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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 6:23:51 AM

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Maybe the guy had some traumatic chiildhood experience, like seeing an 80 year old twat or something.

That's exatly the kind of thing I was thinking. There is such a thing as getting too close to Grandma.

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 6:24:14 AM

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Well, when they get to looking like a cow-patty with a wagon wheel track down the middle, a bit of cosmetic bleaching might be in order...

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 6:46:09 AM

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Maybe the guy had some traumatic chiildhood experience, like seeing an 80 year old twat or something.

He has never seen my twat..how very dare you!!!

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 7:49:38 AM

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It made me think of Charlton Heston

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 8:42:33 AM

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hee heee....

I don't name mine and would do nothing to change it. I do keep the area trimmed but not into dye jobs or piercings or glow in the dark attachments.

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 8:52:30 AM

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hee heee....

I don't name mine and would do nothing to change it. I do keep the area trimmed but not into dye jobs or piercings or glow in the dark attachments.

Well Im seriously considering a henna job. I found two grey hairs a few months ago. Shock horror I pulled them out and four of the little buggers have grown back in there place. I could shave but my man likes a little something. Anyone know a good place to buy a small toupee?

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:05:30 AM

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Here you go, Maria, just don't go for the 'comb over' Merkin

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:06:11 AM

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They're called merkins.
Two grey hairs Jaz? Don't tell me you sat on Willie nelson's face?
I used to think Willie Nelson was an illegal wrestling move...

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:09:44 AM

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Is that a Union Jack design on a woman's crotch?!

God Save the Queen! err.. umm...

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:11:07 AM

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Trump Twat?
ok this one has me giggling toooo
i have tummy ache now
I had a run in with an 80 year old one when I was 19, I think thats where my pussy phobia came from, nursing can really ruin your perceptions sometimes, lol
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I like mine, even tho its worked hard over the years, its still bringing pleasure and giving it tooo

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:18:43 AM

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Here you go, Maria, just don't go for the 'comb over' Merkin

Oh I don't want anything too patriotic Janie... not with the state this country is in at the moment. Can't stop thinking about the comb over though

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:24:28 AM

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Can't stop thinking about the comb over though

It's the Donald Trump look. Very fetching.

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:32:34 AM

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I thought it was the 'Ivanna' look. I don't vanna be anywhere near Donald trumping.

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:42:53 AM

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:55:58 AM

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FR: 1. I'm with kittinSol. I think the OP's photographer friend has a serious case of hidden misogyny. I've seen...(he pauses to calculate) ....uh...a lot of them. A real lot of them. Both in person, and in photographs. (And in sketches, oil paintings, watercolors. cast aluminum. papier mache. Stained glass. But I digress.) And these are technical photos, not porn. And I honestly have to say I've never seen one that was naturally ugly. Some are definitely more fetching than others. But absent gross deformation or surgical errors, none that were ugly.

2. Technical note here. We are talking vulva, outer and inner labia. If a girl has an ugly vagina, I don't want to know who did the visual inspections.

3. I am sorry to say it, but every single one of you women are pikers. Emulate THIS. My God, that's talent.

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 9:56:39 AM

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y'all are sick,I tell ya..just SICK

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 10:07:34 AM

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I was always okay with mine... no complaints... but dang, after this thread... I sure as hell am not showing my pussy as an 80 year old! I better get it good while I can... cause from the sounds of it... it is over by 80! Lil ol lady... okay honey, but shut the lights off and don't look... isn't my idea of fun! But I guess we could compensate by taking out the false teeth...

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 10:15:38 AM

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That Amy G clip was pure genius

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 10:18:50 AM

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I know you asked for male opinions, but I thought I'd toss in a lesbian's point of view, for free of course!
I have seen some ugly vaginae in my life, and some very pretty ones as well. I don't find my own very attractive, but she's okay looking. But the look of the vagna really hasno bearing on whether or not I'll fuck or suck it. So I suppose the look really is irrelevant.

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RE: Designer vagina? - 3/18/2009 10:21:37 AM

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I've always been amazed at the complexity of the vagina. And every partner has a lovely, unique vagina. Photo guy is a weirdo.
And I named My penis years ago.

and the video is hilarious!

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