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beargonewild -> Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 9:30:49 PM)
Yea I admit I'm overtired but came to the realization that pussies scare me! They come in different colors and hair lengths, The can get smelly when they get wet One never knows if it'll have long or short hair Last but not least, they are too damn sneaky and you can never fully understand when they are friendly or not.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 9:37:16 PM)
Bear... I may become phobic of pussies now. Some people who love me will be distraught at this news because of my history of pussy-love. I am suddenly torn between being scared or standing firm among the pussies. Whatever shall I do? Signed, Whoa is me [&o]

beargonewild -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 9:39:59 PM)
Well Red, I tried being friendly with a pussy once and the damn thing spit in my face. Ever since that episode, I swore off wanting to pet a pussy.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 9:43:19 PM)
So true! Sometimes they make you feel like it's all about them. Their pleasure is first, always. It's ridiculous how selfish the pussy is. nods

MissLaura1973 -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 9:44:51 PM)
But they're so soft and warm and delicately furry ... and, when stroked right, they melt under one's hand.

SassySarijane -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 9:45:33 PM)
Yanno Bear, same thing has happened to me with those mean old tube snakes. Haven't had it from the pussies so far but have been clawed and bit by them.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 9:53:43 PM)
Y'know... not all pussies are scary, bear. Some are quite loveable when you get to know them. [:D]

SassySarijane -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 9:55:36 PM)
waves at dream Good point. And not everyone has "the touch" with them either you know.

scifi1133 -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 9:59:45 PM)
rotflmao Bear.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 10:01:35 PM)
True, true... [:)] (Ooh, did someone mention touching? purr... Oh! Oops.) pounces Sarijane How've you been?

SassySarijane -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 10:06:53 PM)
gropes dream Doing fine, doing fine, just busy with taking everyone to doctor appointments of various kinds lately. How about you?

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 10:14:18 PM)
Good good. [:)] i've been alright, though. Had an interesting weekend, lol, but things are good. (Sorry for the hijack, bear. >.<)

GreedyTop -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 10:22:39 PM)
Then there are the shy pussies....

snappykappy -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 10:23:29 PM)
heck i have even had pussies jump up and latch onto my crotch and not want to let go

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 10:23:49 PM)
pounces Greedy You called? [:D]

GreedyTop -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 10:25:07 PM)
snort

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 10:32:20 PM)
[:D] What? It's true. Some pussies are shy.

soul2share -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 11:05:49 PM)
And shy pussies hide in some of hte most hard to get to places.....ever notice that?

FelineFae -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 11:16:57 PM)
pussy luv, i haz it >^..^<

GreedyTop -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/9/2009 11:17:40 PM)
And this, I found today

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