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~Bus Stop Banter~ - 2/23/2009 12:18:39 AM

SteelofUtah

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It just so happens that one day a Sadist, A Bondage Enthusiast, A Murderer, A Necrophiliac, A Pyromaniac, and a Masochist are all sitting waiting for a Bus None of them knowing the desires of the others when a cat happens to cross their path.

The Sadist Speaks up “I wouldn’t mind spanking that cat”

A moment Later the Bondage Enthusiast speaks up, “And after you spank it I could tie it up.”

A moment after that the murderer speaks up and says “Yeah and after you spank it, and you tie it up, We could kill it.”

A moment after that the Necrophiliac says “After you Spank it, you tie it up, and you kill it I could Fuck it!”

To which the Pyromaniac responds “ Yeah we should find that cat and Spank it, and Tie it up, And Kill it, and Fuck it , and then Set it on Fire!”

Then Silence.

One by one they all look to the last person not to speak. The Masochist Swallows Hard and says “Meow?”

**Heard this awhile ago retyped it from memory I hope I got it right I thought it was Hilarious the first time I heard it hopefully it isn’t too raunchy for anyone**

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RE: ~Bus Stop Banter~ - 2/23/2009 12:25:31 AM

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Very cute :). Gotta love those wacky ( or perhaps more appropriately "whacky") masochists. I could use a masochist who swallows hard and says "meow".

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RE: ~Bus Stop Banter~ - 2/26/2009 9:42:39 AM

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If it was only the first two I would meow, but I tend to have this thing about living, odd I know

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RE: ~Bus Stop Banter~ - 2/26/2009 3:41:13 PM

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Uh...I'll play dead, but I refuse to die for my fun, thank you muchly. That and being torched aside, "Meow".

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RE: ~Bus Stop Banter~ - 2/27/2009 6:46:21 PM

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CUTE ! HA HA HA

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