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DavanKael -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 1:11:41 PM)

Sure, I'd consider it if the pair of balls were attached to something that had done something particularly egregious to me and/or mine. 
As a 'kink', hell no.  Body modification doesn't 'do it' for me. 
  Davan




LadyPact -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 1:19:33 PM)

The thread may not have turned out to make good wanking material, but it's certainly providing it's share of comedy relief.

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beeble -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 3:16:06 PM)

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CatdeMedici wrote:  hmmmm, if its castrated, then what is there to masturbate with?

Castration is just the removal of the testicles, unless done Lashra's way.

beeble




CatdeMedici -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 3:25:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beeble

quote:

CatdeMedici wrote:  hmmmm, if its castrated, then what is there to masturbate with?

Castration is just the removal of the testicles, unless done Lashra's way.

beeble




nope, I'm sorry, for Me, if you want them ripped off, I rip off everything--I SO wamnt to try My new CBT that uses an 18 wheeler!! I think I may be onto something..
 
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PeonForHer -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 3:55:28 PM)

nope, I'm sorry, for Me, if you want them ripped off, I rip off everything--I SO wamnt to try My new CBT that uses an 18 wheeler!! I think I may be onto something.. 
 
Call me a lily-livered milksop but on reading of said device the words "hard" and "limit" began to whisper ever so gently in my mind  . . . .

 




Lockit -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 4:46:44 PM)

LOL Peon... I doubt that was a whisper...more like a high pitched freak out.




beeble -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 4:50:28 PM)

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CatdeMedici wrote: I SO wamnt to try My new CBT that uses an 18 wheeler!!

Pshaw.  Some of us are so well-hung we need an 18-wheeler just to carry the thing around.

beeble.

OK, so that might not be entirely true, as such.




Lockit -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 4:53:03 PM)

That's a truck pull I would insist on seeing!




PeonForHer -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 4:55:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

LOL Peon... I doubt that was a whisper...more like a high pitched freak out.


Well, true.  I hate seeing a good 18 wheeler completely trashed.  Hardly worth it just for a tiny bit of stimulation to my trouser rocket.




chezzy71 -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 5:12:14 PM)

sure makes hitting all those high notes on a scale easier.




Lockit -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 5:15:56 PM)

LOL @ Peon and chezzy!




PeonForHer -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 6:04:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

The thread may not have turned out to make good wanking material, but it's certainly providing it's share of comedy relief.

[sm=LMAO.gif]



You know, I was thinking  - maybe we should just start a proper, no-nonsense, D/s wank-material thread.  Say, one that asks the question "What's your favourite fantasy right now?"

Granted, it'd no doubt get wiped if I were to start it - but you, LP, with your heroic standing in the D/s community - could probably get away with it.  What do you say?





slvemike4u -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 6:43:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Well there was that guy we were all talking about that cut his off in jail at tax payer's expense.  Took two attempts to get it right though.  I guess we could apply the old saying... if you want something done right... do it yourself.

(This advice should not be taken in place of the advice of a medical professional)  In a place like this... it is good to cover your ass...
Reading this thread....covering my ass isn't the part of my anatomy I would be protecting.




Lockit -> RE: castration anyone? (3/17/2009 8:20:14 PM)

Wise man Mike!  lol  And good point... but you see... I don't have to worry about that particular part.




slvemike4u -> RE: castration anyone? (3/18/2009 2:24:50 PM)

Well...Lockit ,remove that particular part...and what exactly are we good for?




Lockit -> RE: castration anyone? (3/18/2009 3:01:40 PM)

Well... smile... I would say the worth may be diminished a bit!  I happen to think a man is worth more than his cock... but... I do like the cock!




stella41b -> RE: castration anyone? (3/18/2009 3:35:24 PM)

Please nobody quote me on this but a few years ago I heard of a Bulgarian street prostitute working in the centre of Warsaw who often forgot to take her meds for epilepsy who apparently has claimed a few victims.

Mozesh lee da me dadettey mee-net is Bulgarian for can you give me a blow job.

Just look for her behind the Marriot Hotel.

However there is a risk. She has a twin sister who also works the streets who can't afford dentures and who doesn't suffer from epilepsy.




chezzy71 -> RE: castration anyone? (3/19/2009 2:22:15 AM)

being epileptic myself but seizure free for 35 years..what's next..the old what does an elephant use for a vibrator joke??Answer(an epileptic)...i doth protest again...!!!!...LOL




azjojoba -> RE: castration anyone? (3/21/2009 1:20:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tapislazoli

I've done so much research and I know its what I want to do. Are there any women who would ever consider castrating a man? I'm not asking for you to do that honor, just asking. 


Thanks for giving me a good laugh. Dude, you funny!




personalmoments -> RE: castration anyone? (12/27/2009 2:08:27 PM)

Hello every one.  I am so amused by all the miss information available to you all out there.  One of the most useless places is eunuh.org.  which as far as I can determin is basically a forum for the personal rants of a so called Dr Kimbel.  weird. i haven't looked at in years.  What i can tell you is this. nothing is risk free in this world, a bus ride can be deadly, walking across the street has proved lethal to many, merely showing up for work has proven fatal for tens of thousands of people.  As a farmer for decades and raised on a farm. i can tell you that swine, canine, horse testicales hang differently than humans.  cattle, sheep & goats ( the bovine group ) are more similar to humans. Generally live stock is castrated in the first 2 months of birth. Having castrated literally thousands of calves, pigs ect in my life time. I only lost 1 calf. that died of heart failure, right on the spot at 4 1/2 months. Any one attempting to surgically remove the testes will undoubtedly end up with a legal prob, and the castrated one will be making a trip to emergency room if he is lucky ! thats a fact.  Elasticators can be used, how ever once its on for anything over 2 hrs , i would be afraid to remove it. because if there is clotting in the blood vessels, the deed is done. What happens with the ring is it cuts the blood flow. resulting in tissue death and every thing below the ring then rots un til it finally falls off.and by that time the scrotum will be larger than a soft ball. if the ring is removed the rot would spread until death. its that simple. Also repeated bandings result in progressive damage, shortening the play window each time!!  The burrdizzo is the safest method . of that I have little doubt. It does not damage the scrotum except for a small bruise. it is designed too crush the cords, and blood vessels to the testes, not cut them. There is no bleeding ! The teste itself swells then shrinks down. its is real painful, but the deed is done in 2 -3 seconds . and life goes on. If it was my choice, and it is my choice !! I would use a burrdizzo, doing one teste, letting it heal, then doing the other.  Any one not knowing what these castrating tools look like for real can view them on my profile.  Lastly, the statement about poor health even with hormone therapy ect ect. I am sure that you are all aware of a world famous bycicle marathon champion " armstrong" who has no testicles doe to cancer. How could any one think of him as being weak and in poor health ?  Have a nice day.




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