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Sam's Funeral - 4/18/2009 2:23:21 PM

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Sam had a terminal disease and had set aside $30,000 for his funeral service. After the service, his widow and her best friend were talking.

"It was a very nice service Susan, I am sure Sam would be pleased"

"Yes, it was lovely. I think it was just want he wanted."

"May I ask how much all this cost?"

"Oh, I spent the full $30,000 that Sam had set aside"

"My, that seems expensive. Where did it all go?"

"Well, the funeral home was $6,500, I donated $500 to the church, I spent $500 on refreshments for the guests, and $22,500 for the memorial stone."

"REALLY? $22,500 for the memorial stone? How big is it?"

"Oh, about 2 carats."

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RE: Sam's Funeral - 4/18/2009 3:09:44 PM

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ROFL

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RE: Sam's Funeral - 4/18/2009 3:13:35 PM

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Ooooh, I like this!! Thanks for the laugh.

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RE: Sam's Funeral - 4/18/2009 4:50:13 PM

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Beautiful, just beautiful.

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RE: Sam's Funeral - 4/18/2009 5:44:45 PM

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What a great idea!

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RE: Sam's Funeral - 4/19/2009 2:57:23 AM

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RE: Sam's Funeral - 4/21/2009 1:03:38 PM

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that is one big rock

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RE: Sam's Funeral - 4/21/2009 1:05:13 PM

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