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Impaler - 3/22/2009 9:49:50 AM   
VeryNastyDom


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Status: offline 		Many men have nicknames for their penises. Mine was given to me by a girlfriend while she was giving me head. She named it 'Impaler'.

She gasped in ecstasy and cried out: "Impaler! Impaler!"

At least that's what I thought she said...it turned out she was asthmatic.  If only I'd listened properly, she might still be alive.
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RE: Impaler - 3/22/2009 9:51:26 AM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		Hahahaha!

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RE: Impaler - 3/22/2009 9:58:52 AM   
YoursMistress


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Status: offline 		Reel me in.  Despite this being posted in the Humor Board (duh!), I believed it up to the end. Very funny.  :D

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RE: Impaler - 3/22/2009 1:17:22 PM   
MadAxeman


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RE: Impaler - 3/22/2009 6:27:04 PM   
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RE: Impaler - 3/22/2009 6:33:06 PM   
bamabbwsub


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Status: offline 		Okay, I just *have* to perve the profile of a man whose penis is named "the Impaler."  (Even if it was just a joke.) 

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RE: Impaler - 3/25/2009 1:13:53 PM   
NightTigress


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Status: offline 		I feel slightly gullible now

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RE: Impaler - 3/27/2009 1:39:27 PM   
samboct


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Status: offline 		What?  Doesn't anybody else call it Nebuchadnezzar?

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RE: Impaler - 3/27/2009 1:55:32 PM   
VeryNastyDom


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ORIGINAL: samboct

What?  Doesn't anybody else call it Nebuchadnezzar?


Only if it puts out 20X the normal volume.

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RE: Impaler - 3/27/2009 3:44:48 PM   
lovingpet


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Status: offline 		Okay.... For a moment I thought this thread was in the Sought or For Sale section.  I will breathe easier now... unless of course I need my impaler!

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