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kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 4:18:19 PM

feydeplume

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Why should the Nigerians have all the fun? Or the men? Can we declare a Sadie Hawkins day for subs and slaves?

Why don't we, ladies (I'd include gentlemen but the Mistresses seem to already have their hands full with emails from you) write to EVERY man in say 100 mile radius of us, be he taken or not with a one liner or just a "hi" or even (lucky you for having the time) READ their profiles and show them the sort of letters we would be mostly likely to read and to which we would most likely respond?

Why wait for them to find us, email us their best attempt, and then hope (on both sides) that the sub isn't too scared, burned out or jaded by the hundreds of emails she is digging through to still care when she gets to a good one. Why not pull a preemptive strike and email THEM for a change.

I am all for the "hi there" or "so what is your favorite kink?" but if we take this more seriously and SHOW what kind of letter will get our (individual) attention, maybe the D we are seeking will have a better idea how to reach us.

So it's a crazy idea but face it, what else do you have to do this evening other than fish the local pool and see what you hook?

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 4:30:11 PM

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Do gay subs count? Can we play too?

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 4:32:26 PM

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Hells yeah! I'll even help with the form letter if you want

Dear sexy person,
Let me express my appreciation of your mind/body and (body part) and I would like to get to know you better. I have hobbies too!

< Message edited by feydeplume -- 3/7/2009 4:35:32 PM >

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 4:34:30 PM

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Hey! Don't forget us Femdoms. Not all of us are looking for male subs, ya know. Some of us would be delighted to hear from you lovelies.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 4:39:31 PM

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(and this is how revolutions start)

Yes Ma'am email ANYONE you want, that is sort of your prerogative being a D part of things.

I just thought a taste of what het/bi females go through in their cmail might help het men understand why their "hi" notes get ignored.

And I email YOU already.... what more do you want? My other book? The specialized erotica stories written for femdom with females? My blood?

*whimper*

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 4:46:40 PM

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ok so it is a crappy attempt at an email. That is what happens when i have a 'great' idea right as the chase scene in Borne Supremacy starts.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 4:55:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: feydeplume

(and this is how revolutions start)

Yes Ma'am email ANYONE you want, that is sort of your prerogative being a D part of things.

I just thought a taste of what het/bi females go through in their cmail might help het men understand why their "hi" notes get ignored.

Oh, so it's spam-the-men time, eh? Gotcha. And here I was hoping my CMail would fill with messages from pretty pink screen names. Drat. As tempting as it is to spam the male subs with the same sort of wanker mail I get, I'm afraid they'd all take it seriously and then I'd have to beat even more of them off with sticks.

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And I email YOU already.... what more do you want? My other book? The specialized erotica stories written for femdom with females? My blood?

*whimper*

Which I received and thank you very much. Sorry I haven't had a chance to reply until now. I might take you up on the offer of blood if you weren't already spoken for.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 4:58:20 PM

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Well spam the little pink names that appeal to you!

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 5:03:31 PM

catize

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Letters I would love to write:

In response to the **kneel now bitch** type emails
First respone:
Dear SirMaster,
I have been kneeling! I was kneeling before you read my profile. I have been waiting to serve you, only you! My bags are packed (I packed them while on my knees—really!) and I can be at your house by Monday.
Respectfully, slavishly, the kneeling bitch

Second response:
Dear SirMaster,
Whaddya mean not so fast? What’s your wife got to do with anything? I’ve been kneeling and waiting just for you all these years—and now you’re not so sure? I am obeying your order to ‘kneel bitch’ and come hell or high water I will be kneeling on your front porch come Monday! You have to be my master---you started it!
Slavishly, the kneeling bitch

Third response:
You moved and left no forwarding address? Can I stop kneeling now?
Bitchily, back to the drawing board

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 5:05:44 PM

SylvereApLeanan

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quote:

ORIGINAL: feydeplume

Well spam the little pink names that appeal to you!

Tried that. They never reply, so I quit making the first move. I let them come to me instead. At least then I know they're interested and not just web cam bots.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 5:08:47 PM

feydeplume

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Between your immensely funny work stories and your wry wit, you are one of the shining stars in my night sky.

*pout*
Best i have gotten lately is "has your master ever whored you out?" as a one liner. From a female slave.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 5:09:59 PM

feydeplume

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I would love to see the list of people that failed to email YOU back. Seriously brains and looks and a wicked mind is a great catch.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 5:12:13 PM

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I"m loving it.

signed the Queen of Ghana
(that is after I pay the money that is....lol)

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 5:15:40 PM

feydeplume

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So i get this feeling that there is NOT going to be a bunch of brave actively searching submissives or slaves writing ANYTHING to the people that they want to talk to or anyone else huh?

*sigh*

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 5:44:43 PM

SylvereApLeanan

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You can lead a pony boy/girl to a flogger but you can't make them kneel.

Or something.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 5:54:03 PM

feydeplume

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you sure can with the right flogger and quirt.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 6:00:37 PM

SylvereApLeanan

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I'll have to take your word for it.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 6:04:35 PM

feydeplume

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Leather events are neat, neat things.

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 6:13:19 PM

MasterFireMaam

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Heh...some of us would simply be delighted to get a well thought out letter from ANYone!

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RE: kneel up and demand your right to serve! - 3/7/2009 6:20:02 PM

feydeplume

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Yikes Ma'am one and Ma'am two, you are pushing all my people pleaser buttons!

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Pretend I said something witty and laugh.

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