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A woman . . . - 3/6/2009 5:19:07 PM

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. . . Goes to the doctor to see about breast implants. The doc - Dr Killmore - is a renowned specialist with a secret method and lots of her friends have recommended him.

After telling him all about her requirements, Dr Killmore sits back and smiles. "You don't need implants", he says, "You just need to use my patented hypnosis method. Every morning, for the next month, simply stand up, close your eyes, and say 'Scoobie doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies'. I guarantee you'll go up two cup sizes".

So the woman does just that - every morning, without fail, for three weeks. Sure enough, her breasts enlarge just as the good Doc Killmore said they would.

One day, though, she's standing on the bus on the way to work when, suddenly, she realises that she's forgotten to do her morning breast-enlarging ritual. So, she closes her eyes and chants the mantra "Scoobie doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

At the back of the bus, an old man is watching her. He says "Ah - I see you're a patient of Dr Killmore".

"How do you know that?" says the woman, astonished.

The old man smiles, closes his eyes and starts to rub his crotch, saying:

"Hickory dickory dock!"

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RE: A woman . . . - 3/6/2009 5:27:11 PM

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...tells her husband she wants breast implants for their 25th anniversary. He tries to talk her out of it due to the expense, but she insists that she wants bigger breasts. The day of their anniversary, he gives her a roll of toilet paper and tells her to keep tearing off a section and rub it between her breasts. She asks him, "How is this going to make my breasts bigger?" He responds...
"It worked on your ass, didn't it?"

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RE: A woman . . . - 3/6/2009 5:33:14 PM

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Cuff:
Maybe it's the Vicodin (and the Jamesons) but I don't get it.

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RE: A woman . . . - 3/7/2009 12:35:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

...tells her husband she wants breast implants for their 25th anniversary. He tries to talk her out of it due to the expense, but she insists that she wants bigger breasts. The day of their anniversary, he gives her a roll of toilet paper and tells her to keep tearing off a section and rub it between her breasts. She asks him, "How is this going to make my breasts bigger?" He responds...
"It worked on your ass, didn't it?"

Well, like I said your honor; that's how the fight started."

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RE: A woman . . . - 3/7/2009 2:26:41 AM

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

...tells her husband she wants breast implants for their 25th anniversary. He tries to talk her out of it due to the expense, but she insists that she wants bigger breasts. The day of their anniversary, he gives her a roll of toilet paper and tells her to keep tearing off a section and rub it between her breasts. She asks him, "How is this going to make my breasts bigger?" He responds...
"It worked on your ass, didn't it?"

Well, like I said your honor; that's how the fight started."

Darch, if you say that to a woman, you won't live long enough to tell that to a judge.

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RE: A woman . . . - 3/17/2009 4:27:01 PM

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quote:

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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

...tells her husband she wants breast implants for their 25th anniversary. He tries to talk her out of it due to the expense, but she insists that she wants bigger breasts. The day of their anniversary, he gives her a roll of toilet paper and tells her to keep tearing off a section and rub it between her breasts. She asks him, "How is this going to make my breasts bigger?" He responds...
"It worked on your ass, didn't it?"

Well, like I said your honor; that's how the fight started."

Darch, if you say that to a woman, you won't live long enough to tell that to a judge.