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PeonForHer -> RE: castration anyone? (3/16/2009 8:18:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra quote: Who me? Sharpening my knives now I am, lol. Personally I prefer having them lay the cock and sack on a brick and then smashing them repeatedly with a sledge hammer. I find it makes the boys very submissive and their screams of agony are just lovely. [8D] ~Lashra For god's sake, Lashra. Did you have to be that lurid? I nearly felt that! Sweet J - I'm going to have another nightmare tonight, I know it!

undergroundsea -> RE: castration anyone? (3/16/2009 8:51:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Sweet J - I'm going to have another nightmare tonight, I know it! See. The difference in use of words across the Atlantic just never ends. Now I know that a long distance call is referred to as a trunk call there. An apartment is a flat. An elevator is a lift. Gas is called petrol. And today I learned that you all call wet dreams nightmares. Cheers, Sea

Lockit -> RE: castration anyone? (3/16/2009 9:07:42 PM)
Well there was that guy we were all talking about that cut his off in jail at tax payer's expense. Took two attempts to get it right though. I guess we could apply the old saying... if you want something done right... do it yourself. (This advice should not be taken in place of the advice of a medical professional) In a place like this... it is good to cover your ass...

DelilahDeb -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 1:15:14 AM)
One of my subs presented me with an oversize elastration device as a gift the first time we met. We negotiated quite a bit about using it, but he'd experimented on himself and knew his tolerances, so I tried it…and found it occasionally useful, because his balls run away and hide when I most want to "abuse" them. Short version? I am now the proud possessor of two castration devices, one of which is the Callicrate (which the literature says may be used on animals up to 3,000 pounds). The smaller bands he can wear for up to 20–25 minutes. With the Callicrate bander, he can only take about 15 minutes. Either way, just like zippers and clamps, the real endorphin rush follows the return of blood to the temporarily constricted area. He does enjoy the fact that I can make every male dom at a local dungeon shrink visibly when I get out that equipment. Now, for anyone who wanted to go through this for real, right after I point you at the Kink Aware Professionals list for counseling, I will just say that you are on your own! And if you are serious after that, check out the link here, it's a dot-org so it should be a for real non-profit. The Eunuch Archive—a support site for "the eunuch community". That falls way past hard limit for me, right out there with breath play. Lady Delilah Deb

beeble -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 4:20:14 AM)
quote: Lordandmaster wrote: People have gone to jail for this. [...] LadyHibiscus wrote: But LaM, it's no fun unless it's FORCED! [8\|] Jail is forced! [:D] beeble [Edited because I borked the quoting. Again. Man, I suck.] [Edited a-f*ing-gain because I borked the quoting. A-f*ing-gain. I'm so glad they don't have a driver's license for teh internets.]

PeonForHer -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 4:30:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: undergroundsea quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Sweet J - I'm going to have another nightmare tonight, I know it! See. The difference in use of words across the Atlantic just never ends. Now I know that a long distance call is referred to as a trunk call there. An apartment is a flat. An elevator is a lift. Gas is called petrol. And today I learned that you all call wet dreams nightmares. Cheers, Sea How dare you! I don't have wet dreams, Sea. I'm much too polite and respectful of women, even when I'm asleep.

beeble -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 4:34:14 AM)
quote: DelilahDeb wrote: check out the link here, it's a dot-org so it should be a for real non-profit. Just a pedantic point of information, in case anyone's interested. Although .org was intended to be used by not-for-profit organizations, any person, organization or company can register a .org domain for any purpose. No checks are done. (I speak as somebody who has registered domains in both .org and .com.) beeble.

beeble -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 4:50:12 AM)
quote: undergroundsea wrote: See. The difference in use of words across the Atlantic just never ends. Now I know that a long distance call is referred to as a trunk call there... Actually, there's no such thing as a long-distance call in the UK any more. Or, rather, they're irrelevant because domestic calls to geographical numbers are charged at the same rate. The whole country's only about the size of Oregon, Wyoming or Michigan so there aren't any really long distances anyway. And I don't think we've talked about `trunk calls' for a long time, even when they were charged at a higher rate. I'm pretty sure most people were calling them `long-distance calls' in the 1980s, though older people were probably still calling them `trunk calls' and the code system is called STD for `subscriber trunk dialling'. beeble.

youngsubgeoff -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 5:23:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra quote: Who me? Sharpening my knives now I am, lol. Personally I prefer having them lay the cock and sack on a brick and then smashing them repeatedly with a sledge hammer. I find it makes the boys very submissive and their screams of agony are just lovely. [8D] ~Lashra Ladies and gentlemen! I present, the amazing shrinking nutsack! One simple quote such as this, and it retreats into the abdomen where it is not seen for several hours!

PeonForHer -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 5:37:18 AM)
Further to Beeble's advice: cigarettes are no longer called "fags" - they're now called "gays". That's worth remembering should you come to the UK and call into a tobacconist's.

beeble -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 5:38:06 AM)
quote: Lashra wrote: Personally I prefer having them lay the cock and sack on a brick and then smashing them repeatedly with a sledge hammer. I find it makes the boys very submissive and their screams of agony are just lovely. [8D] youngsubgeoff wrote: Ladies and gentlemen! I present, the amazing shrinking nutsack! One simple quote such as this, and it retreats into the abdomen where it is not seen for several hours! Temporary castration! Free and easy on the internet! However, a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Ms Lashra has omitted to mention some very important safety advice. First, it is essential that the submissive be bound to prevent him moving during the relatively long swing of the hammer: we wouldn't want any broken legs, now, would we? Also, you should make sure your sub wears a hard hat: even the best-trained Domme at the peak of her powers can land a bad stroke and a brain-damaged sub isn't much use. Eye protection is recommended for the Domme as blood may spatter. Remember -- play safe, everyone! beeble.

Lashra -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 6:33:20 AM)
quote: For god's sake, Lashra. Did you have to be that lurid? I nearly felt that! ~giggles evily~ sorry that just brought out the lil devilDomme in me. ~Lashra

Lashra -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 6:35:59 AM)
quote: brain-damaged sub isn't much use. I dunno they make pretty good paper weights..... ~Lashra

GreedyTop -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 7:10:06 AM)
laughing my ass off, here Lashra.. your description had MY legs snapping shut... lol

CatdeMedici -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 7:33:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tapislazoli I've done so much research and I know its what I want to do. Are there any women who would ever consider castrating a man? I'm not asking for you to do that honor, just asking. [sm=dontfeedtrolls.gif]

BoiJen -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 11:53:03 AM)
I'd like to put it to a vote... Can we change the title of this thread to: "Hi, I'm retarded and only care about my fantasies, will you please give me free masturbation material?" MsKitty's boi

CatdeMedici -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 12:36:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BoiJen I'd like to put it to a vote... Can we change the title of this thread to: "Hi, I'm retarded and only care about my fantasies, will you please give me free masturbation material?" MsKitty's boi hmmmm, if its castrated, then what is there to masturbate with? wow think of all the free time he'd have "on his hands".

BoiJen -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 12:40:08 PM)
He'd still have his prostate glad so he'd prolly be happily fucking himself in the ass ... boi

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 12:50:19 PM)
There is this wonderful little device that I use to castrate my calfs, a tight little band is applied around the nuts and they just dry up and go away smile..,any takers..For a fee of course lol..

PeonForHer -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 12:55:45 PM)
. . .a tight little band is applied around the nuts and they just dry up and go away . . . Cue lots of comments from women along the lines of "But I want the whole man, not just his nuts, to dry up and go away!"

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