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Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 10:58:59 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Help!Help!  I gotta do one tonight.  I took a class 20 odd years ago.  I don't know that I remember how!!!

Help Help!!!

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 11:07:15 AM   
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Start off with some Carmen Electra strip aerobic videos. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urw-aPrMbqY

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 11:09:10 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Lots of Gyrating.

Rub your Tits in his face A LOT

Bounce your Naked Bum on his croch.

Get Really close and breath like your about to orgasm.

This is why Men Pay for Lap Dances.

Wait..... Strip Tease?

Sorry I'm not into Teasing.

Ummmmmm..... Maybe Use some Fans and cover the Naughty Bits and do a Berlesque Show?

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 12:26:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well sunnymiss...fine little corset you've laced yourself into...and out of!

Take a look at this for some teasingly good ideas .....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQCNTGdQhd4

Oh, and don't forget to share your own video

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 12:42:56 PM   
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then pretend your 6th and 7th vertebra are supposed to feel that way


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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 12:54:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

you can always pretend you are hitting a volley ball with your pelvis

then pretend your 6th and 7th vertebra are supposed to feel that way



God that hurt just reading it!

Start with a mindset... that goes a long, long way.  If you feel sexy and not insecure, you will be more comfortable.  Think of the turn on that you are!  (but keep in mind, some like you uncomfortable and may be playing with your head! hehe)  But really, tell yourself things that will make you comfortable and ready to rock someone's world!  Put on mood music to get yourself going before and do a little practice in blending swirls or grinds or whatever.  Just don't practice too much or you may be too tired later!

But remember... have fun!  Don't think about how long it has been or how weird you might feel about it.  Just have fun!  And it might be nice to have a lil something in there that is unexpected... like maybe something that covers your nipples, or a new style in trim... whatever...  Draw out the gettin naked part and tease away!

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:00:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wear the highest heels you can, they make your ass poke out and arch your back as well, plus they look hot. Use a shimmery lotion if you have one, makes the skin look dewy and sexy.

Oh, and if they will allow it, drink. Seriously. Bang back a few shots of tequila, it will so help. Then get out there and shake what your momma gave you. Oh, and play some thumpingly sexy music. You can do this sunshine, I know you can. 

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:02:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		hi hi,
hey thanks for the tips - and the vids.... I remember learning to salsa dance.  My teacher (*fans self.... Latinos  are  swoony)... anyway... He told me I had to look at him like I was seducing him.  "You are the most beautiful woman in the world.  Remember this."  My dancing improved ten fold as soon as I did that.  I looked him in the eyes, and it was like I lost ten years and 30 pounds.  Heh.  And you know what?  I really AM the most beautiful woman in the world when I dace.

I'll do my best and make y'all proud!



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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:03:04 PM   
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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:11:28 PM   
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I really AM the most beautiful woman in the world when I dace.

LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!


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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:12:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SilverMark

I want to watch damnit!!!!!!


you better wear a hat unless she wants a spotlight and i am shutting up now...


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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:22:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Uh huh....like you EVER would holly!

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:23:35 PM   
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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:25:24 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Help!Help!  I gotta do one tonight.  I took a class 20 odd years ago.  I don't know that I remember how!!!

Help Help!!!

*consider this trolling for ummmm... information.


CUM to the shed and I shall give you some very private lessons..

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:28:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sunny, I suggest a lil bit before, listen to some sexy music.  Some faves of mine are: Feelin Love - Paula Cole; Rope Burn - Janet Jackson; Discipline - Janet Jackson; and Closer - Nine Inch Nails.

That kinda stuff always puts me in a sexy mood and has me gyrating around the room in NO time!


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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:33:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm Really Hot -- Missy Elliot . . . . One of my favorite 'I'm the sexiest thang on the planet' pieces of music . .. .

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:44:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		You ARE the sexiest woman on the planet! (And the cutest, too!)

Just think about how hot that bubble ass of your is, and shake it, baby!

(wish I were a fly on the wall!)


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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:45:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have seen you dance, Sunnyone!  You CANNOT fail to do an incredible striptease!  There WILL be swooning and grabbing!

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 1:49:38 PM   
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Okay grab the pole twirl around it take of your clothes in some sort of shimmying fashion. Thrust hips on occasion in the direction of said person.
Try not to fall down.
There that about covers it lol.

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RE: Strip Tease - 4/6/2009 2:00:25 PM   
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