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thornhappy -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 6:17:52 PM)

blessed are those who can make a pussy purr...and they drool a lot when they're happy pussies.



Lucylastic -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 6:19:06 PM)

Peon made me squeak and honk so hard I woke the dog up
Lucy
toofunny thanks for the laughs everyone




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 6:21:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

blessed are those who can make a pussy purr...and they drool a lot when they're happy pussies.

This is true, thorn. *nod*



thornhappy -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 6:23:08 PM)

yup.  I can prove it too!

My pussy is fond of trouser trout.



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 6:25:42 PM)

Lol!  Well, erm, that, too. *blush*

i was thinking my parents have a little gray tabby cat that drools when she's happy.  So the four-legged kind on this one. [;)]



purepleasure -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 6:43:28 PM)

here's some tissues especially for you.

eta... couldn't make the second link work correctly



beargonewild -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 7:07:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

yup.  I can prove it too!

My pussy is fond of trouser trout.



Which brings up another issue I have against pussies. Seems that pussies are always trying to steal the trouser trout and refuse to share. I mean There are many of us who prefer the trout over pussy and some of us do not want a trout that's been molested by one or more pussies.



thornhappy -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 7:20:27 PM)

Well, that is a weakness of the pussies.  They can't help it.  Although there are also pussies who prefer pussies, just as some of the trouser trout wish to school with other trout.



girlygurl -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 7:31:28 PM)

I was laying on the couch petting my pussy thinking of Bear. [:)]



beargonewild -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 7:47:09 PM)

[sm=rofl.gif]
and what were these thought about girly?



BKSir -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 7:59:27 PM)

DAMN YOU ALL!
I'm trying to be in a sour, grouchy mood, because I'm hungry and everyone is being lazy, and uh... grr and stuff.  But NOOOOOO!  You just have to make me laugh until I nearly pee myself.  Damn you and your pussies!



Lordandmaster -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 9:26:46 PM)

The scariest pussy I have ever come near belonged to a midget that I had just chained up and was all eager to fuck.  But she reeked so horrendously from her crotch that I couldn't continue.  I had to leave immediately.

And I've still never fucked a midget.



PanthersMom -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 10:23:56 PM)

thank you all for the laughs, i needed them. 
PM



purepleasure -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/10/2009 11:40:30 PM)

Wait!  I thought this was supposed to be about pussies being scary.

THIS one is kinda scary.  mebbee.  kinda.  Ok, so you would have to be a real pussy to be scared.



Lordandmaster -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/11/2009 6:52:11 AM)

Update, for those who are concerned: Yes, I did unchain the midget before leaving.  So I guess it wasn't really IMMEDIATELY.



CreativeDominant -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/11/2009 6:58:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

As a matter of fact, dear lady...I did.  I picked up a pussy that was a bit scared but as I held it close to me, it began to calm down and then began to emit the strangest noises... the harder I stroked or the more I dug in, the louder the noise got.//Of course, then it nipped me a bit.



LOL... you added to this!  Well now... it was a lucky kitty... till it went weird on you.  Bad kitty!  Seem's you might need a nurse... In fact, I am sure of it! hehe
See though?  That is part of the problem...sooner or later, all pussies do go a bit weird on you.  Seems to coincide with certain phases of the moon in some cases and in some cases, tis like a monthly thing where the claws come out, they hiss and scratch for no reason, they get all tightened-up and it takes even MORE stroking to keep them happy while at the same time being willing to box them across the ears or grab them by the scruff of the neck and shake them.  Now...a nurse...could be a good thing, especially when it comes to injection time.



KMsAngel -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/11/2009 7:00:01 AM)

[:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/11/2009 7:01:16 AM)

damn, CD.. watch it with those generalizations, will ya? Mine never get like that



votiveguitar -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/11/2009 7:16:58 AM)

Yes, it seems we all of love certain sweet pussies. But every once in while you come accross a stripped pussy. they can be real stinkers



purepleasure -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/11/2009 8:17:34 AM)

Does shaving a pussy make it scarier or friendlier?



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