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slaveboisam -> how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/22/2009 8:46:25 AM)

i am trying to fuck my ass to get some training because i cant find any one to do it for me but i cant take it very deep? and it doesnt feel great?



Lockit -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/22/2009 9:00:51 AM)

LOL... bored this morning?  Asking like you have, not everyone is going to take you seriously.  So if you have a serious question... you might rethink your wording.  My first response is... take it like a man... get a bigger something to shove up there or sit on it.  I just can't take you seriously.  When it comes to training... before we even get close to that ass... we have a few chats on presentation... but that is just me and mine.



Lynnxz -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/22/2009 9:16:29 AM)

Have a couple jagers.

Try again.



MadAxeman -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 5:33:23 AM)

Have you tried joining the Republican Party?



MadAxeman -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 5:39:15 AM)

Or ask a minister
http://fredphelps.com/?p=76



Aylee -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:07:37 AM)

Attach it to a mirror and then back up to it.  If you also put a mirror in front of you it will be easier to watch what you are doing. 



MadAxeman -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:20:05 AM)

A smoke might help too, it's all done with smoke and mirrors yannow.



stella41b -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:24:15 AM)

Join the Conservatives.... no no.. sorry, forget that.. they just lick ass..

Tell you what.. better still... take yourself down to your local Job Centre Plus and tell them you have no job and no money..

.. they'll see to it that you're screwed good and proper. Trust me.



kittinSol -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:25:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: stella41b

Join the Conservatives.... no no.. sorry, forget that.. they just lick ass..



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FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:26:59 AM)

[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] Stella are you alright?     M



sweetnurseBBW -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:27:26 AM)

Say "mother may I " and that would be a proper way.



kittinSol -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:28:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: slaveboisam
i am trying to fuck my ass to get some training because i cant find any one to do it for me but i cant take it very deep? and it doesnt feel great?


Apparently there's nothing quite like the vegetable route. Cucumbers can be quite sexy, especially covered in olive oil.



MoGa -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:32:13 AM)

I don't know but I hear banjo's playin.....just sayin...



MoGa -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:39:23 AM)

My apologies slaveboisam,
I didn't realize you are only 19 and brand spankin' new to this. Welcome to the forums, you have a nice profile. You probably asked what you consider a serious question, so I will try and answer it. Try lying down on your back and using smaller butt plugs, Doc Johnson makes some that are fairly inexpensive and comes in a package of smaller to larger sizes. Start with the smaller size and work your way up. Use tons of lubrication while doing this. Work your way up to the largest. Good luck [:)]
 
MoGa



doll -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 6:40:11 AM)

Kill someone.  Go to prison.  Take a shower.  Drop soap.[sm=wiggleass.gif]

All kidding aside, I completely agree with MoGa and welcome to the boards.



purepleasure -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 8:53:17 AM)

start with a nice warm enema, then shower.  be sure to remove all pubic hair.  hell, remove all your body hair.  turn on your webcam and find a comfortable position and a few insertable toys.  using LOTS of lube, start experimenting.  think of how much it's turning your viewers on to watch you devirginize your ass, so that when you have face to face meets, you will be able to accomodate them easily.

lather. rinse. repeat.



SteelofUtah -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 9:42:50 AM)

If you Cock is long enough to "Fuck you own ass" I suggest getting involved in porn.

Steel



MadAxeman -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 10:03:42 AM)

You're a Siamese twin, your brother is gay.
You only have one arse.
His boyfriend is coming over tonight...



SteelofUtah -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 10:27:32 AM)

Buddy Hackett was a GOD

No one turned a phrase like Hackett, Jay Mohr does an AMAZING Impression.

Steel



LookieNoNookie -> RE: how do i take it in the ass properly? (3/24/2009 5:40:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: slaveboisam

i am trying to fuck my ass to get some training because i cant find any one to do it for me but i cant take it very deep? and it doesnt feel great?


Uhhhhmmmmmm.....don't do it?



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