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LookieNoNookie -> I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 4:45:43 PM)



Someone that looks like Pamela Anderson, smells like Channel, feels like "buttah", picks up after me, feeds the cats, doesn't mind the socks (where they shouldn't be), understands that the wet spots on the toilet seat are likely from either the cats or the raccoon that slips in through the cat door at 3 in the morning, knows that I like the TV on until I fall asleep, makes crepes every Sunday, and doesn't mind when I complain about her Mother.

(Salary, DOE).

Inquire within.





kazzaslave -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 4:49:28 PM)

LOL good luck with that...

kazza




thornhappy -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 4:50:01 PM)

Hmmmm.  Me thinks it'll be a long time.  Unless you gather a group of women who each meet one of your specs!

Polyamory, anyone?




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 4:57:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: kazzaslave

LOL good luck with that...

kazza



(A man can dream).




kazzaslave -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 5:29:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: kazzaslave

LOL good luck with that...

kazza





(A man can dream).


Yes indeed dreaming is free, kazza has often wished she had wings...usually while stuck in traffic

kazza

edited to fix the quote thingy





DarkFury -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 5:58:18 PM)

I'm just looking for It.




AngelGeena -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:01:08 PM)

Damn.....I was really close.  I only missed out on the Channel part.  I smell like Victoria's Secret.  *sighs*




vincent63 -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:08:45 PM)

i have a thing for musk myself,,dont care what brand


actually,thats not true,,,i REALLY have a thing for that cheap 'whore' perfume pole dancers wear....that affects me like a rutting buck




LadyPact -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:10:34 PM)

Terrible shame.  You just lost all of the interest I had in you.




DrkJourney -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:11:05 PM)

Seriously, let me know how that works out for ya.....lol




AngelGeena -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:11:52 PM)

One of my many stripper friends told me they mostly wear that cotton candy and fruity type stuff because its more natural smelling so that when the men go home, they dont smell so much like a woman has been rubbing all over them.




vincent63 -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:12:31 PM)

LadyPact, are you flirting with me?????????????[:D]




vincent63 -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:14:10 PM)

dont care what the reason,,,,all i know is i LOVE it




LadyPact -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:22:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: vincent63

LadyPact, are you flirting with me?????????????[:D]


I don't  flirt with Doms.  The boys, on the other hand.....




trappedinamuseum -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:25:57 PM)

I'm looking for a Dominant Christian Bale.

Anyone have one laying around?




vincent63 -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 6:29:22 PM)

so, since this is purely wishful thinking , im looking for jennifer love hewitt,who loves DaddyDoms, loves the mountains, knows how to skin and dress out a buck, is a crack shot with a rifle.pistol and shotgun, makes great biscuits and gravy, eats her steak bloody rare, can run a trot line, looks fantastic in jeans boots and harley tshirts, not only knows how to ride a bike but knows how to fix one, and was a stripper/pole dancer at one point in her life,,,,,and lights my cigarettes without being asked,,,oh, and gives sensational backrubs,and is an absolute snugglebunny, and can run the rack in a game of 9ball while drinking a bud with tequilia shooters

oh,,,,and not only carries a straight razor and knows how to use it, but isnt afraid to use it when the time seems appropriate




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 7:14:00 PM)

Lookie!  You're a gorean now?  [;)]




scifi1133 -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 7:43:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I'm looking for a Dominant Christian Bale.

Anyone have one laying around?

Sorry trapped. I just let him out of my trunk this evening.




trappedinamuseum -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/5/2009 7:57:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I'm looking for a Dominant Christian Bale.

Anyone have one laying around?

Sorry trapped. I just let him out of my trunk this evening.


Dammit Sci!




kazzaslave -> RE: I'm looking for..... (4/6/2009 4:23:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

I'm looking for a Dominant Christian Bale.

Anyone have one laying around?



Damn kazza just got rid of one while spring cleaning....sorry

kazza




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