DameDarkness
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Mr. and Mrs. Jones come before the judge
for their divorce hearing.
The judge says, "What are the grounds?"
Mrs. Jones says, "Cruel and inhuman punishment. He
tied me to the bed and then forced me to sing, "The
Way We Were", while he peed all over me."
The judge says, "My God, that's horrible."
She says, "Yeah, he KNOWS how much
I hate that damn song!"
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Into the night sky I fly through distant lands and darkened streets... Up into the clouds to play and dance with the moon.....To the hearts of all and I say to you be true to they own heart.
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