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Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/9/2009 9:16:51 AM   
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They announced "baconlube" on www.baconsaltblog.com on March 31, as a kind of April Fool's gag. In three days, they got well in excess of 500 requests for the bacon-scented (and flavored) personal lubricant and now say they intend to make the stuff: "The people have spoken and apparently they want this to be a real product. ... So stay tuned!"

Jumping through hoops that range from board-certified gynecologists to the Food and Drug Administration, Esch said they hope to roll out the new product within about 60 to 90 days — and maybe even draw Stewart's moneymaking disgust again.

"This is like a really bad joke that went way too far, that you find out the joke's really on us, because people want to buy it," Esch said. "A lot of people."


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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/9/2009 11:37:34 AM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/9/2009 12:13:34 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/9/2009 12:29:22 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/9/2009 8:10:27 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/9/2009 8:29:23 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/15/2009 11:14:54 AM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/15/2009 3:47:47 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/15/2009 6:01:32 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/15/2009 6:03:42 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/15/2009 7:51:53 PM   
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Just another reason to keep the four legged friends out of the play area.



This will be difficult, since I've already got one that likes to stick a cold nose in unmentionable spots when you've got your back turned. She's sneaky like that.

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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/15/2009 7:58:25 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/15/2009 8:26:03 PM   
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Just another reason to keep the four legged friends out of the play area.



This will be difficult, since I've already got one that likes to stick a cold nose in unmentionable spots when you've got your back turned. She's sneaky like that.





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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/21/2009 1:31:29 PM   
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Just another reason to keep the four legged friends out of the play area.


Well done. I was trying to think of a tactful way to make that point.

I'm waiting for the first report of someone being chased by stray dogs... I suppose it might not be wise to use while camping.

Imagine someone going to a party after a quickie and trying to restrain the laughter as people ask "Why do I keep smelling bacon? Is someone cooking bacon? Did you just eat bacon?"


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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/21/2009 4:49:14 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/21/2009 4:52:24 PM   
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Bacon smells great but as a lube...eew! 
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/22/2009 1:24:02 AM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/22/2009 1:27:53 AM   
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Either that, or we know what Dubya's doing, now he's not in the big house...

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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/22/2009 5:54:58 PM   
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RE: Bacon Flavored lube is coming.. - 4/22/2009 5:58:20 PM   
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