Cali we know you can be and save the day. I will be there to soothe you when your done.... Now go little soldier, go."

This is the True Hollywood Story. Andrew Morton already has the rights.


.....and once again, it falls upon the blind one to tell ya'll the REAL story of events that took place tonight. Some of the above statements were true, I will admit that I did refuse to come up the stairs, but put yourself in my shoes (Or my boot) and picture that you are sitting back in a chair, minding  your own business, waiting patiently to get a word in edgewise, and suddenly there is this flapping sound and the foulest stench is in the air...The funk of forty thousand years..And the demon that is your worst nightmare  is in the privacy of your own bathroom..and it's closing in to seal your doom! And though we fight to stay alive..Our bodies start to scream in horror..for it is the beast that came to life..from the age of the dinasour!
 
That my friends is the truth. Ya'll trust me dontcha? [;)]
 
MoGa

ETA: I took liberties with "Thriller".  Hope Vincent Price forgives me lol



MoGa -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/9/2009 10:22:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hejira92

You guys kill me! And I'll be there tomorrow afternoon!!!! YAY!!!

Now, now hejira, there will be no talk of homocide here..You just got better! Besides your Master will not allow you to come, if you keep talking about us killing you! My Gosh girl, hush!
 
On a more serious note, CuffKinks, thank you for sharing your little girl with us this weekend. I promise you, she will be safe and no harm will come to your precious one. *Hugs to both of you*
 
MoGa



SavageFaerie -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/10/2009 3:26:25 AM)

Chokes on her coffee reading the moth saga....had I been there I would have been there to save the day...I so not scared of bugs.

BTW Moga BP said dancing with you is a given. LOL  Although I will try and dance in one place considering your bum leg.  Not sure what time you will be up, but give me a call when you do.  Havent head from your friend that is spending the night here.

poen has threatened to let all the Domly ones a chance to give b/d spankies at 50 each...my ass will be shreaded meat. LOL
And no I didnt mention the dreaded day yesterday because I am a total grump on those days.



SavageFaerie -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/10/2009 3:58:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KneelforAnne


I just pulled peanut butter brownies from my oven... I hope y'all like 'em!

Yay!!!! I wish tomorrow would get here already!!!

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


Perk did I here brownie??    Please please save one for me brownies are my all time fav.


Damn Gwen I wish you and soft were going to be there, now that I know we can go, I sos going to miss visiting you and a gal pal soft.
btw I called yesterday and no one called me back  *SOB*


by the way the shuttle is heading up on Sat at 7 something pm can possibly see it from there is weather permits.
Just thought I would yet you know



mdr080480 -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/10/2009 4:54:09 AM)

Just had to check online one last time before I make some breakfast, and then take a quick shower...

I really wanted to read more about the adventure with the moth you all had there.



MoGa -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/10/2009 5:54:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SavageFaerie

Chokes on her coffee reading the moth saga....had I been there I would have been there to save the day...I so not scared of bugs.

BTW Moga BP said dancing with you is a given. LOL  Although I will try and dance in one place considering your bum leg.  Not sure what time you will be up, but give me a call when you do.  Havent head from your friend that is spending the night here.

poen has threatened to let all the Domly ones a chance to give b/d spankies at 50 each...my ass will be shreaded meat. LOL
And no I didnt mention the dreaded day yesterday because I am a total grump on those days.


Deb...the "Moth" as you call it, was large enough to carry small dogs and children away. I doubt it would stop at small faerie's [;)]
 
Oh and don't do me any favors, even with my bum foot, I can still catch ya! lol
 
Cmail me your phone number. I don't have my phone with me, will explain later *s*
 
MoGa



VampiresLair -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/10/2009 6:00:00 AM)

Note to self: When attending next years Calibirthday, pack bug jar. Must bring back ornitholological proof of pterodactilys mothicatus from FL

Im a little excited that some of the travelers might traveling through my area and have a chance to stop by!



KneelforAnne -> RE: The Calibirthday 2009 (7/10/2009 6:20:42 AM)



Mdr just called and we should be on the road soon! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have OFF, I will bring it.

:)




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