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I just got an email that said..... - 4/10/2009 6:32:13 PM

LookieNoNookie

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..."We guarantee you'll sleep with a married woman tonight!!!!"

I'm reading this thinking...."I just want to fucking sleep....guarantee me that and I'll personally courier you untraceable, non sequential 50 dollar bills!!!!"

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RE: I just got an email that said..... - 4/10/2009 6:51:35 PM

thornhappy

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That sounds like craigslist!

Really, just for fun I was reading personals over there last night and jumpin' Jehosaphat! They was practically all married! (the men, at least..)

Not that they'd admit it - though a bunch did.

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RE: I just got an email that said..... - 4/10/2009 6:55:09 PM

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I could have been an ad for one of those Las Vegas Wedding Chapels. Was it signed "Elvis" or "The King?"

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RE: I just got an email that said..... - 4/10/2009 7:02:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I'm reading this thinking...."I just want to fucking sleep....guarantee me that and I'll personally courier you untraceable, non sequential 50 dollar bills!!!!

If you get that line of guarantee, could you forward it to me? Because I would pay good money for that. M

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RE: I just got an email that said..... - 4/10/2009 7:14:36 PM

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*Looks confused* Sleep, what's that? Is it a good thing?

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RE: I just got an email that said..... - 4/10/2009 7:16:54 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

..."We guarantee you'll sleep with a married woman tonight!!!!"

I'm reading this thinking...."I just want to fucking sleep....guarantee me that and I'll personally courier you untraceable, non sequential 50 dollar bills!!!!"

If you promise to share this wonder drug, I'll contribute to the fund and then some....I'd love to get some of that mysterious sleep that people are always talking about

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RE: I just got an email that said..... - 4/10/2009 7:20:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

That sounds like craigslist!

Really, just for fun I was reading personals over there last night and jumpin' Jehosaphat! They was practically all married! (the men, at least..)

Not that they'd admit it - though a bunch did.

LOL...omg...someone from here suggested I try craig's list...I did...first of all I tried twice and after 30 mins my ad was pulled...not sure why it was waaaay tamer than the ones I saw...nothing bad in it at all....and the ones that did respond....ALL married or in a relationship and didn't mind telling me, nor did they mind coming right out and saying they only wanted a one night stand...so I guess we all know what the guys think of the women who use that site....lol They don't have to worry about me ever going back....lol

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RE: I just got an email that said..... - 4/10/2009 7:23:05 PM

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Yup. And now I know where the "Desparately Seeking" blog gets its photos, too.

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