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favesclava -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/12/2009 6:03:50 AM)

pretty kitty here. 3 out of 3 formely straight girls cant be wrong




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/12/2009 1:37:46 PM)

I don't mind that they suddenly walk away, but I DO mind when out of the blue they start clawing and biting when they've decided to get away.
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

What is even more confusing is a pussy that can't it's mind up on whether to be nice or standoffish. One minute they want to be petted and given your full attention and the next minute.....a pussy will abruptly decide enough is enough and leave. They do this without rhyme nor reason, you'd think they'd let you know before just up and walking away. 




FourQ -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/12/2009 5:09:02 PM)

A pussy with claws and teeth is just wrong!
Very wrong!




thornhappy -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/12/2009 5:26:14 PM)

Many cultures have spoken of the toothed pussy...




beargonewild -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/12/2009 6:01:35 PM)

In my culture thorny, pussies are blasphemy. 




thornhappy -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/12/2009 6:25:19 PM)

Well! Pussies all over P&RS are shocked! shocked!




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/13/2009 4:13:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: favesclava

pretty kitty here. 3 out of 3 formely straight girls cant be wrong
Awww, fuck. I wuz gonna hit on ya, too. But I look horrible in drag... I'd never pass. Two ships passing in the night... sigh.




GreedyTop -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/13/2009 6:03:19 AM)

Pure, I dunno why they havent been posting.  The weather has gotten nice, so maybe theyre too busy basking...  Amos has been glaring at the construction workers next door, trying to will them away.  




sirsholly -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/13/2009 6:14:17 AM)

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Pure, I dunno why they havent been posting.
i do. ModXI scared them off.




GreedyTop -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/13/2009 6:33:28 AM)

*snort*




WetBetty -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/13/2009 8:58:14 AM)

I have a pussy that can reduce strong men to their knees.
Some girls too.





beargonewild -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/13/2009 10:42:28 AM)

At least 10-15 % of the population will never cave in to the pussy!




thornhappy -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/13/2009 4:07:38 PM)

Does that include the pussies-who-love-pussies?

HK, put out a "call for pleasant pussies"!  Could get some yields...




favesclava -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/25/2009 10:32:17 AM)

my UM went to turn on the bedside lamp, put her hand on the bed cover which was black. she didnt see her jet black cat screech. the cat reached up with his paws and caught her hand halfway to the bed. she screamed so loud!!!!!! said it looked like something was reaching for her out of nowhere. the look in her eyes said how lucky that cat is that she loves him so.




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/25/2009 10:38:30 AM)

I remember back in my high school days only a few were "putting out' and there was a waiting list miles long smile..I told Diane if there was such a thing as reincarnation I wanted to come back as a leggly beautiful redhead, work that thang for a few years, find my rich sugar daddy and retired,,she replied thats what I did smile...




cjan -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/26/2009 10:44:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: WetBetty

I have a pussy that can reduce strong men to their knees.
Some girls too.




Try douching ?




purepleasure -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/26/2009 11:25:12 AM)

why would you want to douche a kitty cat?  bathing, or should I say TRYING to bathe them is hard enough.

edited to add....

if you do undertake an attempt at douching a kitty, please take video.  especially of when you tell the emergency responders of how you got injured.




beargonewild -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/26/2009 1:08:06 PM)

I have heard of pussy owners douching their pussies on a regular basis. From what I understand, they want their pussies to be fresh smelling and quite clean. Mind you I am only relating what I heard and read over the years. The only good pussy is someone else's pussy!




cjan -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/26/2009 1:33:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

why would you want to douche a kitty cat?  bathing, or should I say TRYING to bathe them is hard enough.

edited to add....

if you do undertake an attempt at douching a kitty, please take video.  especially of when you tell the emergency responders of how you got injured.


pp, you have to use plenty of duct tape before you try to bathe or douche your kitty. Those over-the-elbow, heavy duty, black rubber gloves help too...besides, they give me a boner.




vincent63 -> RE: Scary Pussies (3/26/2009 1:55:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WetBetty

I have a pussy that can reduce strong men to their knees.
Some girls too.




just proves what ive said before, dogs have owners, pussies have staff




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