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LaTigresse -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 3:29:16 PM)

If you cannot joke about poo...........you've got bigger problems.

Might even need an enema to loosen you up a bit...........[:D]



slvemike4u -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 3:50:01 PM)

Perhaps we need a enema category so as to avoid these shitty subjects....



kittinSol -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/13/2009 6:22:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Juliannadelion

I am sure the OP intended for people who LIKE enemas to respond.

Not to get a bunch of flack from people that were just going to make poo jokes - shame on you guys!

[sm=Groaner.gif]


Holy shit, if we can't make crappy jokes at fecal matters, we might as well liquidate this thread, and throw it all in the bog.



allthatjaz -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 3:04:18 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: subtlebutterfly

OH COME OOOOOOOON kittinSol ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww champagne up the ass+shit in the same sentence is so WRONG[:(] omg...eugh....ewiewewew

I just say..beverage..is not supposed to go up ones ass. You DRINK it..you don't..put it somewhere where it doesn't belong, no matter whether you feel like getting the effects immediately or not..heck just donate some blood (if you can) and then go have a wine/beer..or two..I promise it works just as well..at least that's what the nurses do[:D]


PMSL [:D]
but I have to say I hate the taste of champagne and the thought of me missing out on all those bubbles is depressing me!



UncleNasty -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 8:58:27 AM)

I'm always surprised when folks in this lifestyle appear to be so judgmental and condemnatory of others for liking what they like. It has always been my belief that if everyone is consenting then everything is jake.

So what's the big deal with this gal liking various fluids up her ass? Would the nay sayers presume to have jurisdiction over her ass? She isn't threatening to force such on(in) you against your will or consent.

Let her take her pleasure where she will.

Uncle Nasty



kittinSol -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 9:17:58 AM)

So, you have no sense of humour either, do you? Perhaps an enema would help you 'relax' [8D] ?



subtlebutterfly -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 9:22:06 AM)

I'm trying to think up a new phrase from HIMYM ...instead of suit up it could be.....fill up! ...enemup? blow up?[8D] strip up? wash up? heeeeeeeey wash up?it almost sounds like wazzup.......oor ketchup[:D]



LaTigresse -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 10:36:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: UncleNasty

I'm always surprised when folks in this lifestyle appear to be so judgmental and condemnatory of others for liking what they like. It has always been my belief that if everyone is consenting then everything is jake.

So what's the big deal with this gal liking various fluids up her ass? Would the nay sayers presume to have jurisdiction over her ass? She isn't threatening to force such on(in) you against your will or consent.

Let her take her pleasure where she will.

Uncle Nasty


Feel free to make fun of things that turn me on. Some of them ARE funny, some might even be weird to some or just plain boring. Either way, you might even get me laughing with you. Guranteed you won't offend me or piss me off.

AKA.........LIGHTEN UP!!!



servantheart -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 1:29:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

My favorite is when someone else gets one.


[:D]



angelwithhonor -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 1:39:49 PM)

[:D]..way to funny not to laugh at this...all in fun, and dont feel its being judgemental. i have to say had one when i was giving birth , a cute male nurse gave me one.  it doesnt ummmm seem very romatic at all....



servantheart -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 1:54:46 PM)

Have to be careful about using enemas.  Some people have been known to disappear completely when expelling [:-]
 
 
 
~sorry - couldn't help myself~  [:)]



aravain -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 3:33:20 PM)

personally I get no pleasure from enemas... I only use them when I have too (which means for doctors, or to clean out the tubing for sex). Then again, I'm not into using tha part of my body for anything but solids (out OR in)

Interesting topic though



OneMoreWaste -> RE: Enema... whats your favorite? (4/14/2009 8:50:41 PM)

So is the champagne supposed to tickle from the bubbles?
My preference is as much warm water as I can take, through an inflatable plug. The feeling of desperation, and being out of control of my body, is just mind-blowing.



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