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Aneirin -> Cock length ? (2/26/2009 7:42:17 AM)

Ok, own up, who here has never taken a ruler to their manhood ?

To those that have and I suspect the majority, when was this done, your teenage years ?

What method did you use, penetration depth or the length underside ?

Do you keep a running record  as the years pass by ?

Where did this stupidity about cock length as a measure of manhood come from anyway ?



aravain -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 7:51:46 AM)

I did... and did it in the only method that *actually* measures how long it is... taking a seamstress/sewing tape measure (one that's flexible) and measuring from the base (at the TOP) to the tip. Anything else is unreliable and silly.

Luckily I don't care about my size too much :D unfortunately what cute underwear they DO make in my size I cannot wear, though (not enough of a bulge).

The 'stupidity' comes probably from nature, though. Just look at some animals... where dominance is decided by the size of horns, or other features. It would make sense we have one as well (and, really, the penis IS the hardest thing going when a guy's excited). I know that it was important to some African tribes too before they were pulled into the world community.

Plus, there's the simple fact that to some people... size matters. I'm one of them, in a way. If it's too small to have sex with (which at my size is anything less than 5") then I probably won't. When it comes to anal stuff if it can't get past a certain point, it's just uncomfortable. :\



BoiJen -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 7:53:05 AM)

I have...I win. lol



strangedesire -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 7:59:09 AM)

I usually just trust the dimensions printed on the packaging.  



Evility -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:20:15 AM)

I have. I had to use a tape measure. I feel for all the poor souls for whom a ruler was adequate.



SteelofUtah -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:26:01 AM)

I measured mine.

I perfer the Metric System.

Steel



sirsholly -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:28:26 AM)

quote:

I have. I had to use a tape measure. I feel for all the poor souls for whom a ruler was adequate.

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

I measured mine.

I perfer the Metric System.

Steel
thanks fella's....the keyboard should be dry in an hour or two [:D]



LadyPact -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:32:17 AM)

For those who don't know......

Most males who don't know whether or not they have an above or below average size penis, you don't need measuring tape or ruler.  Simply get out your wallet.  The dollar bill is six inches in length.

Of course, to some women, the more dollar bills you have may tend to increase your penis size in her mind.


From the desk of funny trivia,


Lady Pact



WomenDontRule -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:35:16 AM)

Tape measure???.....wrapping it around a dozen times doesn't count....

Myself...I use a yardstick.....



popeye1250 -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:43:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BoiJen

I have...I win. lol


LOLOL!
BoiJen, you strike me as the type who goes around grabbing your crotch everytime you see a nice looking chick. "Right here Sweetie!" "You want some of this?"
"Hey Blondie, drop your laundry!"



WomenDontRule -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:46:24 AM)

Ok, own up, who here has never taken a ruler to their manhood ?

That's a bit harsh.....beating off always meant something different to me.

To those that have and I suspect the majority, when was this done, your teenage years ?

I think I was longest when I was 37, but that's a stretch.

What method did you use, penetration depth or the length underside ?
 
I used the "Wishful Thinking" method.

Do you keep a running record  as the years pass by ?

....I won't say...but....recent events in the stock market were heartening....not even the stock market stays up forever...

Where did this stupidity about cock length as a measure of manhood come from anyway ?

The same people who came up with bra cup size as a measurement of womanhood....




SteelofUtah -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:48:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WomenDontRule

What method did you use, penetration depth or the length underside ?
 
I used the "Wishful Thinking" method.



Still Laughing. That was one I'll be using in the next few days.

Steel



LaTigresse -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:49:09 AM)

I knew the measurements of mine (plural) before I even got them.[:D]



beargonewild -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:51:11 AM)

Is this turning into a mass debate?



LadyPact -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 9:52:32 AM)

Yep, I'm with LaT.  They usually put the length in inches on the package when I buy the strap on.



joanus -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 10:25:27 AM)

7 1/2 inches



Lucylastic -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 10:31:44 AM)

Oh Bear, that conjures up some nasty visuals:) LMAO
Lucy



MsFlutter -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 11:04:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Is this turning into a mass debate?


depends.. does length = mass?



sirsholly -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 11:08:36 AM)

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Do you keep a running record as the years pass by ?

Why? Does it shrink?



FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 11:11:43 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact
For those who don't know......

Most males who don't know whether or not they have an above or below average size penis, you don't need measuring tape or ruler.  Simply get out your wallet.  The dollar bill is six inches in length.
Lady Pact
Who knew?!  Live and learn. [:)]  Of course I've never been so tacky as to measure the thing...   I've always been more interested in the person it's attached to, but hey, if he want's to measure and make me laugh, who am I to avoid a giggle.    M



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