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insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 6:43:46 AM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 9:03:32 AM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 10:21:53 AM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 12:50:40 PM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 3:30:18 PM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 4:33:54 PM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 5:11:57 PM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 7:02:13 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

Life: You never make it out alive!
 


I always thought that Life was sexually transmitted and always fatal... :)

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RE: insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 8:15:32 PM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 2/24/2009 8:19:44 PM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 2/25/2009 1:43:03 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

Life: You never make it out alive!
 


I always thought that Life was sexually transmitted and always fatal... :)


Very true, Fannie...very true.  I stand corrected.

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RE: insert witty title here - 2/25/2009 1:50:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Asylum inmate rapes nurse and escapes:  Nut screws and bolts!


Look, Saratov, I already told ya I'm not turning myself in until the reward for my capture reaches at least $100,000!  If I capture myself, I might as well have a nice little nest egg saved up first!

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Short and Sweet (One-Liners) - 2/25/2009 11:44:15 AM   
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RE: Short and Sweet (One-Liners) - 2/25/2009 11:47:56 AM   
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RE: Short and Sweet (One-Liners) - 2/26/2009 11:01:39 AM   
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RE: Short and Sweet (One-Liners) - 3/16/2009 3:20:26 AM   
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RE: Short and Sweet (One-Liners) - 3/16/2009 4:04:27 AM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 3/16/2009 6:33:51 AM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 3/16/2009 6:35:57 AM   
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RE: insert witty title here - 3/16/2009 12:04:59 PM   
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