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ORIGINAL: MasterG2kTR

Three  men - a Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking  together one day.

They  come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will  give each of you  one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The  Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be  forever fertile in Canada'

POOF!  With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for  farming.

Osama  was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine ,  Iraq and  Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The  Biker says, 'I am very curious.

Please  tell me more about this wall.'

The  Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely  surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The  Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says,

'Fill  it with water.' 

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Nooo... the biker wants the countries to be flooded.  Osama and his people will be trapped since the wall osama wanted to keep people out also means no one can get out either.