LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard.

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YourhandMyAss -> LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 4:37:18 PM)
Let me call you a wahmbulance is one of the funniest ones I heard in a long time and I heard it on nitrous circus. So what are your favorite sayings to basically tell someone to suck it up or grow up?

FelineFae -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 5:02:29 PM)
once m'Lady wrote "plunty" in stead of "plenty" it struck me so funny it stuck. Master, "Sometimes I wish we could just run off to Canada." me, "with the geese?" Master, "Yes, and live off the land and build a cabin." me, "with the geese?" Master, "Yes." me, "FLUFFY CABIN!"

YourhandMyAss -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 5:03:50 PM)
Feline, hehe we often make up our own weird names for stuff here.

SavageFaerie -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 5:33:50 PM)
I always made up my own language I love to bastardize the English language. "Sorry computer says no" Little Britan USA

ladynlord -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 5:36:02 PM)
My favorite one....and I use it regularly with the unmentionables: "My heart bleeds purple cool-aid for ya' "

FelineFae -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 5:37:18 PM)
"Magic 8 ball says try again later,"

BlackPhx -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 6:29:37 PM)
51 cards short of a full deck and the 52nd is a JOKER poenkitten

Asherdelampyr -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 6:39:54 PM)
You gotta replace the captain of your brainship, cause hes drunk at the wheel

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 6:52:07 PM)
My 3yo says "Put your purse down, Pussy Puss!" lmao it's sooo funny One of my Exs used to say "Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the FUCK over it!" Quite frequently. lol I know, that's an old one, but I liked it.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 7:06:11 PM)
You wanted a puppy we got you a puppy you wanted a kid we got you a kid now your just pissy cause the puppy ate the kid!

trappedinamuseum -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 7:10:13 PM)
My favorite, from our good pal David Mamet: "Put it to music. Shut the fuck up!"

YourhandMyAss -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 7:58:51 PM)
I am laughing in real life. quote: ORIGINAL: ladynlord My favorite one....and I use it regularly with the unmentionables: "My heart bleeds purple cool-aid for ya' "

YourhandMyAss -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 8:30:01 PM)
I called whine one one.

YourhandMyAss -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 8:54:17 PM)
What the hell, where did that come from?:)) quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr You wanted a puppy we got you a puppy you wanted a kid we got you a kid now your just pissy cause the puppy ate the kid!

Asherdelampyr -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 9:04:50 PM)
from my grandpa

BeIgnited -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/4/2009 9:10:54 PM)
"I'll be on the porch, since you're already on the cross"

SteelofUtah -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 6:58:52 AM)
Take yourself Down off that cross you nailed yourself too, use the Lumber and the Nails to Build yourself a Bridge, Use it to get over your Issue. Steel

soul2share -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 10:58:47 AM)
Call someone who cares....1-800-waaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

SteelofUtah -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 11:11:32 AM)
While Rubbing your Index finger and your thumb together Do you know what that is? It's the worlds Smallest Violin playing My Heart Bleeds for you. Steel

Christinestill -> RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases you may have heard. (3/5/2009 11:17:24 AM)
"stop your whining or i'll rip your arm off and beat you to death with the bloody stump." from my ex mother in law who i happen to adore the hell out of... eta for spelling

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