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allthatjaz -> Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 11:14:02 AM)

For those of you that like an enema... whats your favorite?

I have had cum enemas, piss enemas, hot water, cold water, bottle of beer and would love to try a champagne enema.

My favorite is champagne but I've not had it yet [;)]

Maria




subtlebutterfly -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 11:26:46 AM)

*grabs a cork and screws it up my bottom*
access DENIED what a waste of good wine...and beer....[sm=buddies.gif]




allthatjaz -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 12:24:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

*grabs a cork and screws it up my bottom*
access DENIED what a waste of good wine...and beer....[sm=buddies.gif]



Nooooo its the quickest way to get the effects of the alcohol!




sappatoti -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 12:41:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: allthatjaz
quote:

ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly
*grabs a cork and screws it up my bottom*
access DENIED what a waste of good wine...and beer....[sm=buddies.gif]

Nooooo its the quickest way to get the effects of the alcohol!

If all you are interested in is the effect of the influence of alcohol, then perhaps such an enema might be the better choice. Purely from my view, though, there is more to alcohol consumption than becoming tanked; there is the enjoyment that one gets from the tastes, smells, and textures one feels as it flows over the tongue.




LaTigresse -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 12:44:36 PM)

Ya, I prefer to savour the flavour myself.

Then again........for me, the whole enema idea is just not a thrill.

My champagne is going in and coming back out, the old fashioned way. (unless I get stupid enough to drink too much of it......then it goes down and comes back up)




subtlebutterfly -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 1:01:51 PM)

I prefer red/white wine over champagne any day[8|] but my ass is exit only and will remain exit only..maybe I should get the exit light tattooed on me...ohhhhh that would be AWESOME..gonna get the invisible tattoo that glows in the dark!!!
NOW THERE'S AN IDEA[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




kittinSol -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 1:03:16 PM)

I beg you to use that cheap ass fake Californian "champagne" if you're going to do it (why in God's name, only you know lol).




LaTigresse -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 2:10:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

I prefer red/white wine over champagne any day[8|] but my ass is exit only and will remain exit only..maybe I should get the exit light tattooed on me...ohhhhh that would be AWESOME..gonna get the invisible tattoo that glows in the dark!!!
NOW THERE'S AN IDEA[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



I prefer dry red wine, or if I am feeling especially decadent.........a glass of good port. omg..............drool




slvemike4u -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 2:10:07 PM)

Tsk,tsk...bashing America again Kittin...for shame...[:D]




kittinSol -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 2:19:06 PM)

Well, Champagne up the arse... shit...




subtlebutterfly -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 2:40:41 PM)

OH COME OOOOOOOON kittinSol ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww champagne up the ass+shit in the same sentence is so WRONG[:(] omg...eugh....ewiewewew

I just say..beverage..is not supposed to go up ones ass. You DRINK it..you don't..put it somewhere where it doesn't belong, no matter whether you feel like getting the effects immediately or not..heck just donate some blood (if you can) and then go have a wine/beer..or two..I promise it works just as well..at least that's what the nurses do[:D]




kittinSol -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 2:42:14 PM)

Blood donating is just as icky as stuff up the bum. Thanks for adding to the imagery, butterfly *gag*.




subtlebutterfly -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 2:44:15 PM)

really??? ya think so?? HAHA awww[sm=duck.gif]sorry *anytime*[:D]




kittinSol -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 2:47:45 PM)

It's all fun :-)  (if we limit ourselves to talking about it rofl).




LaTigresse -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 2:48:58 PM)

I am cool with the blood stuff, but poo...........no.




subtlebutterfly -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 3:06:55 PM)

whaa no poo?? thought you farmers were used to everything[8D]




popeye1250 -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 3:08:51 PM)

My favorite is when someone else gets one.




LaTigresse -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 3:11:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

whaa no poo?? thought you farmers were used to everything[8D]



Horse poo, dog poo, cow poo.......I am fine with. People poo, yuck.




subtlebutterfly -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 3:13:49 PM)

[8D]just gonna stick to the wine...the normal consumption way




Juliannadelion -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 3:16:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: allthatjaz

For those of you that like an enema... whats your favorite?

I have had cum enemas, piss enemas, hot water, cold water, bottle of beer and would love to try a champagne enema.

My favorite is champagne but I've not had it yet [;)]

Maria


I am sure the OP intended for people who LIKE enemas to respond.

Not to get a bunch of flack from people that were just going to make poo jokes - shame on you guys!

[sm=Groaner.gif]




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