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Knite064 -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 4:18:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aneirin

Ok, own up, who here has never taken a ruler to their manhood ?

Not me but she did after we read a porn story(I was only 18 and the results were inconclusive so no need to mention here...for me anyhow[8|])

To those that have and I suspect the majority, when was this done, your teenage years ?
As above

What method did you use, penetration depth or the length underside ?
Topside but since then ive developed a 2 point system which is frighteningly more accurate
1)Take my kit off or allow her to get it out
2)freeze for thirty seconds...if she does nt roll on the floor poorless with laughter..continue

Do you keep a running record  as the years pass by ?
Yes...no laughter so far

Where did this stupidity about cock length as a measure of manhood come from anyway ?
From you...me and every other dumb assed male





Aneirin -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 4:22:38 PM)

We are but cattle.




LadyPact -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 4:23:23 PM)

With the number of femdoms on this thread, this is a surprise to you?




Aneirin -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 4:56:19 PM)

Yes, I am surprised at the number of femdoms that are on this thread, but then I knew the random stupidity section is a place that gets much female traffic, it is why I posed this question here, instead of my usual haunt, it was women that I wanted to hear from mainly, they being the majority  receivers of the dick and there know more than us.




Vendaval -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 4:58:30 PM)

(Giggle fit)  Female Dominants are the wary recipients of unsolicted cock shots as are females of any ilk on the Net.  We do tend to use humiliation tactics more frequently when receiving such "gifts".  [:-]




LadyPact -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 5:02:07 PM)

I generally just tell them that My cock is bigger than theirs in the first place.  Shuts a lot of guys up.




Vendaval -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 5:05:29 PM)

It's bigger and lasts longer and doesn't roll over and go to sleep afterwards!




LadyPact -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 5:09:44 PM)

No, Vend.  I have other 'toys' for that.




Vendaval -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 5:13:26 PM)

Haa haah...[:D]




MsFlutter -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 6:31:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aneirin

I am glad you are all having some fun over this thread, and my mind ticks over, thoughts to my next topic, that of vaginal depth and how you measure it. Is it a case of just jambing a ruler up there, or do you use a cock of known size. Mind, we all have heard of those men that brag the length of their manhood, what we have not heard is any women so consumed with the size of their own  anatomy, how often is it we hear, women saying, hey, I'm a bucket, bring your own plank in case you fall in, or I squeak when I walk.

If  males have to go through this ordeal of size, why not, just to be far in this equal opportunities world that women also feel what we feel.



As a lifelong devotee' of kegel exercises with the ability to dent cucumbers if I so choose, I may have just saved a tree.

Now..as to measurement of vaginal depth, would it be practical for the control data to differentiate those women who still have all their reproductive equipment as opposed to those who do not due to partial or total hysterectomies?  I'm sure the medical professionals on this board would be able to guide the criteria :)




SteelofUtah -> RE: Cock length ? (2/26/2009 6:32:42 PM)

I only care about my ability to generate friction.

A Hot Dog Down a Hall Way is not going to generate necessary friction.

Steel




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