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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 6:55:08 AM   
lusciouslips19


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So tell us all mallloves69, just exactly how those "vibrating" sounds feel when they are shoved in the eye of your penis, up into your bladder. Do you piss all over your mistress when she is fucking you ever so slowly with them? 


*snort*

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 7:04:54 AM   
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ORIGINAL: feydeplume

Post 12-15 should not be read by people that spent too much time studying/appreciating surreal movement. Chia, as always your purple crayon rawks. And Hi there to Mr. Random.

Just for a moment picture Chia with a follow spot pulling a "poor Yorick I knew him well" while dangling from a suspension harness. As Chia pauses *meaningfully* every few lines Mallove69, dressed as a CanCan girl pranced back and forth joyously crying out his lines (with or without the kicks, your choice). A sudden pause, stage goes dark, and lovellyaman in suit and tie appears on a balcony a la Juiet, says his bit, lights off. And the sound track suggested by Chia kicks in for the end of the scene.

Talk about performance art.




   

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 7:22:50 AM   
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chia...
your simply...priceless...
why someone has not snagged you is beyond me...
next time I am down your way it would give me GREAT pleasure to hang you up with a few...hooks.
yep...

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 7:33:00 AM   
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*takes a bow*

I would like to thank the script writers, without them it would just be weird shit going on in my head.


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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 8:05:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet


When I'm pierced and suspended on the meat hook, the initial pain gives way to shock and the quiet
almost peaceful trembling of my limbs...



It's been quite a while since a forum post has made me laugh like this one did. Very well done!

Of course if you were serious, wanna come over?

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 8:43:20 AM   
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Next on Masters Piece Theater;

The Taming Of The Screw

chia* visits This Old House

chia* (the pet)


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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 9:25:30 AM   
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Ok so my "vision" of this is more of Monty Python bit about how to confuse a cat.

chia* wanders into a random house and starts looking for the screwdriver; under the couch, in a planter, in the spice rack all the while yodeling "here little screwdriver! I have come for youuuuu" while very uptight people try to pretend that he is not ransacking thier house during a dinner party with the boss.

OR

chia* porn-o-matic .... take one sybian or other machine of the sort, an assortment of fluffers, a gonzo camera style, and a screwdriver.


I am sooo gonna get Mod spanked for this soon.


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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 9:45:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: feydeplume

*takes a bow*

I would like to thank the script writers, without them it would just be weird shit going on in my head.



My only rewrite would be malloeslove69 prancing and singing this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A63pnBurx1s

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 1:17:57 PM   
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personally i could care less if you dont like my postings  im not here to please you after all who the hell are you ??? alot of people do like my postings ..i get alot of messages sent to me on the other side  if you dont like what i write about then DONT READ IT !!  and yes my mistress is very real thank you ...what do you ever offer to these posts other then your negativity ? ...and to a4 you are not worth my time in addressing ..you probable havent got past the missionary position yet  good day mal

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 1:55:37 PM   
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I tend to like malloves posts.  They are so enthusiastic.  If i find someone 1/10 as enthusiastic as he is, it would be delicious.  And as someone said on another thread, about someone else, you can always block them so as not to see them. 

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 2:00:12 PM   
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Thanks done. He need not write me either. If ya dont care dont c-mail me.

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 3:15:10 PM   
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* Adores Mal*

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 4:03:47 PM   
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quote:



Just for a moment picture Chia with a follow spot pulling a "poor Yorick I knew him well" while dangling from a suspension harness.


*runs to call a local theater company*
kinda puts Ophelia in a different light.
Ah, I love Shakespeare humor. God I'm a nerd.

And Chia that was.....creepy. But quite well-written. I applaud you.

I love the feeling of tight restaint. I dunno. Just really does it for me.

I love beeing mummified in tape. Its like a tight second skin. It just feels wonderful and comfortable, like I'm in a little cocoon, and it makes me happy. I love the way the tape feels on my skin. Its lovely. I just lie in there in it.

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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 4:11:29 PM   
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oh GAWDS!!!!!!

Chia the Musical!!!!!

Chia you are my hero and my inspiration. Sorry.


< Message edited by feydeplume -- 2/13/2009 4:13:55 PM >


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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 6:52:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: feydeplume

Chia the Musical!!!!!



'Don't Cry For Me MissVagina'

It won't be sleazy, although it's strange
When I try all the pleasures I feel
and I still need more oil after all that I've done

You can't conceive me
So all of you pee on a boy you once knew
Although he's dressed up like a girl
His penis still bulges for you

I had to make you happy, I wore your chains
I was trained all my life how to heel
Washing all of the windows, being cut just for fun.

So I chose Femdom
Running from lashes, I was beat black and blue
And nothing repressed me at all
But for my anus and that super glue

Please collar me MissVagina
The truth is I bow before you
Although I've met gays
And kissed penicillin
I'll keep my pants zipped
I'm here just chillin.

And as for torture and as for flame
I never ignited the match
Though it seemed to them all it burned higher and higher

It's all confusion
Profiles far from the truth they profess to be
Can the answer be found just in time
Or is emptiness my destiny

Please collar me MissVagina
The truth is I bow before you
Although I've met gays
And kissed penicillin
I'll keep my pants zipped
I'm here just chillin

chia* (the pet)


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RE: What are sesations and experiences you find most en... - 2/13/2009 7:28:24 PM   
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now we just need a bob fosse number with a giant dildo in a champagne glass and some silly catch phrase and Broadway here we come.

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