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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 9:58:08 AM

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especially in a moving vehicle!!

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 10:05:55 AM

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I know...

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 10:40:55 AM

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All pussies are dangerous and should never be trusted, IMO, Bear. They don't look heavy, but certainly are on the bridge of one's nose.

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 11:02:09 AM

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Or smothering the breath out of you.

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 11:03:37 AM

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When I was driving trucks, my pussy would walk across the dashboard...

White Line Fever... ?

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 11:04:19 AM

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in more ways than one, Cj.....

(glad those days are over...)

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 11:29:40 AM

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i have a pussy that weighs 40 pounds.

she ain't heavy...she's holly's pusssssssssssy

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 12:21:41 PM

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So from this thread we have the heavy, the talented, the scary... the wanted, the unwanted stinky wet one's, nose jobs, breathing practices, some for and against... but mostly an appreciation of the almighty pussy! hehe... All I want to know now is... have you hugged a pussy today? Details are appreciated...

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 12:31:39 PM

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So from this thread we have the heavy, the talented, the scary... the wanted, the unwanted stinky wet one's, nose jobs, breathing practices, some for and against... but mostly an appreciation of the almighty pussy! hehe... All I want to know now is... have you hugged a pussy today? Details are appreciated...

As a matter of fact, dear lady...I did. I picked up a pussy that was a bit scared but as I held it close to me, it began to calm down and then began to emit the strangest noises... the harder I stroked or the more I dug in, the louder the noise got.//Of course, then it nipped me a bit.

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 12:32:48 PM

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LOL... Lucky kitty!

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 12:41:41 PM

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Pussies can be so soft and cuddly til their claws come out!

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 1:00:03 PM

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Some like claws... hehe

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 1:03:26 PM

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As a matter of fact, dear lady...I did. I picked up a pussy that was a bit scared but as I held it close to me, it began to calm down and then began to emit the strangest noises... the harder I stroked or the more I dug in, the louder the noise got.//Of course, then it nipped me a bit.

LOL... you added to this! Well now... it was a lucky kitty... till it went weird on you. Bad kitty! Seem's you might need a nurse... In fact, I am sure of it! hehe

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 1:17:17 PM

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And then there are really ugly pussies.

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 2:27:33 PM

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Bear, pussies sense when you fear them and take advantage of you. If you wish to change your relationship with pussies, you have to man up and outwit them.

You also may have a pussy prejudice since you say that "wet pussies smell bad". This is an unfair generalization, imo, since most pussies, in my experience, are fanatical about keeping themselves clean. Perhaps a more open minded approach and more experience with pussies would diminish your fear of them.

You are right, cjan. as this prejudice has been with me for as long as I remember. I accept people who are pussy lovers and I do try to keep an open mind. Yet it's when a pussy looks at you and you never know if the will be friendly or if they will attack.
I admit that it is unfair to say that pussies smell bad when they are wet, I guess my first adult experience with one did have an unpleasant aroma that I still remember! Maybe there is someone who is able to teach me the ways of the pussy so I can learn to appreciate pussies of all types.

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 3:38:19 PM

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i have a pussy that weighs 40 pounds.

Doesn't that make it hard to walk??

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 3:48:57 PM

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Sure hope it ain't dragging on the ground! Will make for one angry and pissed off pussy.

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 5:30:40 PM

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Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 5:56:51 PM

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I can sympathize with your unfortunate pussy encounter, bear. I remember when I was but a lad and had an encounter with a farm raised pussy which was, indeed, very wet and ,well, stinky. After making the best of it and playing with it, my friends and roommates made me sleep with my hand wrapped in plastic wrap and duct tape so that they could sleep. I had, of course washed it repeatedly, but this was one potent pussy !

The thing is to overcome your trepidation and get back on the horse. I do admire your willingness to learn about and appreciate pussies, for they are, despite their drawbacks, worth getting to know.

On the other hand... some folks just prefer dogs.

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RE: Scary Pussies - 3/10/2009 6:02:53 PM

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OMG... ROFL... anybody have a tissue... I'm choking and crying here!

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