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Farmer walks into a bar . . . - 3/26/2009 7:07:56 AM

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A chicken farmer walks into a bar, sits next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'You did? What a coincidence,' says the farmer, 'usually I'm a beer-man, but today, I'm celebrating.'

'Wow, is that a coincidence! I'm also celebrating!' says the woman.

'What are you celebrating?' the farmer asked.

'My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for the past three years, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'

'What an incredible coincidence,' says the man, 'I'm a chicken farmer, and for the past three years, my hens haven't been laying eggs. I almost went bankrupt. Then, last Sunday morning when I checked the coops I was astounded to find all the hens were laying. Since then they have been laying eggs as fast as I can gather them up and take them to market. So I thought, what the heck, I'd down a glass of the bubbles to celebrate. Here's to egg-laying chickens'. he concluded, raising his glass.

'Egg-laying chickens!' she toasted back. 'Tell me, what's the secret? What prompted your chickens to begin laying again?'

'It's no secret,' he said, 'I just used a different cock.'

The woman smiled and said, 'Now that is a coincidence...'

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RE: Farmer walks into a bar . . . - 3/26/2009 11:24:06 AM

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i should have know better than to take a sip of coffee, while reading the punch line

good one

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RE: Farmer walks into a bar . . . - 3/26/2009 5:25:25 PM

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lol oh i needed that... thnc u VND.. thnc u very much.

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RE: Farmer walks into a bar . . . - 3/29/2009 4:41:07 AM

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Well, as long as the farmer didn't use his cock with the hens, I guess everything is OK. I don't think you could blame the farmer if he did, though. He was just "egg-cited!"

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RE: Farmer walks into a bar . . . - 3/31/2009 1:21:39 PM

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lol!

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RE: Farmer walks into a bar . . . - 3/31/2009 2:50:16 PM

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