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PerversePrincess -> sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 11:42:28 AM)

So, I got a message today from someone who claimed that most of the things I mentioned in my profile were things that he was into as well... apparently he is 'into' peanut butter nipples and orange jelly donuts (the only two things mentioned in said profile)... I just had to share - it's just too damn funny to keep to myself!



Marc2b -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 11:48:20 AM)

Nipples come in peanut butter flavor?

Why am I only learning about this now! [sm=gaah.gif]



VeryNastyDom -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 12:04:08 PM)

I might be into that.  Are your nipples the chunky or smooth peanut butter?



hejira92 -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 12:44:42 PM)

Be careful-  have you had your nipples tested for samonella yet?



BalletBob -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 12:45:36 PM)

Peanut Butter Nipples and Orange Jelly Donuts?

Now did this Someone, tell you he had Crackers to go with that Peanut Butter? And I am guessing your FEMALE PARTS is the jelly Donut? Good thing he (which ir probably was) didn't want to dip your Donut, into Hot Coffee. OUCH !

Now I too love Peanut Butter, but not on my Nipples. I would rather have Clamps or Bobby Pins (named after me, I think), on them instead. As for a Orange Jelly Donut, I didn't know they had them in Orange. And again, I can't use a Filled Donut. It would have to have a HOLE in it, to play Ring Toss with myself, naked.  LMCLAO

Thanks for the Post. Now I have to check out Dunkin Donuts.

Hungry now, STARVING sub, BalletBob



LadyTeazer -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 12:50:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

Be careful-  have you had your nipples tested for samonella yet?



LOL!!!!!



LadyTeazer -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 12:59:28 PM)

Orange jelly donuts??  I've never heard of those, either.  They do sound yummy.......

When I was a kid, my mother would sometimes bring home orange-glazed donuts.  They were a figure-8 kinda shape, with an orange flavored glaze on them, with little bits of orange in the glaze.  And they were goooooooood!   nom.......nom.......nom.......   Haven't had them in decades, though, as that bakery has long ago gone out of business....   [:(]

Hey BalletBob --- if ya find orange jelly donuts at Dunkin Donuts, let me know, wouldja please?



LadyTeazer -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 1:05:57 PM)

Hey.........  wait a minute...

orange jelly donuts.  peanut butter.  donuts with a hole for playing ring toss with nekkid boys...

Weren't you people taught that you're not supposed to play with your food??

**hides the can of Redi-Wip behind her back and whistles innocently**



BalletBob -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 3:43:53 PM)

Hi LadyTeazer. I will let you know, when they open our Dunkin back up from re-modeling.

Who said I was going to PLAY RING TOSS with "MY" Donuts? Besides, I am so small it might not work anyway.

Want to hear another JOKE? I have a "Gates of Hell", but I am so SMALL (BOO HOO HOO), it is more like the "Gates to Disneyland".  LMCLAO

Little Boy Endowed, sub BalletBob



catize -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 6:13:09 PM)

OOOOOO, OOOOOOOOO, I got my very first rude c-mail last night!  I'm sooo proud[:)]



BalletBob -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 8:51:11 PM)

Hi Catize. I guess you graduated then. I hope you didn't take it personal, but considered the source, it came from.

Not Gotten on yet.

And I know, Eye is a goodt Speeler two, to, too.

Did someone mention a Tu Tu?

Goffy as ever, sub BalletBob



catize -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 8:59:14 PM)

Nope, didn't take it personally.  I kinda chuckled and thought 'I've been called worse by better'! LOL  I just blocked and hit delete, not gonna play his game!
Eye kin spil gude tu-tu!
 



BalletBob -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 9:09:13 PM)

Great. Good for you. Now that you mentioned a Tu Tu, I'll show you mine, if you show me yours !  LMCLAO

Wish I was Tied En Pointe, sub BalletBob



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 9:10:49 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: catize

 'I've been called worse by better'!


HEY!!! I say that too!!!!!  :-D



catize -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 9:21:53 PM)

Mine's a "four-four", so I'll let you go first!



catize -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 9:23:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: catize

 'I've been called worse by better'!


HEY!!! I say that too!!!!!  :-D

Great minds and all that, hey?  [:D]



BalletBob -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/12/2009 10:41:45 PM)

Or is it GRAPE MINDS ?

I'll send you the picture, so it won't cause any others to go BLIND.

Picture me this, BATMAN!

sub Bob



GoodFeathers -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/13/2009 10:35:54 AM)

I got one a about a month ago from some idiot.  It read something to the effect of, "I know you're a Dom, but are you sure you don't want a little sissy boy to smack around?" 





Nikitaa -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/13/2009 5:11:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: catize

OOOOOO, OOOOOOOOO, I got my very first rude c-mail last night!  I'm sooo proud[:)]


Soon you receive more. If you reply kindly and say "no thank you" is when some men become rude. They not like rejection.

I play with the rude men when I am bored. My dorm mate helps. A man wrote this message. I paraphrase.--> "You are not true domme you are a cunt who thinks she is tough when really you are a loser and youre probably fake and I hope your tits fall off." ---He misspelled most of the words.

I send reply ---> "You called me a domme. Do you think domme is best abbreviation for dominant or dominatrix? Domme sounds strange. Maybe is better abbreviations. What do you think?"

He replied with nice message and suggested other words.
I replied back to him with harsh message telling him to "fuck away" then I blocked him.

Nikita <-------not always adorable, especially if dorm mate around and helping with messages. lol




UncleNasty -> RE: sometimes, you just have to laugh out loud (2/14/2009 4:40:05 PM)

With a profile as vague and obscure as yours what kind of contacts/responses/people are you seriously thinking you'll draw in?

Uncle Nasty



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