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Hey, female submissives! - 4/18/2009 10:14:55 PM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		Here's a role model for you:  woman is shot in the head, but makes time to make tea for the cops.

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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/18/2009 10:42:46 PM   
YoungBlondeSlave


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Status: offline 		Yeah, i dunno if i've got that level of dedication. i think i'm in trouble.

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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/18/2009 10:57:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		I wonder if the cops said, "I need tea like I need a hole in the head."


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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 4:18:39 AM   
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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 5:31:00 AM   
favesclava


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Status: offline 		made me think of one of my favorite bugs bunny episode with Pete Puma. How many lumps? then the part where pete says i dont like tea. tea gives me a headache.

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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 5:36:53 AM   
FullfigRIMAAM1


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Status: offline 		Yeah, you never find a guy with that kind of dedication...   Castrate them, fine!   But not a single one with a gunshot wound would stop acting like a baby and go make me some coffee.     M

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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 5:55:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave

Yeah, i dunno if i've got that level of dedication. i think i'm in trouble.


Don't worry, sweetie.  Just sign up for the DarkSteven Slave Training Course (fully accredited by the Roissy Accreditation Dungeon) and your dedication will be wonderfully improved....


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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 5:59:18 AM   
Fitznicely


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Status: offline 		Ok, so I'm neither females, submissive or suffering from a gunshot wound, but last year O/our open flue gas boiler decided to back up and try to kill us with Carbon Monoxide.

My girl passed out and started having convulsions, which I woke her up from. I got her and our two unmentionables out while calling the emergency services and turning the gas supply to the house off.

The family was taken to hospital for treatment. I had to wait round for another two hours while the fire service made the house safe. They were gonna leave it open, so I had to stay to lock up before going to hospital myself.

Blood tests revealed we both had upwards of 20% carbon monoxide in our blood. At 30%, you go into coma and eventually die. And I'd sat around getting no treatment with 20%+ poisoned blood for two hours afterwards...

How did I feel while this was going on? Euphoric. Adrenaline's a weird thing.

BTW, not blowing my own trumpet, here. It's long enough ago to be nothing more than a funny story. Still bloody glad to be alive tho

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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 6:55:21 AM   
intenze


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Status: offline 		yes Fitz but did you make them tea? LOL


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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 7:06:19 AM   
Fitznicely


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Status: offline 		Yanno, I kinda wanted them not to hang around too long LOL

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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 7:45:33 AM   
intenze


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Status: offline 		Imagine that LOL

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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 7:57:14 AM   
subangi


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Status: offline 		I am usually the gal who offers drink and sometimes food when someone comes over to repair or hook up something. 
I had carpet installed, and asked the guys if they wanted something to drink.
They were sipping there pop, and the one guy asks, "so ,  do you have any naked pics of yourself in the bedroom?"
I was stunned and couldnt think of a reply, and then blurted out something stupid..." oh, you mean like showing half your ass everytime you bend over?"
What an idiotic comeback,  but, I think twice now before I offer anyone drinks. 
Maybe I should have offered them tea. 

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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 8:16:11 AM   
PhilaMale1958


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Status: offline 		subangi,

It was a kind gesture to offer them something to drink. Your thoughtfulness trumps the stupid comment, and you had a good comeback that took the edge off with humor of what otherwise might have continued to be an uncomfortable situation.

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RE: Hey, female submissives! - 4/19/2009 8:24:57 AM   
subangi


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Status: offline 		Thank you PhilaMale.  That was sweet to say. 

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