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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 5:16:27 PM

vincent63

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: CountrySong
...I make a poem up on the spot...

So do. I wanna poem - about poem making on the spot
If'an you do not, then you haven't got
What it takes to apply the words
In metres that soothe us domly lords.

Edited to add: if those lines suck, it is because I dunt have any poetry sense.

ohhhhhh,so thats what thats supposed to be, poetry..thanks for clearing that up....

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 5:22:00 PM

DemonKia

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ORIGINAL: vincent63

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ORIGINAL: Rule

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ORIGINAL: CountrySong
...I make a poem up on the spot...

So do. I wanna poem - about poem making on the spot
If'an you do not, then you haven't got
What it takes to apply the words
In metres that soothe us domly lords.

Edited to add: if those lines suck, it is because I dunt have any poetry sense.

ohhhhhh,so thats what thats supposed to be, poetry..thanks for clearing that up....

Given that Rule's profile has 'poetry' as a 'dislike', that's fair decent poetry . . .. . . lol

(Edited to add that his English is much better than my non-existent Dutch . .. . . )

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(Not to be construed in any way as an endorsement for anybody, barely valid in most states of consciousness, & as a solipsist, y'all are just delusions of my iMac, anyway . . . . . lol)

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 5:36:44 PM

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Oh no Domiguy a life of leisure is not what I have to offer - if they want leasure they have to earn it. As my profile says.

As for humor - I have been told by many a sub that I have a great sense of humor. I write cowboy poetry which often has a humoruos
bend to it.

I also found no Dionne Warwick. So no doubt I am quickly falling behind. However, I will have to conceed to LaTigresse. Anyone who could snort tokillya (tequilla) through her nose is defacto tougher than me. (I wonder if she does the worm also?) Plus, she has a nicer looking horse and a wicked sense of humor.
LOL

while I can vividly understand your overall disappoinment and diminished self worth when it comes to your lack of Dionne, I do not think it is yet time to give up the fight.

These Dom-Offs can last longer than a hootin' nanny. Many a Dom has started out strong to have only tuckered out down yonder.

While I can understand your awe of Lat...She is a formidable foe. I think a twue dom will have that gash guzzlin' gal eating the wurm in no time flat.

Now hows abouts we just mosey on down to the waterin' hole whilst you gets to workin' on one of them fancy Cuntry po-ems?

Domiguy, lord of the Doms, dykes, twats, jugs and the Judds.

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 5:44:34 PM

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I slice, dice and saute' the worms.

They make great appetizers.

"you can be the side effeeeeect, I'd rather be the dope...."

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:00:41 PM

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I'm done with you hetero subs....Like shooting fish in a barrel. I'm moving on to more of a challenge. I will from this day forward control the uncontrollable. Tame only the wildest of horses and whores. My stable will consist of nothing but khaki sporting subs. Let the short haircuts, the Etheridge inclined, the wife beaters come unto me. You will all kneel at my feet and look with new eyes upon my grace.

For I am domiguy, lord of the dykes. Come to Domiguy.

King of the Doms.

Ummmm domiguy, you do realise that with this statement you alienated a huge source of votes don't you?

*goes to vote for LaT*

kazza

Look, this is a Dom-Off I don't have the time to placate to every sub the potential that they might actually have a shot at a ride on the ol' Domidong. what kind of a weal Dom actually gives a rat's ass about the vote of some random lil' hetero sub?

Hetero subbies...So 2008. I am a forward thinker. think of the prowess and the esteem given unto me when I walk my stable of reformed dykes out onto the paddock.

Also, I couldn't help but notice how hawt some of these lesbo domme/subs out on this thang actually are. When tappin' it from the back they all look the same. That funky masculine hair cut, the wallet with the chain, and the Chuck Taylors don't mean shit, sistah!

Domiguy, lord of CM and all of it inhabitants, from the young to the grannies from the Goreans to the trannys. Yuz all my 'yatches.

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:10:45 PM

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Oh my God! Lady Tiger quoted Prince. Extra votes to LaT wooo-hooo!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:16:20 PM

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I'll see your J O B and I'll raise you a toy bag, too,

I, My Dear, am certainly more Dommely than you,

And how can this be, you might ask with a sigh,

It's because My dick is bigger, and I'll tell you why,

You were just born with the Domidong between your legs,

While I can buy huge strap ons for the boys that I peg,

Mine never needs shaving, upkeep requires little care,

And after the deed, Mine stays hard.... so there!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:19:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: heartcream

Oh my God! Lady Tiger quoted Prince. Extra votes to LaT wooo-hooo!

She is a wily combatant.

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:19:35 PM

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Yee-haw! & the fabulousness continues . . . . .

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:23:16 PM

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Dayum...that was hawt, lol *carries in a family pack of timbits*

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:24:50 PM

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I was just about to observe that an hour had passed without making a poem on the spot, but verily, in the nick of time a poem was presented by LadyPact hot.

What ails thee, CountrySong?

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:25:13 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I'll see your J O B and I'll raise you a toy bag, too,

I, My Dear, am certainly more Dommely than you,

And how can this be, you might ask with a sigh,

It's because My dick is bigger, and I'll tell you why,

You were just born with the Domidong between your legs,

While I can buy huge strap ons for the boys that I peg,

Mine never needs shaving, upkeep requires little care,

And after the deed, Mine stays hard.... so there!

Nice to make your acquaintance. Nice to see that you have left the safe haven of your boring and ever trite "Ask a mistress thread" are more of your ilk on their way?

Let the best Domme/Dom win!!!!....

Another contestant enters the DomiDome....All Doms enter one Dom leaves.

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:28:08 PM

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I was just about to observe that an hour had passed without making a poem on the spot, but verily, in the nick of time a poem was presented by LadyPact hot.

What ails thee, CountrySong?

Hmmmm. Countrysong seems to have got his spurs in a jumble. I reckon.

Darkfury and Rule, you two pixies stepping into the Domidome?

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:30:03 PM

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I'm only here to observe the contest, domiguy. I'd speak for the cub but this bear has to behave!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:31:30 PM

Rule

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
Darkfury and Rule, you two pixies stepping into the Domidome?

Naw, I am merely an insane supergenius, not a mad Max.

(Besides, I already congratulated you.)

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:33:10 PM

vincent63

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who's Master,and who's Blaster,,

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:35:31 PM

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Darkfury and Rule, you two pixies stepping into the Domidome?

Naw, I am merely an insane supergenius, not a mad Max.

(Besides, I already congratulated you.)

Thank you. I think it is a bit early to call. But I believe that most of the free world as well as Nigeria share in your sentiments.

Domiguy, Lord of Nigeria and all that dwell in the Heart of Darkness.

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:41:57 PM

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They very might be, Domi.

But speaking of Ask A Mistress, where you fear to tread,

We talk about cbt, sounds, and male on male head,

We're quite aware of how to make male Doms run away,

All it takes is a little talk of ball busting play.

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:43:44 PM

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How in the heck did you get moderated that quick?

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:47:31 PM

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How in the heck did you get moderated that quick?

(Best done in an intense Howard Cosell semi-whisper) . . . . an excited crowd is gathering . . . . popcorn in hand . . . . . . expectations are high for bloodshed & ruination . .. . . . the crowd looks mean today, they wanna see Dom'ly Dominants rolling on the floor . .. . . .

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