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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 1:35:00 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		In the History of the world sadly yes a Cockroach has found its way into a Womans VaJayJay. however it happens so rarely as to state that unless you won two different lotteries in the same month I doubt that you are that lucky.

As for what to do........ Can of Raid Hot Shot and when you see it next spay the hell out of the little fucker.

This will end the problem.

Chances are there is only ONE little fucker and it most likely came in through a openering or was brought in by the animal.

If this fixes you Problem I expect Bewbage Pictures in the C-Mail.

Thank you

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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 1:36:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

In the History of the world sadly yes a Cockroach has found its way into a Womans VaJayJay.



The slut must have left the door wide open for that one  .

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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 1:37:07 PM   
DemonKia


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Status: offline 		Here's my two favorite sources for doing battle with the dreaded cockroaches, the first funny (& accurate, I swear by his method), & the second serious:

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http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/20/whats-the-best-way-to-kill-cockroaches

(We've successfully used his method in houses full of children, cats, & dirty dishes left unwashed -- just sprinkle the borax stuff on the dirty dishes . . . . . Hehehe)

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http://www.askthebugman.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=14&Itemid=45

(I selected that particular page of the Bug Man's site cuz of what he has to say about sprays . . . . But he basically espouses the same methodology as the Straight Dope guy, the Bug Man's variation being that he recommends some pre-prepared powder to buy, whereas the Straight Dope guy tells you how to mix your own . . . . . )
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Totally understand the squicky thing, Camille . .. .. . Those big roaches are quite unnerving . .. ..

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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 1:39:01 PM   
camille65


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ORIGINAL: Fitznicely

Snopes.com, Camille,will be your friend forever


Heh see. The problem with looking any thing up is that I might get a pic. Which is why I am relying solely upon the text medium that is our CM forums.

Avoidance is a finely tuned way of life for me.

Thanks kittin, I love you even more now. I was fairly sure.. but.. my hooha is sacred. ( ) Not a Myron will ever be permitted even if it means I cannot sleep for the rest of my unnatural natural lifespan.

Gods I think I've gone hypoglycemic.

After earlier last night (pre Myron) I just did not need this additional stress dammit. I mean I'm working on boundaries and he crashes into my apartment? That is just not fair.

I need icecream. That fixes everything!


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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 1:41:48 PM   
Fitznicely


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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 1:46:29 PM   
camille65


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Status: offline 		Dang I'm going to owe the lot of you bewbage shots. Except perse!
Kia, thanks for the links but I cannot risk pics in my fragile state of insanity.

And Fitz.. see? I am starting to feel awful pre-guilt for thinking about Myrons demise.
:( He is an innocent but in my way. If I can trap/release I will, otherwise Borax will be falling like snow in December. Not that it snows here which is why I moved.

Its a shame the icecream is in the GIANT roach room.


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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 1:49:57 PM   
DemonKia


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Status: offline 		No pics of bugs (tho' there is one silly cartoon image), mostly just text, which I'd happily copy & paste, but I think it would get modded, as it violates TOS to post copyrighted material . . . . . . .

Read the Straight Dope one, it'll make you laugh, I promise . .. . . .

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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 1:51:09 PM   
UncleNasty


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Status: offline 		What is a "hooha?" Kinda sounds like something I say when lifting heavy objects.

When you move Cam be sure to spray your boxes or you're likely to transport some of Myrons family to your new place.

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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 1:52:13 PM   
Fitznicely


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Status: offline 		Y'know, camille hun, I'd be thinking "Take-out" about now...

Let the fucker slug it out with the cat and head for the nearest Baskin Robbins

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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 2:13:36 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		dude,
that was wayyyyyyyy more information than I ever thought I'd know about them thar critters.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 2:47:44 PM   
mdr080480


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Status: offline 		The worst is waking up in early in the a.m. and hearing something and feeling something in my ear, I grabbed whatever it was, squashed it in my hands, and threw it across the room, never found the body. 

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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 3:08:23 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

I've lived in the deep south and yes they fly but honestly a normal bug bomb keeps them out. You can go to the kitchen and eat dear it will be okay.


I seriously thought sci said "You can go to the kitchen and eat it".  I was gonna have to hurt him most non-consensually.

Just don't look him in the eye, Camille.  Trust me.


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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 3:59:25 PM   
camille65


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Status: offline 		Haha nooooo scifi is too nice to say something like that!

I went to Walmart and bought boric acid, the pharm clerk went into great detail about swarms of cockroaches and how they fly around. I wanted to smack her. Instead I whimpered, thanked her and bought the stuff.

Who knew there were so many freaking sadists in the world?? Egads.

So I mixed the boric acid with cornmeal and put it into soda pop tops, bravely slid some into the deep recesses of my cupboards and between the fridge and wall where Barney can't reach. Hopefully this will signal to Myron that he really is not wanted here, no cockroaches are much less GIANT ones.

My owner is rather amused, another sadist.

Uncle Nasty thank you for the tip about spraying boxes when I move, I've already decided to seriously poison my living space before I move in. By then Barney should be um.. well.. she is over 21..

I thought about getting this place sprayed but my owner nixed that due to my chemical sensitivity so I really hope the boric acid works.

God I need a doobie right now.


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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 7:16:31 PM   
BossyShoeBitch


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ORIGINAL: persephonee

Camille...

Did you know that the average person, during their lifespan...not only gets at least 3 cockroaches lodged up their hooha's. Also, eats no less than 8 live spiders....without their knowledge...as they (spiders) tend to drop into the sleeping victims mouths from the ceiling around, oh, say, 2 or 3 am....

You need to get a snake to eat the bugs...and a cat to keep the snake under control....

(and breaking a lease isnt the worst thing in the world...)

Much Affection,

perse


Please dont take this the wrong way Persephonee, but I hate you.


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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 7:22:05 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		This thread is on page THREE? DingaDANG! 

Where ya sleeping tonight, Camille?

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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 8:25:06 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		I think Myronette and her spawn are behind this.


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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 8:42:26 PM   
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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 9:32:39 PM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		Well you guys did a hell of a job scaring the shit out of this poor woman today lmao.
Yea I didnt know you had a reaction to chemicals so the method your using will probably work and since you've only seen the one you are probably okay. Get some sleep and food for gods sake lol.
Oh and cail that was funny as shit. No I did not tell her to go eat the cockroach lmao.

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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 9:43:39 PM   
camille65


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

This thread is on page THREE? DingaDANG! 

Where ya sleeping tonight, Camille?


I'm not able to fall asleep lol.


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RE: Important Life Saving Questions - 4/20/2009 9:51:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Smashing the spiders doesn't help you in the long run.  Spiders are not a problem, they are symptom of something else.  Nothing will stay around unless it is finding food in the area.  Spiders are predators.  To get rid of the spiders you need to figure out what kind of other insects they are feeding on and get rid of those.  If you're not seeing other insects in the house then they are probably feeding on dust mites, which are too small for people to see.  So do everything you can to reduce the dust in your house which will in turn reduce the dust mite population, which will have the effect of drastically reducing the spider population.


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

If I were in bed naked all the time, how would I smash the living hell out of the SPIDERS that infest my house?  Good advice on the spray can, Holly---a tall one can give you the extra height needed to smash one on the ceiling!


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