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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:49:45 PM   
vincent63


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ORIGINAL: DemonKia


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

How in the heck did you get moderated that quick?



(Best done in an intense Howard Cosell semi-whisper) . . . . an excited crowd is gathering . . . . popcorn in hand . . . . . . expectations are high for bloodshed & ruination . .. . . . the crowd looks mean today, they wanna see Dom'ly Dominants rolling on the floor . .. . . .



Dom'ly Dominants????? sounds like a breakfast cereal

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:50:17 PM   
LKN4SIS


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Damn!!!   tis good to have a dream of high asperations....even from the gutter!!!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 6:52:00 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

How in the heck did you get moderated that quick?


It seems to be his talent. Apparently someone with less a sense of humour.....

ORRRR, The dommiest DOM of all.....Madame Eleven........has a really wicked sense of humour!!

< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 4/3/2009 6:55:16 PM >


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 7:06:05 PM   
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You know, that 'in reply to' feature could get a person blasted for a lame comment.

If you're going to play with the dragon, be weary of the teeth.


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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 7:16:57 PM   
LaTigresse


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I saw that too. Was waiting for the scent of scorched flesh in the air....

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 7:25:40 PM   
LadyPact


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LaT, since Domi now is somewhat out of the running, what do you say we split the title?  Between the two of us, we could rule the world.


Mauhahahaha.


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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 7:30:29 PM   
LaTigresse


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LadyPact, that sounds like a splendid idea!!

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 8:16:31 PM   
CountrySong


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Ladypact you clever girl you,
You write like a poet and no one says boo,
But you made some assumptions that are not quite right,
About Dom’s and their equipment plight,
You see I have a strap-on that fits right above,
My erect or soft muscle of love,
It to takes plastic, silicon, or gel,
And can send a subbie to heaven or hell,
I know I can’t last beyond cum four or five,
I also have tech to keep sexplay alive,
As for running from the pain,
Well I guess I have more to explain,
All of the pain I really don’t fear,
I’ve been kick in the balls by a horse and a steer,
Once while taking a leak,
A horse nudged me a carrot to seek,
My stream crossed the fences hot wire,
All of my privates felt that fire,
I’ve taken more than one cattle prod hit,
I’ll admit it hurts quite a bit,
Once in Alaska on the fish fleet,
A shipmate let a crab grab my teat,
And I started all this in Old Guard style,
So I learned all the pain for a while,
Your verse is good and your face is sweet,
But I’m a Dom so I won’t bow at your feet,
If I stay out of the Ask A Mistress thread,
It is out of respect – not out of dread.

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 9:03:19 PM   
yourdarkdesire


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*applauds CountrySong for a JOB well done!*

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 9:07:29 PM   
LadyPact


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I'm glad you recognize the lack in the equipment you've got,

However, I come with equipment that, obviously, does not,

While you and I can each buy a dick from a store,

I also have a pussy, that does exceedingly more,

Yet this is not why I'm here making this claim,

Let Me tell you some of Lady Pact's fame,

Masochists love Me for the pain I dispense,

Every mind fuck I've done, extremely intense,

When My eyes light up with sadistic pleasure, you'll see,

That it brings any sub boy that I want right to Me,

My name is well known in places I've never been,

And I assure you it's not that I'm young, pretty, or thin,

It's My skill in various  forms of play that does that,

Many will tell you, there's only one Lady Pact!

As for some of your comments, I'll be very clear,

You'd never be permitted to bow to Me, Dear.

I do have My standards, from which I don't slip,

The one who's earned that right, is My boy clip,


Old Guard you say?  That's quite a surprise,

Having read My profile with your less Domly eyes,

You already know why it's Me who's the best

While I'm a Master, you'll never be a Mistress




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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 10:31:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I want to know why you are the Dom of Doms? 




Becuase the only part that really matters is what gets me off. 

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 10:37:17 PM   
CountrySong


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Well LadyPact here’s quite a thought,
A wig, a dress, and artificial twat,
An artificially Mistress certainly can be made,
I’m sure you’ve met guys, who dress like a maid,
With the advances of science you hardly could tell,
If it’s nature or hormones that makes their breasts swell,
As for the pain - been there done that,
I’ve made them scream with whip and cat,
I’m not a full sadist that I make clear,
Though I’ve often wailed on somebody’s rear,
I actually enjoy pain once and a while,
Pain a warrior’s test I face with a smile,
Like my Apache ancestors I stand and take it,
A modern Sundance no one can fake it,
I’m glad that you have your boy clip,
And that he’s worthy of your boot tip,
But mindfucks you say you are the master,
I think not for I can blast her,
The thing I love best in the lifestyle,
Is stealing her mind for a while,
Hypnosis puts her under my spell,
I send her then to heaven or hell,
She’ll cry or she’ll cum with just a word,
Can you do that with your male bird,
Can you make what he fears appear with a glance,
Can you give him one touch and cause a trance,
With a word will he spurt without touch,
Have you taken his mind does he love you that much,
We both have our skills of that I am certain,
Mine is within the minds curtain,
The ropes are not real,
The bands do not peal,
The flog is but a soft touch,
Yet welts appear if they love you that much,
So claim what you want that is your right,
I study the world of third sight,
So I can be Master or Mistress you see,
For what’s in their mind is up to me!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/3/2009 10:37:54 PM   
DemonKia


