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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 9:54:15 AM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 10:01:32 AM   
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Exactly!! 

and are they migratory? What is the airspeed?



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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 12:28:52 PM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 12:43:40 PM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 12:50:36 PM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 12:55:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		At least this thread is a lot more generous to the male anatomy than the vagina thread is to womens'.

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:00:53 PM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:04:45 PM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:09:21 PM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:14:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		allthatjaz:   Hmm yep I tend to go along with that and I don't find a small hat disappointing so long as they dangle. I have seen the odd bollock that appears to be just one and is deeply embeded in rhinoceros type skin attached firmly to either side of the legs.
 
That was a cyst.

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:22:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hlen:  Having been a young man, and now approaching being a (hopefully, dirty) old man, I can unequivically say that "High and Tight" isn't the goal.  It is a man's right after age 40 to scare his wife when he bends over the bathtub in the morning.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:37:22 PM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:37:58 PM   
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Hlen:  Having been a young man, and now approaching being a (hopefully, dirty) old man, I can unequivically say that "High and Tight" isn't the goal.  It is a man's right after age 40 to scare his wife when he bends over the bathtub in the morning.

E.


That is soooooooooo, not a visual I wanted.


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:42:45 PM   
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Hlen:  Having been a young man, and now approaching being a (hopefully, dirty) old man, I can unequivically say that "High and Tight" isn't the goal.  It is a man's right after age 40 to scare his wife when he bends over the bathtub in the morning.

E.


That is soooooooooo, not a visual I wanted.


But sooooooooo hilarious!! I'm still laughing!!

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:44:29 PM   
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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:46:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hlen and Tigresse:  Think of how SHE feels.

...sometimes she leaves skid marks.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:49:02 PM   
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Is there a cure for ball drop?


But Vendaval....low hangers means there's more to grab onto and torture, muhahahaha


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 1:52:51 PM   
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Hlen and Tigresse:  Think of how SHE feels.

...sometimes she leaves skid marks.

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On the floor? Running fast the other way?


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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 11:28:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Up to 4 pages on the designer vagina thread and this one is dying a slow death on page 2 of the off-topic threads?? Where's the equity in that??

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RE: little dicks and all that bollocks - 3/18/2009 11:49:46 PM   
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Is there a cure for ball drop?


But Vendaval....low hangers means there's more to grab onto and torture, muhahahaha



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