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little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 6:13:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		On my other thread about designer vaginas we have diverted slightly onto the male species and all that comes with it.
My personal opinion on the male dick is that it comes in all shapes and sizes and each and every one of us have our own preference on what we like but does circumcision make a difference? Do women generally prefer a man that has been modified?

and what about bollocks? To me bollocks are very important, especially if one wants to do CBT on them.

Having been a pro Mistress I have seen most shapes and sizes, from men with huge dicks but with bollocks that wouldn't weigh a sparrow down in mid flight, to men with tiny dicks and bollocks that would make any male elephant proud. How important is it for your man to have aesthetically pleasing bollocks? or do you just tend to stay away from them?







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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 6:27:30 AM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 6:42:00 AM   
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Better a small hat on a big head than a big hat on a little head.


Hmm yep I tend to go along with that and I don't find a small hat disappointing so long as they dangle. I have seen the odd bollock that appears to be just one and is deeply embeded in rhinoceros type skin attached firmly to either side of the legs.



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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 6:50:47 AM   
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Better a small hat on a big head than a big hat on a little head.


Oh!!! were you talking foreskin?


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 6:58:24 AM   
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Better a small hat on a big head than a big hat on a little head.


Oh!!! were you talking foreskin?



No rofl. I was talking dick size (the hat)/brain size (the head) correlation  .

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 7:08:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		You mentioned 'bollocks', Maria. Those are two of my favourite body parts attached to a man, the rest belonging to me (You set me up this morning, ya wicked wench, I've been in a silly mood ever since!). The thing about bollocks is that I love em, small, big, tight, loose. As long as I can get to grips with them I'm a happy girl. I started stretching Reality's. He loved it at first, we both did. But one day he put on a pair of knickers and one hung out either side like a pair of knacker thrashers (you know the kind of childhood toys which was basically a piece of string with a hard ball on each end). I didn't want him arrested for public lewdity, and the resultant embarrassment was enough for me to cessate the stretching exercises. No one wants to get caught with a prickly bollock hanging out the end of each shorts leg.  My long winded point is that a preference is just that, there's a pair for every woman and Reality's are pefect for me, even more so now that they've returned to normal, which means I can start all over again



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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 7:11:03 AM   
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that wouldn't weigh a sparrow


*flashes to Holy Grail*

(ok ok, I know theyre talking about swallows, but still!!)


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 7:50:37 AM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:07:16 AM   
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and are they migratory? What is the airspeed?


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:10:13 AM   
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I thought this was a sports thread.

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:15:23 AM   
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Exactly!! 

and are they migratory? What is the airspeed?



Oh God, I just had a vision of a formation of flying penises, pointing forward, scrota flapping in the wind. Thanks for that, Toppy  .

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:42:37 AM   
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You mentioned 'bollocks', Maria. Those are two of my favourite body parts attached to a man, the rest belonging to me (You set me up this morning, ya wicked wench, I've been in a silly mood ever since!). The thing about bollocks is that I love em, small, big, tight, loose. As long as I can get to grips with them I'm a happy girl. I started stretching Reality's. He loved it at first, we both did. But one day he put on a pair of knickers and one hung out either side like a pair of knacker thrashers (you know the kind of childhood toys which was basically a piece of string with a hard ball on each end). I didn't want him arrested for public lewdity, and the resultant embarrassment was enough for me to cessate the stretching exercises. No one wants to get caught with a prickly bollock hanging out the end of each shorts leg.  My long winded point is that a preference is just that, there's a pair for every woman and Reality's are pefect for me, even more so now that they've returned to normal, which means I can start all over again




Haha I know the type. Has visions of those old toys that got banned called clackers!
I love stretching bollocks too and thats exactly why I don't like the rhinoceros type... you just can't get a good grip on them.


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:44:00 AM   
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Exactly!! 

and are they migratory? What is the airspeed?



Oh God, I just had a vision of a formation of flying penises, pointing forward, scrota flapping in the wind. Thanks for that, Toppy  .


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:44:32 AM   
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Better a small hat on a big head than a big hat on a little head.


Oh!!! were you talking foreskin?



No rofl. I was talking dick size (the hat)/brain size (the head) correlation  .


Lol but I thought that most men's brains were in there dicks?!?


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:47:48 AM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:49:25 AM   
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African or European?


Depends on the time of year!
Air speed is going to depend on stamina


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:50:27 AM   
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sweet mother of pearl I have had so much fun reading this thread, snorting wildly  everywhere, the visuals are just hysterical. Ms M the knacker thrashers visual made me gasp for air, I was right in your head, LMAO
I have to admit, torturing in my own special way is fun, I like em alll, cept when they get to be about 65, then they get a lil tooooo dangly to be pretty.
Have to admit I love a tied up pet, when just telling him what I have in store makes them receed up to his throat. coaxing them back is so much fun.
Lucy
thanks for this, I needed the laugh this morning



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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 8:50:53 AM   
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Lol but I thought that most men's brains were in there dicks?!?



What brains   ?

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 9:27:24 AM   
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Lol but I thought that most men's brains were in there dicks?!?



What brains   ?
Now,now Kittin...that was so not nice!

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 9:38:07 AM   
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