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Vendaval -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 2:17:54 AM)

If memory serves correct, Klingon mating involves ritual combat before getting down to business.
 
Edited to add, yes that is the case -

"Klingon mating rituals"

"It is not uncommon to break multiple bones during Klingon amorous play. In fact, fracturing a clavicle on the wedding night is even considered a blessing on the marriage. Jadzia Dax describes the Klingon mating ritual as the participants "jumping on each other like a pair of crazed voles." While some, such as Dax, found this exciting, others, such as Quark, found it particularly intimidating.
(DS9: "Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places"; VOY: "Blood Fever") Speaking about Klingon courtship and marriage, Martok once noted that no one can be in control of who they fall in love with. (DS9: "You Are Cordially Invited")

Worf jokingly described Klingon mating to Wesley Crusher as involving the male reading love poetry while ducking the furniture thrown by the female. (TNG: "The Dauphin") Because of his traditional Klingon values, Worf, in general, took mating much more seriously than his partners did, much to his chagrin and theirs. (TNG: "The Emissary", "Hide and Q"; DS9: "Penumbra")"

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Klingon_mating_rituals



SilverMark -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 2:48:26 AM)

I could kick myself in the ass for passing on the midget hooker in Vegas....should have swallowed the pride and opened the wallet[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]



MissMorrigan -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:10:01 AM)

Last Saturday, on my way to a certain chocolate shop in Brighton, I was accosted (there is a God!) by one dressed from head to toe in green. A delectable pixie with dreads. It was instant lust. As she jittered infront of me, I kept hearing myself saying 'yes' while the thoughts in my head turned to scenes of her hanging in a metal cage over an open fire and me prodding her with a red hot poker... It was only when I awoke from my reverie that I realised she worked for Greenpeace and I was lighter £8 a month!



Juliannadelion -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:10:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

If memory serves correct, Klingon mating involves ritual combat before getting down to business.
 
Edited to add, yes that is the case -

"Klingon mating rituals"

"It is not uncommon to break multiple bones during Klingon amorous play. In fact, fracturing a clavicle on the wedding night is even considered a blessing on the marriage. Jadzia Dax describes the Klingon mating ritual as the participants "jumping on each other like a pair of crazed voles." While some, such as Dax, found this exciting, others, such as Quark, found it particularly intimidating.
(DS9: "Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places"; VOY: "Blood Fever") Speaking about Klingon courtship and marriage, Martok once noted that no one can be in control of who they fall in love with. (DS9: "You Are Cordially Invited")

Worf jokingly described Klingon mating to Wesley Crusher as involving the male reading love poetry while ducking the furniture thrown by the female. (TNG: "The Dauphin") Because of his traditional Klingon values, Worf, in general, took mating much more seriously than his partners did, much to his chagrin and theirs. (TNG: "The Emissary", "Hide and Q"; DS9: "Penumbra")"

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Klingon_mating_rituals


ROCK ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF!!!  Trekkies are soooo hot! [sm=applause.gif]



Juliannadelion -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:12:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SilverMark

I could kick myself in the ass for passing on the midget hooker in Vegas....should have swallowed the pride and opened the wallet[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m10.gif[/image]


DUH!! lmao, totally should have done it, and taken pictures!!  [sm=Groaner.gif]



MissMorrigan -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:13:00 AM)

LEXXites are even hotter



Juliannadelion -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:13:37 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

Last Saturday, on my way to a certain chocolate shop in Brighton, I was accosted (there is a God!) by one dressed from head to toe in green. A delectable pixie with dreads. It was instant lust. As she jittered infront of me, I kept hearing myself saying 'yes' while the thoughts in my head turned to scenes of her hanging in a metal cage over an open fire and me prodding her with a red hot poker... It was only when I awoke from my reverie that I realised she worked for Greenpeace and I was lighter £8 a month!


LMAO, I could see where the hot poke would come in!!! [:D]



MissMorrigan -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:15:07 AM)

I'm sure I'll see her plying her wares again, I won't be so enamoured then... I'll be ready [:D]



Juliannadelion -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:18:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

LEXXites are even hotter


Oh no!!!  That show was so confusing!  Although, she was one hot little pleasure slut!  The dead guy, the gay computer/robot thing - hmmmm?  Now of course if you were talking about FARSCAPE!!!  Chiana - that little grey slut needed a serious spanking! [:D] 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0RYlXRKEnM



MissMorrigan -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:31:13 AM)

What I loved about Lexx was the simplicity of it, and, of course, the humour... I was sold on it during the first episode where the fat woman is turned into a nubile pleasure slut and the robot's head gets knocked off, only to land between her legs and declare he was in love!

Farscape was amazing, I would love to invite Rygel for dinner - he and my own pleasure slut would make sweet music together, I'm sure! I'd like recreate the dance of the macabre with Scorpius, and do some wicked hair bondage with Ka D'Argo. Chiana would remain a quirky little SAM fuck-slut.



Juliannadelion -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:34:50 AM)

I do so love the way you think!!!  What's a girl gotta do to get an invite to that island party? lmao![:D][sm=flash.gif]




MissMorrigan -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:40:09 AM)

Ask Asher for permission, the Skylark awaits... You haven't a fear of heights or water, no? Good. Clothes, optional. You'll need to land somehow, I'm partial to water bondage, and it's going to be interesting watching you climbing up the trees naked to get me coconuts, and even more so when you come down! You do like sharp things in your swoozie?



Juliannadelion -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:46:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

Ask Asher for permission, the Skylark awaits... You haven't a fear of heights or water, no? Good. Clothes, optional. You'll need to land somehow, I'm partial to water bondage, and it's going to be interesting watching you climbing up the trees naked to get me coconuts, and even more so when you come down! You do like sharp things in your swoozie?


Uhhm, well, not necessarily in my swoozie!!!  And I am terrified of heights and of water.  Dang - I guess I'll just have to watch from the sidelines.......



MissMorrigan -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:49:54 AM)

I can help you with those... just get thee to my island.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 3:56:31 AM)

tryin to steal my woman :P

BTW I love the word Swoozie, consider it pirated



MissMorrigan -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 4:02:11 AM)

Dear Asher, I'm not wishing to steal her... just share, and sharing is a very good thing!

I hate the word 'pussy', I either think of my cats or someone that's cowardly in nature. When I hear someone say, "It's a beautiful pussy, I just want to stroke that feminine loveliness" I want to stab em in the eye - makes me want to puke! I think we should reclaim the word 'cunt' as it's become ambiguous in usage. Vagina is rather clinical and I'm not opposed to any kind of clinical play - but in public, theres no doubt as to what the conversation is centred on! 'Swoozie' sounds sensual, it makes a person want to have sex just by saying it slowly.

Swooooooozieeeeeeeeee

Shivah me timbers!



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 4:05:58 AM)

that it does

I have always loved the word cunt, it just feels right to say it
ok, there may be arrangements, but no swoozie-sharp things meeting :)



MissMorrigan -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 4:12:26 AM)

As if I would! (never trust the word of a sadist, we tend to manipulate and say what we know others want to hear so that we get our wicked way). Have you ever seen someone coming down a coconut tree using their hands/thighs/feet? They're getting splinters and not just in those three places, so it's a win/win situ for any self respecting tree-climbing maso or voyeuristic sadist.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 4:13:35 AM)

I have not had the pleasure, not many coconut trees out here :P
There are some pine trees about 3 hours off though... :P



MissMorrigan -> RE: Who would you invite to your island of shame? (3/3/2009 4:16:08 AM)

If you get her up one in the near future, do please take pictures of her coming down! [:D] This is a situ where it's handy not having a safeword!



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