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quote:

ORIGINAL: vincent63

Dom'ly Dominants????? sounds like a breakfast cereal



lol . . . .. Some are nutty on the inside, some on the outside . .... lol

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/4/2009 12:03:51 AM   
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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/4/2009 4:09:49 AM   
LadyPact


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I'll tell you the same as the boys who will dress,
Personally, I don't want to get into that mess,
My boys are required to be boys, meaning men
If I wanted a girl, I'd get one of them,

Sure, you could get an artificial twat,
Though I doubt you could make scent marking as hot,
Fake pussy falls short of doing the trick,
It doesn't work quite as well as artificial dick,

Making gals come on command, I agree, that's a skill,
But that only works after they've bent to your will,
It certainly would do no good in casual play,
I can use any bottom on any given day,

I can't start to tell you of the boys that I've won,
With power and role play and interrogation,
Just one of the presentations I've done these past years,
Teaching other tops how to play on sub's fears,

Other demo's  I've done, if you ask Me real nice,
I'll talk of the classes I teach on Fire and Ice,
Presenting BDSM on a budget in Atlanta was fun,
Though to tell you the truth not My favorite one,

Teaching florentine flogging, now there, that's My thing,
Putting one dragon tail in each hand, and making them sing,
I'll tell you in confidence, this related little fact,
People know it's Me playing, by the sound of the crack,

You ask if My boy loves Me, to this I can attest,
I wouldn't be his Dominant if I wasn't the best,
He's endured more torture by Me than I could tell,
Each time that we play, his love for Me swells,

I remember asking him once, in the warm evening air,
Why it was My collar that he wanted to wear,
Because I am already collared to you, he replied,
And I knew in My heart that the boy hadn't lied,

While playing this Dommliest Domme game's been fun,
This contest is nothing compared to what I've won,
I'll tell  you this story that I've told some before,
And once you have heard it, I won't have to say more,

Last year I was approached to run for a title in leather,
The committee said they could think of no one better,
I admit I was flattered, but I turned the offer down,
To My husband's disappointment, and My boy's frown,

I could have carried the title easily, no doubt,
But to Me, that's not what this lifestyle's about,
I already have titles more important in life,
I'm clip's m'lady, and My husband's wife.


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The crowned Diva of Destruction. ~ ExT

Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts. ~ TWD

Happily dating a new submissive. It's official. I've named him engie.

Please do not send me email here. Unless I know you, I will delete the email unread

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/4/2009 6:12:52 AM   
LaTigresse


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Gives standing, hooting, applause to LadyPact!!

WWWWOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/4/2009 6:31:24 AM   
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As some can testify, my regal English accent is real not adopted.
Silk is for ladies.
Your failure to address the ladies as such makes you unlordly.
I see no contest here.
Sometimes one of my racehorses may become too full of itself, biting and kicking with little understanding of it's own true nature. After a prompt gelding they become less skittish.
I don't have a J O B like you, one employs people like you.
If you ever need a second J O B, my hot air balloon need inflating at the weekends so that I may survey my estates.


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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/4/2009 6:35:44 AM   
LaTigresse


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Little Lord Fauntleroy?

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/4/2009 6:37:09 AM   
vincent63


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

As some can testify, my regal English accent is real not adopted.
Silk is for ladies.
Your failure to address the ladies as such makes you unlordly.
I see no contest here.
Sometimes one of my racehorses may become too full of itself, biting and kicking with little understanding of it's own true nature. After a prompt gelding they become less skittish.
I don't have a J O B like you, one employs people like you.
If you ever need a second J O B, my hot air balloon need inflating at the weekends so that I may survey my estates.




with the hot air youre puffing , i suspect youre more than capable of filling your own balloon  

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RE: Dommes, Goreans all are welcome to the '09 dom off!!!! - 4/4/2009 6:45:41 AM   
MadAxeman


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LaT, how sweet, you've read a book. Education becomes you


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